When you pee...

Xaem · Post by **Xaem** » March 23, 2003, 8:15 pm

How many of you (guys) actually use that hole in your underwear? I have always just gone over them.

Denadeb · Post by **Denadeb** » March 23, 2003, 8:38 pm

You need to add alittle of both. Because It depends on what I'm wearing at the time or how drunk I am.

Karae · Post by **Karae** » March 23, 2003, 9:17 pm

I think Xaem pees in his underwear...

Shanter · Post by **Shanter** » March 23, 2003, 9:20 pm

Mostly over, i hate trying to use that hole, especially with a button on it.

Fumita · Post by **Fumita** » March 23, 2003, 9:30 pm

Should add, how many of us can't fit through the hole

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » March 23, 2003, 9:33 pm

i often times don't wear underwear...when i do, it's thru the hole.

Denadeb · Post by **Denadeb** » March 23, 2003, 9:37 pm

Should add, how many of us can't fit through the hole

Stop wearing underoos and you won't have that problem anymore.

Millie · Post by **Millie** » March 23, 2003, 9:53 pm

You'd need a penis with about 10 inches in circumference not to be able to fit through the hole in an average pair of boxer shorts. Nice try there.

Why not use the hole? That's what it's there for. Less mess, and you don't have to unzip or unbutton your jeans all the way.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » March 23, 2003, 9:58 pm

Hi ladies, my name is Steve Stifler and I have an eleven inch penis.

Around!

Taly · Post by **Taly** » March 23, 2003, 10:53 pm

Stands To Pee

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » March 23, 2003, 11:49 pm

If you wear standard underwear you can't pee through the hole unless you have needle dick. Boxers you can...

In boxers I tend to use the hole if it's big enough and the buttons are easy to undo.

In my nut huggers I tend to pull it out the leg hole....

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » March 23, 2003, 11:57 pm

Taly GoldenHeart wrote:Stands To Pee

Don't you mean sit? You are female right?

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » March 24, 2003, 12:00 am

I wear boxers. Some are silk, some cotton, some have buttons, etc.. Wherever it decides to pop out is where it stays. No need to get all fancy..

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » March 24, 2003, 12:01 am

Legenae wrote:
Taly GoldenHeart wrote:Stands To Pee
Don't you mean sit? You are female right?

she undoubtadly stands to pee

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » March 24, 2003, 12:03 am

Spangaloid_PE wrote:
Legenae wrote:
Taly GoldenHeart wrote:Stands To Pee
Don't you mean sit? You are female right?

undoubtadly

did i use this word right?

Xaem · Post by **Xaem** » March 24, 2003, 1:31 am

undoubtedly

Millie · Post by **Millie** » March 24, 2003, 4:22 am

Pilsburry wrote:If you wear standard underwear...

There are people left in the world who wear tighty whities? Those poor souls.

Trek · Post by **Trek** » March 24, 2003, 4:29 am

I wear Haynes, lets leave it at that.....

ok you got it out of me, I wear boxer breifs, being a fairly active person, I really can't imagine goin with boxers

Millie · Post by **Millie** » March 24, 2003, 4:51 am

Boxer briefs are legit.

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » March 24, 2003, 5:11 am

Boxerbriefs are teh win!

Augie · Post by **Augie** » March 24, 2003, 6:18 am

Wherever it decides to pop out is where it stays

I'm scared

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » March 24, 2003, 10:06 am

Considering I wear my pants around my waist instead of my hips, I use the hole.

Xyun · Post by **Xyun** » March 24, 2003, 10:35 am

I sit to pee.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » March 24, 2003, 11:04 am

It takes a lot of skill and aim to sit on the floor and piss up into the toilet.

Trek · Post by **Trek** » March 24, 2003, 11:41 am

Millie wrote:Boxer briefs are legit.

I have to admit I was worried. Once that one guy danced around on the commercial......well I almost made the switch back to boxers.

miir · Post by **miir** » March 24, 2003, 12:40 pm

commando

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » March 24, 2003, 12:58 pm

Bikini Briefs are the win

Phugg_Innay · Post by **Phugg_Innay** » March 24, 2003, 1:10 pm

Over the top , when I wear em. I goes with the Boxer briefs too, NO pee hole and keeps em up and close. I ussually wear the undies at work , rarely when I am off work. In proper more appropriate attire I will have em though. But you climb under a house with no nut protection (I made that mistake once) I say the tight boxer briefs are the shite, other than that Freestyling, comando , whatever you want to call it

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » March 24, 2003, 2:13 pm

"It takes a lot of skill and aim to sit on the floor and piss up into the toilet."

Haha, the bets I take when I'm drunk...

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » March 24, 2003, 2:14 pm

If your seen in your underwear it's a mute point....either I'm changing clothes in a locker room in front of a bunch of men I'm not trying to impress...or I'm with a woman, and by the time she notices my underwear I don't think it's an issue unless they have stains....and with any luck the underwear will be off in less then 30 secs anyway.

So why are we having this discussion? The discussion we should be having is "who here is fat, bald, or pale?" I mean that affects womens opinion of you more then boxers or breifs. They can tell that when your fully clothed or when your naked....and the 30 seconds inbetween when your in your underwear.

So I choose to wear breifs, they support me better when I'm active, when I run or do jump kicks and shit in boxers my nuts slap around. And if you get the colored ones they really on't look *that* bad.

So sorry if my choice of breifs doesn't suit you and I'm commiting a fashion faux pas. But honestly I don't think the choice of underwear means much....noone really sees them. Sure women *will* see them, but by the time they do there is a commitment of sorts.....if a woman knows me good enough to see my underwear, then she walks away because I'm wearing breifs...thank god we got rid of that bitch before I paid for more dates.

And no, I don't hold women to a higher standard and expect satin and lace....if she comes wrapped in a sports bra and hanes cotton panties ....I'd be happy as hell.

I don't mean grandma style though, I mean like these:

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » March 24, 2003, 2:36 pm

These gender-biased polls are so unfair!

Where's the option for I pull my panties down to pee?!?!

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » March 24, 2003, 2:50 pm

What's Underwear?

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » March 24, 2003, 7:30 pm

Sirensa wrote:These gender-biased polls are so unfair!

Where's the option for I pull my panties down to pee?!?!

prove it

Gutterr · Post by **Gutterr** » March 25, 2003, 12:43 am

What about out the leg hole? Cotton boxers stretch!

Ahmik · Post by **Ahmik** » March 25, 2003, 3:18 am

Freeball'n

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » March 25, 2003, 11:21 am

Pull the undies to the side, pee profusely, release undies.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » March 25, 2003, 11:52 am

People still wear underwear? What is wrong with you people?

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » March 25, 2003, 2:44 pm

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:People still wear underwear? What is wrong with you people?

Maybe they don't want nutsack sweat, fromunda and/or asscrack cheese and leftover pee droplets gunking up the inside of their pants?!?! And what about hiding ERECTIONS?

Disclaimer - I'm not a male, have no idea what goes on inside male panties, I just felt like being crude

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » March 25, 2003, 3:16 pm

omg stfu siren

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » March 25, 2003, 3:21 pm

Stragi Tt'Yoro wrote:omg stfu siren

I SAW THAT!

KilornCloudwalker · Post by **KilornCloudwalker** » March 25, 2003, 3:41 pm

crude women are sexier anyway, Sirensa...

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » March 25, 2003, 6:05 pm

sirensa wrote:Maybe they don't want nutsack sweat, fromunda and/or asscrack cheese and leftover pee droplets gunking up the inside of their pants?!?! And what about hiding ERECTIONS?

OK, yes, also to make sure pee droplets don't show on my pants and to hide my boners. In all seriousness....those are factors, your right.

As a matter of fact I don't think the "fly" on nut huggers is actually to put your penis out there to pee...I'm not a large man probably average size, and there is still no way in hell I could use it for that purpose. As a matter of fact, I'm not sure any man can, it's too tight to get a big dick in, and the way it would kink a small dick would be like kinking a hose..you can't pee with a kinked hose. So why is it there?

I think they doubled the fabric over for absorbtion and to contain boners more then single layer of stretch cotton could and then still added some braces for additional durability under stress, the non-strectchy fly pattern. No joke. I think that's the real purpose. Otherwise why would you make the fabric overlap that far? It promotes kinkage if you were to use it like a fly.

So nuthuggers were designed with boners and driplets in mind. Why? Because you can't stop either...you can shake all day, you can squeeze the little fucker as hard as you can if you want...but chances are your gonna get a drop eventually, maybe not today, maybe not tomarrow, but some day. Play with it too much trying to get the last drop and your gonna have to deal with the other problem...the boner.

About nut-sweat, ass-cheese, and fromonda...

I admit sweaty nuts and butts should be contained, and it's best contained by cotton I think....but that's only on very hot days or when your running. And on some occassions that type of sweat can be eliminated had you been commando from the start. Like I don't think I have had sweat problems in my swim trunks ever....but they have a mesh instead of nut huggers cotton, so air can get in and circulate to keep things dry. Just don't get a boner outside of the water, and don't get a pee droplet unless the trunks are already wet.

Ass-cheese is a phenomena I am not very familar with, although I did have a fat roomate once and he often left stains in his pants, looked more like shit then cheese, but I didn't bother to smell or taste it.

Fromonda, I have no clue what your referring to.

Also on the note of hiding erections, even if the underwear constricts the erection, it can be very uncomfortable. If it's straight up and pinned against your body then it's not so bad, but bent erections suck...it can't always get from pointing down and possibly twisted to standing straight and upright...it will keep trying though. It's like bending your finger the wrong way and holding it in that position.

I hope I made things clearer for you Sirensa. You now know more then most women ever wanted to.

-Plisburry "tell it like it is" Dangermouse

Millie · Post by **Millie** » March 26, 2003, 1:42 am

Fromunda Cheese is really only an issue for uncircumcized men, aka "anteater dicks."

Knibble · Post by **Knibble** » March 26, 2003, 8:42 am

ok you got my picture of my undies up there

but hrm wheres the other kind...*thongs* is where it's at!

Taly · Post by **Taly** » March 26, 2003, 11:15 am

Legenae wrote:
Taly GoldenHeart wrote:Stands To Pee
Don't you mean sit? You are female right?

Lol Legs i am female but i earned this title on our website ROFL

KilornCloudwalker · Post by **KilornCloudwalker** » March 26, 2003, 12:47 pm

She lies! Last I saw Taly was in Kael and she admittedly was sitting on the throne for hours... NOT standing!

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » March 26, 2003, 2:07 pm

Millie wrote:Fromunda Cheese is really only an issue for uncircumcized men, aka "anteater dicks."

Ah, "Smegma"...

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » March 26, 2003, 2:11 pm

"The animal kingdom would probably
cease to exist without smegma."
Thomas J. Ritter, MD

"And they say, 'Well, you'll have cheese [if you're not
circumcised].' I like it! It's my cheese! Give it to me!"
Howard Stern on his radio show, 4/11/00

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » March 26, 2003, 2:24 pm

For all your smeg needs:

http://www.google.dealtime.co.uk/xKW-sm ... -1/GS.html

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » March 26, 2003, 3:53 pm

I can't freeball much.
Soon as I look at a cutie, I end up getting zipperburn on the tip o' the dick.

And that hurts.

VeeshanVault

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