African monkeys diagnosed with horrific venereal disease

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » May 4, 2003, 8:14 am

http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993694

""The genitals kind of rot away, then they just drop off"

Didn't AIDS come from African monkeys supposedly?

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » May 4, 2003, 9:31 am

God made AIDS to kill all the gays.

http://www.nap.org/pdf/origin.pdf

That is the most widely accepted explanation but it can't be confirmed that the two viruses are related.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » May 4, 2003, 10:27 am

I love STD's that transmit from WILD ANIMALS.

Man. If people would f a sheep instead of an ape, the world would be a much better place. /sarcasm

Mplor · Post by **Mplor** » May 4, 2003, 1:24 pm

Akaran_D wrote:I love STD's that transmit from WILD ANIMALS.

Man. If people would f a sheep instead of an ape, the world would be a much better place. /sarcasm

It's generally believed the disease was transmitted by eating bushmeat, although your imagination is quite vivid.

Kguku · Post by **Kguku** » May 4, 2003, 2:03 pm

Don't spank those monkies

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » May 4, 2003, 8:00 pm

Call PETA Kouykan has been screwing monkeys again.

Fesuni Chopsui · Post by **Fesuni Chopsui** » May 4, 2003, 9:26 pm

kyoukan wrote:God made AIDS to kill all the gays.

People like you are what make this country so ignorant

(and if you were kidding around, ignore that statment

)

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » May 4, 2003, 9:33 pm

its kyo, of course she was kidding

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » May 4, 2003, 9:43 pm

Cartalas wrote:Call PETA Kouykan has been screwing monkeys again.

I don't think even Kyo would have an affair with your father.

Trek · Post by **Trek** » May 4, 2003, 11:08 pm

So if my equipment is still attached, im not a monkey fucker?

Check back in a couple weeks

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » May 4, 2003, 11:19 pm

Kelshara wrote:
Cartalas wrote:Call PETA Kouykan has been screwing monkeys again.
I don't think even Kyo would have an affair with your father.

Maybe not but we enjoyed your mother.

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » May 5, 2003, 12:10 am

Hey if very old women are your thing, more power to you! They have to get laid somehow!

Kelgar · Post by **Kelgar** » May 5, 2003, 6:40 am

I forget.

Was the old saying "fuck like monkeys" or "fuck like rabbits"? Or am I confusing the latter with "breed like rabbits"?

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » May 5, 2003, 10:03 am

Kelshara wrote:Hey if very old women are your thing, more power to you! They have to get laid somehow!

Nice Comback

Somali · Post by **Somali** » May 6, 2003, 12:27 pm

multiply like rabbits is the phrase I believe you are looking for.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » May 6, 2003, 12:29 pm

Trek wrote:So if my equipment is still attached, im not a monkey fucker?

Nope, you're still a monkey-fucker