Die Corporate Scumbags!!!

Mort · Post by **Mort** » May 9, 2003, 6:02 pm

Im sooooo fucking jealous.... the owner of my company (Large printing firm in Southern Cali) just rolled up in his god damned 2003 Porshe Carrera GT. He got the bad ass silver one to match his fucking helicopter.

Piece of shit!!

Acies · Post by **Acies** » May 9, 2003, 6:20 pm

I know what you mean.
The CEO of Pacificare likely makes around 10 million annually

Rojer · Post by **Rojer** » May 9, 2003, 6:20 pm

My boss drives a hummer.

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » May 9, 2003, 6:34 pm

My boss has a Cobra. She also has a BMW 9 series, 8 series, 7 series, 6 series, two 5 series, and two 3 series. She just bought a new beach house, and she is going to be buying a spa (yes, the whole club), out in palm desert.

I h8 >_<

masteen · Post by **masteen** » May 9, 2003, 6:45 pm

Hey, they kissed a lot of ass and slept with a lot of old, ugly people to get those cushy jobs. Show some respect, foos!

Mort · Post by **Mort** » May 9, 2003, 6:48 pm

Well, we were outside drooling over it and he walks out. Im on my smoke break and he pulls up to the side of me and asks if I wanna go for a ride.... I say HELL YES. Then he goes, "Wait....why don't you drive" /gulp

I was timid for about 2 mins till I realized that this is about the only time Im gonna be driving around $150,000 car so I fucking nailed it. He was shitting his pants but never told me to slow down (Not even when I hit 120 in a 35). Fucking a' You get what you pay for I guess, that mother had balls. Im still sweating..... lol

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » May 9, 2003, 7:00 pm

My boss is a family friend. Her husband let me drive the cobra. I nailed it off the line, seriously, before I knew it, I was doing 90. I drive a BMW 328i 1998, and that car went from 0 - 90 in the time it takes my car to go from 0 - 50. Was so AWESOME.

Metanis · Post by **Metanis** » May 9, 2003, 8:47 pm

Mort wrote:Well, we were outside drooling over it and he walks out. Im on my smoke break and he pulls up to the side of me and asks if I wanna go for a ride.... I say HELL YES. Then he goes, "Wait....why don't you drive" /gulp

I was timid for about 2 mins till I realized that this is about the only time Im gonna be driving around $150,000 car so I fucking nailed it. He was shitting his pants but never told me to slow down (Not even when I hit 120 in a 35). Fucking a' You get what you pay for I guess, that mother had balls. Im still sweating..... lol

Awesome Mort! That took balls! You'll never look back and say to yourself, " I wish I'd have...."

)) Totally cool!

Revs · Post by **Revs** » May 9, 2003, 11:04 pm

Mort you lucky bastard, you drove a Porsche that is probably the equivlant to the 959. Kick ass!

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » May 9, 2003, 11:16 pm

I have a bicycle