Cindy Adams -- New York Post Dumbass Gossip Columnist

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » May 12, 2003, 10:27 am

Does this bastion of knowledge, this monument to journalism, this ignorant dumbass edit her own articles before having them printed? I would say so because her knowledge of my country is about as great as her pathetic attempts at wit.

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/cindy.htm

May 12, 2003 -- KIDDIES, did mother not tell you last week that the Divine Miss M just signed to do "The Stepford Wives" with Nicole Kidman and Glenn Close which Frank Oz is directing?

Well, pay attention. I now tell you that Bette, who lives in New York, and Nicole, who has a place in New York, and Glenn, who's always stayed in New York, are going to film this in New York.

Not in SARS-larded Toronto. Not in any other such throbbing urban metropolis as Halifax or Nova Scotia or whiz-bang pulsating downtown Alberta. Not anyplace in ungrateful unneighborly Canada, that northern suburb right outside Buffalo which wouldn't stand with us, which works cheap, which has tried to lure Hollywood away from New York, which has been looking to con even New York-themed projects into believing their antiseptic boring streets could look like ours and which is desperate to make movies instead of Mounties.

Wulfran can you please direct me to downtown Alberta? Miir can you locate that world renowned Metropolis "Nova Scotia".

Someone should tell her to do a little research before writing such ignorant shit. SARS my ass *cough*

miir · Post by **miir** » May 12, 2003, 10:48 am

NY Post... that figures.

I find her stupidity and ignorance rather amusing.

Wulfran · Post by **Wulfran** » May 12, 2003, 10:57 am

She obviously lives in the center of the universe, thus wouldn't know Paradise when it bit her in the ass.

I find this somewhat ironic in that "whiz-bang pulsating downtown Alberta" was probably one of the places in the country most vehemently opposed to Chretien's stance in support of French oil contracts...er... the USA's subborning of the diplomatic processes in the UN, to the point that our premier (roughly equivalent to state governor for those who don't know, but care) wrote a letter to the US Ambassador expressing the support of the people of Alberta... ah well... uninformed idiots abound on both sides of any issue...

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » May 12, 2003, 12:28 pm

She's a fucking gossip columnist. The only thing she knows about are centric to Manhattan.

their antiseptic boring streets

Looks like she's clearly on a "learn a new word every day and use it" program.

Cause we all know how cleanliness always equates to boredom.

Post by **Sylvus** » May 12, 2003, 1:10 pm

Without trying to defend this columnist at all, I will say that's a perfectly valid use of the word antiseptic.

miir · Post by **miir** » May 12, 2003, 1:33 pm

Sylvus wrote:Without trying to defend this columnist at all, I will say that's a perfectly valid use of the word antiseptic.

While it may be the correct usage, it is completely innacurate.

Not in SARS-larded Toronto.

Larded?
What the fuck is larded?

miir · Post by **miir** » May 12, 2003, 1:34 pm

OH NOS!
SHES EATING TEH DOG!!!~

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » May 12, 2003, 11:04 pm

damn canadians are so much more patriotic then americans. someone says some shit about there country there like WHAT THE FUCK THAT ASSHOLES TALKIN SHIT BOUT MY HOMELAND!!!!!! i need to go club his ass!! in the us were just like ehhh, there prolly right
not just canada i guess but every other country

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » May 13, 2003, 11:19 am

Dear Cindy,

I would imagine that it is much safer in NYC than Toronto where 23 people have died from SARS. I mean who can argue with the 523 deaths and 1800 shootings in the boroughs last year in NYC.

We arent so patriotic as opposed to stupid comments made by another clueless American. I love the USA, however it would serve you all well, as a people, to get aquainted with the planet outside your own borders.

Americans... the most highly entertained, least informed people on the earth.

Cheers

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » May 13, 2003, 12:04 pm

she's almost as annoying as Joan Rivers