Fake or Real?

Brittney · Post by **Brittney** » April 25, 2003, 9:02 pm

This came up in guild chat today and was discussed for about an hour so I figured it would make a phatty pole for you suckas!

Do you prefer real tits of fake tits?

Guys and girls both lay it down! I think most guys prefer real boobs over fake ones but I know LOTS of girls that have fake breasts. This has never made much sense to me. So post away!

IMO even if a girl has small breasts its better then big fake ones. But I love boobs of all shapes and sizes… I aint a h8er!

Ok im adding the "Its all the same to me" Option after popular request heh.

Damiarch · Post by **Damiarch** » April 25, 2003, 9:15 pm

Size is irrelevent....I luv em no matter what. That being said, not a big fan of the fake ones....natural is a good thing.

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » April 25, 2003, 9:20 pm

As a female, I'd prefer to keep mine real.

I wouldn't be comfortable with fake breasts. I'd always be afraid they would burst or leak.

Post by **Xouqoa** » April 25, 2003, 9:23 pm

all natural please

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » April 25, 2003, 9:27 pm

as long as they're not AnnaNicole sized fake boobs look as good as real, not sure how they feel in touch

as for me I'd be afraid to put anything in a bag inside me for the same fear as Legenae

size don't matter much as long as they're perky (somewhat at least), once theyre reaching the waist line it's time for reduction

noel · Post by **noel** » April 25, 2003, 9:28 pm

I had back to back girlfriends who had identical sized breasts, one of which had fake breasts, and one of which had real breasts. I think that makes me qualified to speak with some intelligenc on this subject. I'm personally more of an ass man myself, so breasts are like, fun but not the end-all be-all for me. I am so close to not having a preference it's not funny, but I see it there are advantages and disadvantages to each:

Fake boobs advantages:
* Can make a girl with low self-esteem feel better about herself - please note, I'm not saying a girl should have to have fake boobs to feel better about herself, just that I see this as the number one benefit, and I've seen it first hand.
* Fake boobs don't sag at all, and they look good at almost all angles.
* Fake boobs look great in a bikini or bra.

Fake boobs disadvantages:
* Sometimes the silicone can harden and require adjustment etc. This is painful. Also, lets not forget that ANY surgery is dangerous.
* Depending on where the implant is performed, they can leave scarring.
* Depending on the doctor, some boob jobs can look fucking horrible.
* They don't feel like real boobs at all, and in certain positions (not necessarily talking about sex here

) they can look downright weird. Mostly on the sides.
* Girls can be especially caddy and petty creatures to each other, and girls with nice sized real breasts have a tendency to look down on girls who get implants.

Real boob advantages:
* They're real, they're a gift from god. What more needs to be said.

Real boob disadvantages:
* Because of how much emphasis our society places on breasts, they can really cause self-esteem issues for women.
* Real breasts that are big are likely accompanied by an ass that is big. I personally prefer petite girls and like I said, breasts are not really an issue for me.
* Large real breasts typically sag over time, and that can look bad.
* Overly large breasts can cause back pain, and other problems. ><

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » April 25, 2003, 9:35 pm

Hrm... real breasts can look just as great as fake breasts in the right bikini or bra.

And people with overly large real breasts can get them reduced.

noel · Post by **noel** » April 25, 2003, 9:38 pm

Legenae wrote:Hrm... real breasts can look just as great as fake breasts in the right bikini or bra.

Or naked. I didn't mean to imply otherwise.

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » April 25, 2003, 9:40 pm

saline > silicone

noel · Post by **noel** » April 25, 2003, 9:46 pm

Spangaloid_PE wrote:saline > silicone

Yeah, I'm not really that up on fake breast technology at the moment. The ex I was speaking of had silicone. /shrug

Damiarch · Post by **Damiarch** » April 25, 2003, 9:49 pm

I had back to back girlfriends who had identical sized breasts, one of which had fake breasts, and one of which had real breasts. I think that makes me qualified to speak with some intelligenc on this subject. I'm personally more of an ass man myself, so breasts are like, fun but not the end-all be-all for me. I am so close to not having a preference it's not funny, but I see it there are advantages and disadvantages to each:

None of that means anything if they have a horrible personality.. I like girls I can talk to, and relate to...being hawt just makes em that much better.

So I'm all about the whole package.

noel · Post by **noel** » April 25, 2003, 9:53 pm

Damiarch wrote:None of that means anything if they have a horrible personality.. I like girls I can talk to, and relate to...being hawt just makes em that much better.

So I'm all about the whole package.

Well no shit to your first sentence. This thread isn't about personality, it's about breasts.

For the record, they both had good personalities. May I have an opinion now?

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » April 25, 2003, 9:55 pm

Aranuil wrote:
Damiarch wrote:None of that means anything if they have a horrible personality.. I like girls I can talk to, and relate to...being hawt just makes em that much better.

So I'm all about the whole package.
May I have an opinion now?

no...we hate you

noel · Post by **noel** » April 25, 2003, 9:56 pm

Spangaloid_PE wrote:
Aranuil wrote:
Damiarch wrote:None of that means anything if they have a horrible personality.. I like girls I can talk to, and relate to...being hawt just makes em that much better.

So I'm all about the whole package.
May I have an opinion now?
no...we hate you

Do you do anything besides troll my posts?

Damiarch · Post by **Damiarch** » April 25, 2003, 9:57 pm

LOL, yeah you may...

It's just that I've met some attractive girls lately that have appaling personalities, can't get them outa my mind when thinking about this subject.

Your right this is about breasts alone. So I'll reiterate my view of Real > Fake.

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » April 25, 2003, 9:57 pm

Aranuil wrote: Do you do anything besides troll my posts?

if you don't like the title, quit being an asshole

noel · Post by **noel** » April 25, 2003, 9:59 pm

I gave myself the title you unintelligent piece of shit. It's called parody.

Now, lets keep this thread on the subject of breasts. Surely you have an opinion about breasts that you can express? Sorry I couldn't ask that question in a more monosyallabic way, but hopefully, you'll be able to make an on topic response for a change.

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » April 25, 2003, 9:59 pm

Spangaloid_PE wrote:
Aranuil wrote: Do you do anything besides troll my posts?
if you don't like the title, quit being an asshole

Please... can we just keep this out of a thread for once?

Damiarch · Post by **Damiarch** » April 25, 2003, 10:00 pm

if you don't like the title, quit being an asshole

Edit: Didn't look at his Avatar....lol funny man. Grats on winning that poll

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » April 25, 2003, 10:01 pm

JFC, i said we hate you cause you were voted #1...you went off the deep end Aranuil...if you scroll thru the thread you'll see this.

saline>silicone

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » April 25, 2003, 10:03 pm

its stupid and pointless, dont worry bout it

Post by **Xouqoa** » April 25, 2003, 10:05 pm

Click here to play the 'Fake or Real' quiz game.

Baglaz · Post by **Baglaz** » April 25, 2003, 10:05 pm

Real boobs, just knowing that what my lady has is all real and not fake shit is a pleasant thought for me.

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » April 25, 2003, 10:07 pm

Xouqoa wrote:Click here to play the 'Fake or Real' quiz game.

i can't ignore myself

how old is too old for breast feeding?

Damiarch · Post by **Damiarch** » April 25, 2003, 10:07 pm

LOL @ Xou....the one time I didn't actually read what the link went to.

Now how do I unSTFU ppl again?

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » April 25, 2003, 10:15 pm

last unrelated post on this thread....

i will STFU Aranuil...this should solve the problem

it works, i don't see any of his posts anymore

Truant · Post by **Truant** » April 25, 2003, 11:36 pm

all natural...I don't like fake at all ><

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » April 25, 2003, 11:40 pm

Real!

My Ex had big boobs and wanted bigger. wtf. Anything more than a handful and you're risking a sprained thumb.
-thx 16 Candles

Kelgar · Post by **Kelgar** » April 25, 2003, 11:45 pm

it works, i don't see any of his posts anymore

Grats you. Who really gives a shit?

As far as titties go...natural of course. On a side note....perfect size is just a small tad bigger than a handful!

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » April 25, 2003, 11:45 pm

Real > Fake

Big, Small, whatever...keep 'em real...

Augie · Post by **Augie** » April 26, 2003, 12:49 am

Ya know--I dont get pissed off often but clicking innocently on a mistitled
link to then involuntarily have someone added to my ignore list PISSES me off!

thank you...carry on

noel · Post by **noel** » April 26, 2003, 12:51 am

Augie wrote:Ya know--I dont get pissed off often but clicking innocently on a mistitled
link to then involuntarily have someone added to my ignore list PISSES me off!

thank you...carry on

Watch yourself around Xouqoa. He is the evil fnord-master!

Augie · Post by **Augie** » April 26, 2003, 12:53 am

..well at least it wasnt that TRULY evil link that opened up 85,0000 pop-ups!

(yeah that one got me too)

sigh

Soreali · Post by **Soreali** » April 26, 2003, 12:57 am

Legenae wrote:As a female, I'd prefer to keep mine real. I wouldn't be comfortable with fake breasts. I'd always be afraid they would burst or leak.

Legs dont change a damn thing on you

and staying on subject, Real > Fake anyday

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » April 26, 2003, 1:03 am

Soreali wrote:
Legenae wrote:As a female, I'd prefer to keep mine real. I wouldn't be comfortable with fake breasts. I'd always be afraid they would burst or leak.

Legs dont change a damn thing on you

Thank you for making me blush!!

I don't think Dreat would want me to change either.

noel · Post by **noel** » April 26, 2003, 1:04 am

Legenae wrote:
Soreali wrote:
Legenae wrote:As a female, I'd prefer to keep mine real. I wouldn't be comfortable with fake breasts. I'd always be afraid they would burst or leak.

Legs dont change a damn thing on you
Thank you for making me blush!!

I don't think Dreat would want me to change either.

That Dreat is so hawt right now!

Soreali · Post by **Soreali** » April 26, 2003, 1:09 am

Aranuil wrote:
Legenae wrote:
Soreali wrote:
Legenae wrote:As a female, I'd prefer to keep mine real. I wouldn't be comfortable with fake breasts. I'd always be afraid they would burst or leak.

Legs dont change a damn thing on you
Thank you for making me blush!!

I don't think Dreat would want me to change either.
That Dreat is so hawt right now!

Whats a while like, eight days?

Taly · Post by **Taly** » April 26, 2003, 2:22 am

Real > Fake

To me you shouldn't really alter something that was a gift like this anyway.

Ahmik · Post by **Ahmik** » April 26, 2003, 6:00 am

I'll take a nice firm well shaped b-cup over a saggy boob of any size...

One wife had a nice high-and-tight pair of C/D cups... man they were awesome...

Another wife had a D/DD cup and they were saggy cow boobs where her nipples pointed at her feet... not awesome at all... when she was on her back they would lop over the side and fill her armpits LOL

Current GF is 35, nice firm and tight large B / smallish C cup, and I'm diggen them the most yet... this is one instance where "less is more" heh

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » April 26, 2003, 9:29 am

I prefer real over fake.

That said I am not against fake boobs at all, if what she has doesn't look good, I am all for a woman having surgery to fix that if she feels like it, and they would in no way deduct anything from her on my account.

sarlen · Post by **sarlen** » April 26, 2003, 2:43 pm

Real..fake..what ever, just stick them in my mouth and I'm a happy camper.

Wulfran · Post by **Wulfran** » April 26, 2003, 3:26 pm

Guess I fall in the majority, real over fake, but I don't hold it against her just because a woman feels the need to get em enlarged.

noel · Post by **noel** » April 26, 2003, 3:59 pm

If any guy here meets a nice, adorable girl that they get along with well, build up a friendship/relationship with, then become intimate and discover she has fake breasts...

If you then claim you'd suddenly stop dating her or change/have a bad opinion of her, you're either a liar, an idiot, or both.

Fesuni Chopsui · Post by **Fesuni Chopsui** » April 26, 2003, 4:18 pm

Can we add a cock option?

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » April 26, 2003, 4:26 pm

As a whole I prefer fake boobs....

Because real boobs don't necesarily look good all the time, like Ahmik said, some have saggy cow boobs where thier nipples point at thier feet and when they lay an thier back they slide around to the sides.

With fake boobs you know what your getting into....if they don't look decent someone needs thier money back.

Plus a girl with fake boobs is more likely to groom themselves below, or go to a tanning bed...because they are concerned with thier outward appearance.

And fake boobs will still look good when they are 50.

I'm not saying everyone should go out and buy a set. I actually prefer small breasts as well....I like small firm tan breasts. But if they are going to be C cup or larger, the emphasis is on FIRM. I like my mattress firm, I like my pillows firm...obviously I want my boobies firm.

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » April 26, 2003, 5:21 pm

Pilsburry wrote:
Plus a girl with fake boobs is more likely to groom themselves below, or go to a tanning bed...because they are concerned with thier outward appearance.

That is a huge misconception you have there, Pils.

valryte · Post by **valryte** » April 26, 2003, 6:48 pm

I don't discriminate. I like boobs of all shapes, sizes, materials, and colors...

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » April 26, 2003, 6:59 pm

And Pils wonders why he can't get dates....

Personally I prefer real. There are plenty of parts of my body I' m not happy with, but I would much rather work to change the parts I can, than artifically enhance/diminish the ones I can't. Besides... the type of people who prefer fake breasts are not the types of people I would want to associate with, much less have find me attractive.

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » April 26, 2003, 7:20 pm

Hehe, I'm not saying girls with real boobs are dirty Leganae....

Here is my theory in more detail...

Scale of 1-10 of how concerned women are with thier physical appearance.

1-Not at all
5-Average
10-Obsessive

This is not a hotness chart....this is just concern with physical appearance which is linked, but not the same.

A woman who ranks a 1 is unlikey to get implants, unlikely to go to the gym, unlikely to go to the tanning bed, unlikley to spend time grooming, and likey to eat anything she wants.

A 5 would like keep a respectable weight, she would watch what she eats somewhat and if she gets off course she will diet or workout to some extent to in an effort to prevent herself from getting fat.

A woman who ranks a 10 is highly likely to get implants, go to the gym, tanning bed, spend a lot of time on make-up and hair, wtach what she eats.

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This isnt saying there is not a girl who doesn't give a shit that isn't extremly hot, or a girl who cares OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS that aren't coyote ugly.

This just states that if a girl is a natural 4 on hotness and a 10 on concern for appearance, she will look like a 7 or something....but not the next morning hehe. She needs time in the mirror.

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But it also states that the higher a girl ranks on the concern scale the more likely she is to migrate to the fake boob pool.

Thus the fake boob pool has a high concentration of girls with 7+ on the concern chart....which are likely to groom themselves.

But you can easily have a 9 in the regular boob pool who is obsessive about thier looks but either has nice boobs already, or is against that particular step, surgery is a large step.

Not all 7+'s on the concern chart get fake boobs....I'd say maybe only 15% of them do....but Id say most of the fake boob girls are 7+ concern chart people...I'd say maybe 90%.

I mean how many girl with fake boobs do you know who don't shave thier legs, bath less then once a day, refuse to spend time in front of the mirror, and weigh 180+ lbs? I'd say not many....

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » April 26, 2003, 7:37 pm

Congrats Pils, you've rendered me speechless. Your logic is so very wrong.

I agree with Sirensa. No wonder you are having trouble finding a date.

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