LOL! Greg Valentinos "Brother"

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » July 11, 2003, 2:58 am

Pic of ol Greg Valentino, who stole Iraq's oil and shot it into his arms and delts.

Now...

Check out this new Synthol-Sensation! LOL

This guy is filled with Synthol

Now compare the upper arm(biceps/triceps) with the lower arm.

Looks like forearms aint a popular injectionsite for synthol!

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » July 11, 2003, 3:01 am

eewwww...

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » July 11, 2003, 3:04 am

Hehe Lali!

Ain't diggin' the "symmetry"?

Lleluvyn · Post by **Lleluvyn** » July 11, 2003, 3:04 am

freeeaky

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » July 11, 2003, 3:09 am

Freaky is the word Llevll!

What's sad is that reachin' pure muscle-freakyness isn't enough for these guys.

They even step over the border and add synthol-oil to their bodyparts.

It's a disgrace to anyone who trains!

If you want freakyness, do it the right way!

This is cheatin' all the way, but then again, so is silicone and i'm not complaining about that! LOL!

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » July 11, 2003, 3:39 am

I read that Valentino's arm actually exploded from too many injections. The muscle just burst.

Those guys are fucking crazy. I do weights at Gold's in Vancouver and some of the muscleheads down there are seriously insane. They'd inject AIDS into their body if someone told them they would gain a pound of muscle off of it. They talk about their steroids and weight gainers more than they talk about their weights, and they spent half of their workout time flexing in front of the mirror.

And they all have 1 inch penises and their balls are right up next to their tonsils.

But they have tempers that make their penises look like Ron Jeremy. I saw one guy throw an excercise bike out the front window and onto the hood of a car because the girl at the juice bar wouldn't make him a free health shake.

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » July 11, 2003, 3:55 am

That is almost correct Kyo!

I think i have a pic of Gregs biceps after the operation.

It was a boil/cyst that grew inside the biceps, so he had to have surgery and they had to open his whole arm for that.

The scar covered almost all of his arm!

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » July 11, 2003, 3:58 am

That is fucking sick.

Kyria · Post by **Kyria** » July 11, 2003, 4:09 am

Ugh that literally made me feel like puking.

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » July 11, 2003, 4:44 am

Unfortunatly, Synthol has become more and more commonplace in the BodyBuilding world.

Can't make the delt big enough by training and proper nutrition and want high placings in a contest? Add some synthol like Eli Hannah.

Are the calves "slacking"? Add some synthol etc.
Some people were complaining on Flex Wheelers calves back in the day.
Ernie Taylor's triceps, Nassers delts etc...

The symmetry is just not there, but if the judges give high points for freakyness this year, some athletes do not hesitate to add some "quick synthol-muscle".

Sad for the sport and for the athletes, since Synthol is unhealthy for your body.

Train proper and natural! That's the way!

dast911 · Post by **dast911** » July 11, 2003, 5:07 am

thats nasty

Taly · Post by **Taly** » July 11, 2003, 5:48 am

omg thats just GROSS!

Cotto · Post by **Cotto** » July 11, 2003, 5:56 am

I'll take my unhealthy body over that anyday

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » July 11, 2003, 9:27 am

thats so fuckin disgusting, his arms prolly weigh too much for him to lift anything =/
guy that owns my gym used to look like that, then had to loose 250 lbs of muscle or something

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » July 11, 2003, 9:33 am

You mean those are not photo shopped?

Jassun · Post by **Jassun** » July 11, 2003, 10:25 am

The caption on those pics reads "Fitness-World". That is suppose to be an example of fitness?

It's worse than those porno stars that get tits the size of watermelons thinking it looks sexah.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » July 11, 2003, 10:35 am

Yet another reason I don't want to go to prison... I mean, imagine going in your first day and have that guy grinning at you like some kind of fucked-up caricature of one of those pink mini-mutant-wrestlers that used to be sold in the plastic container....

Axien_Dellusions · Post by **Axien_Dellusions** » July 11, 2003, 10:36 am

That is just plain nauseating....

masteen · Post by **masteen** » July 11, 2003, 10:40 am

Calling these muscle-heads "athletes" is an insult to professional wrestlers and bowlers everywhere!

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » July 11, 2003, 11:22 am

masteen wrote:Calling these muscle-heads "athletes" is an insult to professional wrestlers and bowlers everywhere!

Haha quote of the day!