EQ Songs

[Adelrune Argenti]

Check out some of the latest offerings of songs about EQ. I particularly like "You Can't Hurry Buffs" and "One Week".

Just click on the picture to get to the songs.

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[Shashonna]

Saw this on Eqtraders forum...was pretty good

Inky got Back
by Sure Jokesalot


Oh My god , Tovax... Look at her butt.
It is so blue.
She looks like one of those Shadowknights Girlfriends.
Who understands those Shadowknights anyway.
They only talk to her because she looks like a total blueberry.
I mean, her butt! It's so dark. It's navy..
Its just so..... BLUE!


I like Blue Butts and I can not lie.
You other dark elves can't deny. When a girl walks in with a blood covered mace, and a blue thing in your face, she casts STUN.
Want to turn around and run, but her spell has got you stuck.

Deep in the Mail she's wearing, She's blue and I can't stop staring
Oh man, guys, I want to group with her.
And taunt the monster.

My guildies tried to warn me, But her DS spell makes ME SO THORNY!

Oh, evil blue skin, you say you want to get in my raid?
Then help me, /tell me, cause you aint no average N00b.

I saw her healing... To heck with Kill Stealing. She's fast, crass, and dirty as a fetid bass.

I'm tired of dark elf queens, saying dead things are the thing. Take the average dark elf, and ask him that, she gotta pack blue back.

So Inkies? YEAH? Inkies? YEAH?
Do your women have blue butts? HECK YEAH!
Then show em, SHOW EM, show em, SHOW EM,
Show those navy butts. Inky got back.

Felwithe Face with a Neriak Booty.
Felwithe Face with a Neriak Booty.