I bet some border guards are gonna lose their jobs today

miir · Post by **miir** » May 12, 2003, 10:45 am

7 year old, mildly autistic child foils US border guards

A pretty scary story but I couldn't stop laughing at how totally inept those border guards must be... So much for heightened border security.

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » May 12, 2003, 11:17 am

Miir, you must remember that this was a Canadian child and therefore not a fair test of American border security. I am sure if a Pachyderm with C2 strapped to his back with a person of visible mideast persuation chanting "Long Live Osama Bin Laden" were to make the attempt the guards would have caught him. If not they would have blamed Canada as a haven for "TEH TERRORISTS".

/chuckle

CODE ORANGE INCOMING.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » May 12, 2003, 12:00 pm

Actually they are good.. The fact that they managed to track down this mentally handicapped person amongst all the retards down there in under 2 hours in astonishing.

Brotha · Post by **Brotha** » May 12, 2003, 1:09 pm

You think retards want freedom any less than anyone else? This little guy is my hero- he had the courage to stand up for what he believes in. When the "real" story comes out I'm sure we'll find out that he was trying to escape the clutches of the homosexual, pedophile Cretchen, or to get away from the rest of his country which is either full of communists or mindless zombies infected with SARs. I'm just waiting on Dubya to fly up there with his f-16, bomb a few terrorist supporting pot factories, and liberate this guy from the mentally oppressive Canadian regime.

That's my first theory. My second one is that he was an unwilling accomplice to a sinister plot of epic proportions that could change the political sphere of N. America forever. This retard could have been deliberately infected with SARs and sent to the US as a "trojan horse." The ruthless Canadians, knowing the US's spotless record on human rights and distaste at having to use force against even America hating, dirty Canadians, knew that the kid would not be harmed and that force would not be used to stop him until all other means of persuasion (foiled by him being a retard) had been used, and by then it would be too late. Time will soon tell if this is true- let's all pray that it's not.

Either way, Canada sucks a big one.

Post by **Sylvus** » May 12, 2003, 1:13 pm

And to think that I was about to defend our country and say that we weren't full of retards. Too late now, I suppose.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » May 12, 2003, 1:51 pm

Brotha wrote:You think retards want freedom any less than anyone else? This little guy is my hero- he had the courage to stand up for what he believes in. When the "real" story comes out I'm sure we'll find out that he was trying to escape the clutches of the homosexual, pedophile Cretchen, or to get away from the rest of his country which is either full of communists or mindless zombies infected with SARs. I'm just waiting on Dubya to fly up there with his f-16, bomb a few terrorist supporting pot factories, and liberate this guy from the mentally oppressive Canadian regime.

That's my first theory. My second one is that he was an unwilling accomplice to a sinister plot of epic proportions that could change the political sphere of N. America forever. This retard could have been deliberately infected with SARs and sent to the US as a "trojan horse." The ruthless Canadians, knowing the US's spotless record on human rights and distaste at having to use force against even America hating, dirty Canadians, knew that the kid would not be harmed and that force would not be used to stop him until all other means of persuasion (foiled by him being a retard) had been used, and by then it would be too late. Time will soon tell if this is true- let's all pray that it's not.

Either way, Canada sucks a big one.

If you were even a tiny bit smarter than you actually are I would think you are joking.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » May 12, 2003, 2:47 pm

Animalor wrote:Actually they are good.. The fact that they managed to track down this mentally handicapped person amongst all the retards down there in under 2 hours in astonishing.

I cant believe you let one of your Rocket Scientist cross over.

Niffoni · Post by **Niffoni** » May 12, 2003, 3:27 pm

I'm TRYING to work in a snide remark which will simultaniously make fun of both the States AND Canada, but I just can't be arsed right now.

*sparks the bong*