There is a god

Acies · Post by **Acies** » April 30, 2003, 3:52 pm

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 30, 2003, 3:56 pm

I would actually pay higher taxes to fund a team of investigators and special forces to track down and destroy email spammers on an international level. It's gotten so bad that I've had to change email addresses multiple times to get away from it.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » April 30, 2003, 3:56 pm

Acies wrote:Took long enough

That Damn Ashcroft!!!

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 30, 2003, 3:58 pm

Yeah Ashcroft has a lot of input in Virginia state law.

Seriously, why do you even post here? I can't believe how stupid you are. Can you even dress yourself?

Acies · Post by **Acies** » April 30, 2003, 3:58 pm

kyoukan wrote:I would actually pay higher taxes to fund a team of investigators and special forces to track down and destroy email spammers on an international level. It's gotten so bad that I've had to change email addresses multiple times to get away from it.

/agree

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » April 30, 2003, 4:00 pm

kyoukan wrote:Yeah Ashcroft has a lot of input in Virginia state law.

Seriously, why do you even post here? I can't believe how stupid you are. Can you even dress yourself?

Do you know what sarcasm is? No you dont,god you make me sick.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 30, 2003, 4:01 pm

I spot sarcasm about as well as I spot stupid. And you are stupid.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » April 30, 2003, 4:02 pm

kyoukan wrote:I spot sarcasm about as well as I spot stupid. And you are stupid.

Yeah Yeah same old shit spews out of your used up ass.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » April 30, 2003, 4:23 pm

Can we add "a clue" to the VV store so everyone can send Cartalas one?

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » April 30, 2003, 5:27 pm

yes cart, kyoukan needs to be instructed what sarcasm is.

^^^
sarcasm

Metanis · Post by **Metanis** » April 30, 2003, 6:02 pm

Voronwë wrote:yes cart, kyoukan needs to be instructed what sarcasm is.

Voron, now there was sarcasm!

Seriously... with a mouth like hers... can you imagine being her boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/bitch?

Thank God for duct tape!

No.. really... seriously... Bush should hire her to be our negotiator with North Korea! After 1 session with Kooky, the North Koreans would stick all that illegal Plutonium up her ass and blow her all the way to Toronto.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 30, 2003, 6:16 pm

I'm sure it's hard for you to imagine what any romantic relationship is like.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » April 30, 2003, 6:18 pm

Huh-huh... you said "hard."

Acies · Post by **Acies** » April 30, 2003, 6:19 pm

kyoukan wrote:I'm sure it's hard for you to imagine what any romantic relationship is like.

So, you saying that sticking erradiated Plutonium bars up the woman you loves ass does not pass for love anymore?!
/pfft

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » April 30, 2003, 6:37 pm

Acies wrote:
kyoukan wrote:I'm sure it's hard for you to imagine what any romantic relationship is like.
So, you saying that sticking erradiated Plutonium bars up the woman you loves ass does not pass for love anymore?!
/pfft

Well lets see she already has had Animal,Vegetable, and now Mineral up her ass. Woot WTG Kooky.

Metanis · Post by **Metanis** » April 30, 2003, 6:43 pm

kyoukan wrote:I'm sure it's hard for you to imagine what any romantic relationship is like.

Romance? Is that like the cigarette you get afterwards? Or when he gives you cab fare home?

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 30, 2003, 6:44 pm

Metanis wrote:Romance? Is that like the cigarette you get afterwards? Or when he gives you cab fare home?

Yeah I didn't think you did. I figured you for the paying kind. I'm curious though; do they charge you double?

Acies · Post by **Acies** » April 30, 2003, 6:44 pm

We need an emoticon of a smiley face blowing his brains out...

Metanis · Post by **Metanis** » April 30, 2003, 6:50 pm

Acies wrote:We need an emoticon of a smiley face blowing his brains out...

Hey c'mon Acies, there's no need to get suicidal on us... you'll grow up someday. And hell man, if you get your head out of Kooky's twat you might even grow up to be a man.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 30, 2003, 6:53 pm

Metanis wrote:Hey c'mon Acies, there's no need to get suicidal on us... you'll grow up someday. And hell man, if you get your head out of Kooky's twat you might even grow up to be a man.

That's right, switch your impotent sissy little aggresion to someone who won't flame you back. Wow, you're even a spineless fag on the internet.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » April 30, 2003, 6:54 pm

Metanis wrote:And hell man, if you get your head out of Kooky's twat you might even grow up to be a man.

Metanis wrote:I serve my church as an elected official and donate a significant part of my income to the church.

Tell me Pastor Metanis, does Jesus approve of such language?

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » April 30, 2003, 6:55 pm

grats Kyou =D

Acies · Post by **Acies** » April 30, 2003, 6:56 pm

Metanis wrote:
Acies wrote:We need an emoticon of a smiley face blowing his brains out...
Hey c'mon Acies, there's no need to get suicidal on us... you'll grow up someday. And hell man, if you get your head out of Kooky's twat you might even grow up to be a man.

I would rather have my head in a womans twat than buried up my own ass.
You put the "fuck up" in STFU.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » April 30, 2003, 6:56 pm

kyoukan wrote:
Metanis wrote:
Acies wrote:We need an emoticon of a smiley face blowing his brains out...
That's right, switch your impotent sissy little aggresion to someone who won't flame you back. Wow, you're even a spineless fag on the internet.

Speaking of Spineless Fags maybe you should do a little Research on your Brave Canadian Soldiers in Somali, just do a google search on the name "Shidane Arone". This is just a little taste of what is to come.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 30, 2003, 7:01 pm

wow, could you be more irrelevant?

Metanis · Post by **Metanis** » April 30, 2003, 7:10 pm

Lalanae wrote:
Metanis wrote:And hell man, if you get your head out of Kooky's twat you might even grow up to be a man.

Metanis wrote:I serve my church as an elected official and donate a significant part of my income to the church.
Tell me Pastor Metanis, does Jesus approve of such language?

I'll pray to him and ask forgiveness.

It doesn't change the fact that Acies is a fool for listening to the likes of you and Kooky Twat-For-Brains.

Edit-Spelling (Twat is tough to spell, but Cunt is worn out on Kooky...)

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 30, 2003, 7:12 pm

HOLY CRAP

KOOKY TWAT-FOR-BRAINS

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » April 30, 2003, 7:13 pm

kyoukan wrote:wow, could you be more irrelevant?

No it just fits in to the whole reason the Current Events form was created.(U.S. Bashing) Plus every topic ends up blaming the U.S. For some atrocites so I said what the hell lets get a jump on things. You see my little Frigid Cum Depository the U.S. isnt the only country that " Loots,Pillages, and kills" for sport, it seems the whole Damn U.N has that honor.

Acies · Post by **Acies** » April 30, 2003, 7:14 pm

Metanis wrote:
Lalanae wrote:
Metanis wrote:And hell man, if you get your head out of Kooky's twat you might even grow up to be a man.

Metanis wrote:I serve my church as an elected official and donate a significant part of my income to the church.
Tell me Pastor Metanis, does Jesus approve of such language?
I'll pray to him and ask forgiveness.

It doesn't change the fact that Acies is a fool for listening to the likes of you and Kooky Twat-For-Brains.

Edit-Spelling (Twat is tough to spell, but Cunt is worn out on Kooky...)

I am a fool for listening to well presented correct statements?

murr · Post by **murr** » April 30, 2003, 7:40 pm

Metanis, if you really believe in God, I have a question for you..
Well first, is God omniscient/omnipotent? If yes -
Can God make a rock bigger than he can lift?

Acies · Post by **Acies** » April 30, 2003, 7:43 pm

murr durr wrote:Metanis, if you really believe in God, I have a question for you..
Well first, is God omniscient/omnipotent? If yes -
Can God make a rock bigger than he can lift?

Hahaha,

Murr

Metanis · Post by **Metanis** » April 30, 2003, 8:34 pm

kyoukan wrote:
Metanis wrote:Romance? Is that like the cigarette you get afterwards? Or when he gives you cab fare home?
Yeah I didn't think you did. I figured you for the paying kind. I'm curious though; do they charge you double?

All men pay for it. Some just don't realize it right off. Some have to pay more... some less, but we all pay.

Kooky, how's it feel knowing you have that innate value? I mean, even you Kooky... if I was to gag you and bag you, I'd be able to find men that would pay to fuck you. Of course, men will pretty much fuck anything, so it's not saying a whole lot. Being a life support system for a cunt does makes you a bit more valuable than the average man I suppose....

Don't take it too hard dear, men haven't wanted women to have brains for most of recorded time... so you fit the profile perfectly.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 30, 2003, 8:41 pm

haha it took you almost two hours to come up with that?

I feel so fucking badly now ragging you all the time if that is all you can come up with.

Metanis · Post by **Metanis** » April 30, 2003, 8:45 pm

kyoukan wrote:haha it took you almost two hours to come up with that?

I feel so fucking badly now ragging you all the time if that is all you can come up with.

It was that damn hour commute

Rag away hon, you're good at it.

Acies · Post by **Acies** » April 30, 2003, 8:46 pm

I think Kyou, Met and Cart should just go to town on each other.

Metanis · Post by **Metanis** » April 30, 2003, 8:49 pm

Acies wrote:I think Kyou, Met and Cart should just go to town on each other.

We aren't?

Or if you are talking all sexual or something sick like that, well I don't fuck around with men... and Kooky's got balls bigger than you Acies...

Acies · Post by **Acies** » April 30, 2003, 9:02 pm

Metanis wrote:
Acies wrote:I think Kyou, Met and Cart should just go to town on each other.
We aren't?

Or if you are talking all sexual or something sick like that, well I don't fuck around with men... and Kooky's got balls bigger than you Acies...

Oh please, you know that it is part of your sick republican fantasy to take a woman like Kyou and fill her out like an application.

As for the size of my balls...
Why Met, are you sure you don't swing that way? FAG!

Forthe · Post by **Forthe** » April 30, 2003, 9:16 pm

Cart you may have some difficulty trying to rile us up with links such as that. At least from my experience we don't suffer from the same "patriotism" as the US.

If my government fucks up I'll be the first one shitting on them. And I often do. Hell I criticize my governements basic structure. Yet I've never ever managed to inspire anyone to call me un-canadian.

So you see I have no problem agreeing with you on the Somalia prosecutions.

If you really want to piss off a Canadian, mock our hockey teams.

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » April 30, 2003, 9:27 pm

Canadian hockey teams suck!

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 30, 2003, 9:48 pm

Metanis wrote:[It was that damn hour commute

No it wasn't. You posted twice after I posted that.

It amuses me thinking about you sitting in your 1978 Oldsmobile Omega, biting the steering wheel and clenching your asshole tight while that little peanut in your skull that passes for a brain tries to squeeze out a response that it thinks is adequate to my carefully constructed and hilarious mocking of how fucking worthless of a human being you are.

noel · Post by **noel** » April 30, 2003, 9:52 pm

kyoukan wrote:
Metanis wrote:[It was that damn hour commute
No it wasn't. You posted twice after I posted that.

It amuses me thinking about you sitting in your 1978 Oldsmobile Omega, biting the steering wheel and clenching your asshole tight while that little peanut in your skull that passes for a brain tries to squeeze out a response that it thinks is adequate to my carefully constructed and hilarious mocking of how fucking worthless of a human being you are.

ROFLMAO!

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » May 1, 2003, 6:23 am

I want to be the meat in a Kyoucan/Lalanae sandwich.

Just had to get that off my chest.

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » May 1, 2003, 8:56 am

kyoukan wrote:
Metanis wrote:[It was that damn hour commute
No it wasn't. You posted twice after I posted that.

It amuses me thinking about you sitting in your 1978 Oldsmobile Omega, biting the steering wheel and clenching your asshole tight while that little peanut in your skull that passes for a brain tries to squeeze out a response that it thinks is adequate to my carefully constructed and hilarious mocking of how fucking worthless of a human being you are.

I had to donate after that one... damnnnnn

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » May 1, 2003, 11:17 am

kyoukan wrote:I spot sarcasm about as well as I spot stupid. And you are stupid.

YOU HAVE LOTS OF PRACTICE LOOKING AT YOUR DROOLING FAMILY11!!

Sometimes you are humorous Kyoukan other times (mostly) you are an ignorant stalking bitch. Thanks for ruining another thread with your own brand of spamming.

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » May 1, 2003, 11:36 am

All men pay for it. Some just don't realize it right off. Some have to pay more... some less, but we all pay.

Don't take it too hard dear, men haven't wanted women to have brains for most of recorded time... so you fit the profile perfectly.

What century do you live in? I prefere my women to have brains, thanks. I'll take an intelligent woman with opinions that I can have discussions and intelligent conversations with over an empty-headed kitchen-bedroom style woman any day.

I don't always agree with kyoukan but damn, she is funny and I respect her for her opinions and her (mostly) well argued statements.

Oh and Atokal calling other people ignorant.. now THERE is irony at it's finest.

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » May 1, 2003, 11:57 am

this thread

more please...and Kyou...that last flame had me rolling.

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » May 1, 2003, 1:07 pm

Kelshara wrote:
All men pay for it. Some just don't realize it right off. Some have to pay more... some less, but we all pay.

Don't take it too hard dear, men haven't wanted women to have brains for most of recorded time... so you fit the profile perfectly.
What century do you live in? I prefere my women to have brains, thanks. I'll take an intelligent woman with opinions that I can have discussions and intelligent conversations with over an empty-headed kitchen-bedroom style woman any day.

Oh and Atokal calling other people ignorant.. now THERE is irony at it's finest.

Don't kid yourself junior you will take your women any way you can get them. The day you have an opinion of your own instead of jumping on and off the band wagon is the day your "intellect" will garner some respect. As it stands right now you steaming pile of regurgitated parrot droppings, when I want lip from you I will rattle my fucking zipper.

Kelgar · Post by **Kelgar** » May 1, 2003, 1:47 pm

"He tasks me! He tasks me, and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flame before I give him up!"

Swap out "he" for "she" and "him for "her" and you have the perfect description of the love/hate relationship between Atokal and Kyo.

On the side:
Which movie, character, and actor!?

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » May 1, 2003, 1:52 pm

Kelgar wrote:"He tasks me! He tasks me, and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flame before I give him up!"

Swap out "he" for "she" and "him for "her" and you have the perfect description of the love/hate relationship between Atokal and Kyo.

On the side:
Which movie, character, and actor!?

Star Trek Wraith of Khan Ricardo Montaban

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » May 1, 2003, 2:01 pm

Moby Dick!
Capt Ahab!
No damn clue!

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