Iraqi Information Minister quotes...these are real

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » April 14, 2003, 9:29 am

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com

I swear if this guy does a spot on SNL it will have the highest ratings ever. Here are some of his gems:

"God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis."----hide your stomachs!

"We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back." ----they destroyed our shovels? Damn those clever Iraqis...

"I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad."---oh, a TRIPLE guarantee, ok, now it's getting serious!

"We will welcome them with bullets and shoes."---Oh no, not the shoes...

Drakoslay123 · Post by **Drakoslay123** » April 14, 2003, 1:46 pm

Hehehe. I was a little baffled when he denied all the news. It was quite funny when he mentioned the movie "Wag the Dog".

Drakoslay

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 14, 2003, 1:59 pm

it's a cultural thing in the middle east; when someone hits you with their shoe it's a symbolic gesture that they are treading on you and that you're dirt.

you saw that saddam dissenters in baghdad hitting the statue they vandalized with their shoes after they knocked it down.

valryte · Post by **valryte** » April 14, 2003, 11:23 pm

I don't know whether to laugh or cry for the Iraqi people. I support the war, not to get rid of Saddam, but to get rid of this fucking moron. Iraq is a better place already without this guy around. I can just picture 200000 coalition troops surrounding this guy in the desert. He'll have his eyes closed and be whispering to himself "they are not real, they are not really here, I know it's not real..."