Sept 2nd shall be a good day
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Kilmoll the Sexy
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Sept 2nd shall be a good day
It could be the best day for realeases of DVD movies in the history of DVDs. They will be releasing 16 Candles and Weird Science together on that day, as well as a 3-pack with those and The Breakfast Club. They are supposedly redoing them into quality DVDs with extras since it is going to be the 20th anniversary. Is anyone else getting the titanium hard erection just thinking about it?
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I just had to =P
Kevin Smith wrote:
JAY
Oh yeah. See, we used to sell smoke in front of
this video store. And one day this fuck wants to
rent a video. So we did, only we didn't have any
place to watch it. So we went to the mall and
popped it into a VCR at Macy's and sat on the floor
and watched it. It was called 'Sixteen Candles'.
Did you ever see it?
BETHANY
Yes.
JAY
So the next day we rented 'The Breakfast Club',
and then 'Weird Science' where these two fucks
have a chick that'll do anything for them and they
don't do nothing because it's a PG movie. But then
we got thrown out of Macy's when we watched 'Pretty
in Pink', because of this bitch.
(points to Silent Bob)
BETHANY
(to Silent Bob)
What'd you do?
JAY
You know how at the end the red-headed bitch gets
together with her dream guy at the prom?
(Bethany nods)
Well pussy here starts fuckin' sobbing all sorts
of loud and shit. And the manager's like "Get the
hell out of here!" And I'm like "Fuck you, you
bald cocksucker! I'll kick your lard..
BETHANY
So what exactly brought you to Illinois?
JAY
Oh yeah. See, all these movies take place in a
town called Shermer, in Illinois. And there's all
this fine bush running around, and we could kick
all the dudes' asses because they're all whiney
pussies. Except Judd Nelson - he was harsh. But
best of all, there was no one selling weed. So I
says to Silent Bob "Man, we could live phat if we
were the blunt-connection in Shermer, Illinois!"
So we collected some cash we were owed, and caught
a bus. But when we got here, you know what we found
Out? There is no Shermer in Illinois. What kind
of shit is that?! Fucking movies are bullshit!
