The Coalition

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » March 18, 2003, 3:19 pm

Here's a list of the American coalition so far. If you've never heard of most of these places, don't feel bad; most people haven't.

Afghanistan, Albania, Australia, Azerbaijan, Bulgaria, Colombia, Czech Republic, Denmark, El Salvador, Eritrea, Estonia, Ethiopia, Georgia, Hungary, Italy, Japan (post conflict), Korea, Latvia, Lithuania, Macedonia, Netherlands, Nicaragua, Philippines, Poland, Romania, Slovakia, Spain, Turkey, United Kingdom, Uzbekistan.

No real surprises there. The major countries we already knew about, and the minor ones mean jack shit. Phear the El Salvadorian Elite Musketeers. Japan is the only one making me shake my head, but at least they're post-conflict only. They have a law preventing them from declaring war btw.

Gurugurumaki · Post by **Gurugurumaki** » March 18, 2003, 3:21 pm

I thought all countries were against us? And we know secretly that Russia is backing us, don't we.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » March 18, 2003, 3:25 pm

Georgia!?!

does this mean our rebel flag bill passed and we seceeded?

yes i know it is a country stfu

Tinkalot · Post by **Tinkalot** » March 18, 2003, 3:25 pm

Only country i havent heard of on that list is Eritrea, where the heck is it?

Gurugurumaki · Post by **Gurugurumaki** » March 18, 2003, 3:26 pm

Tinkalot wrote:Only country i havent heard of on that list is Eritrea, where the heck is it?

Somewhere around Texas, small island I believe~

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » March 18, 2003, 3:27 pm

Put in to perspective, it nearly is the entire world against you. Someone should write up a list of all the countries not in this coalition. Make sure you don't include Ethiopia tho, they're for war! They can't feed their own people, but they can back a U.S. war!

Gurugurumaki · Post by **Gurugurumaki** » March 18, 2003, 3:28 pm

Dregor Thule wrote:Put in to perspective, it nearly is the entire world against you. Someone should write up a list of all the countries not in this coalition. Make sure you don't include Ethiopia tho, they're for war! They can't feed their own people, but they can back a U.S. war!

OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of countries can't feed their own people, no need to single out Ethiopia~

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » March 18, 2003, 3:28 pm

Dregor Thule wrote: No real surprises there. The major countries we already knew about, and the minor ones mean jack shit. Phear the El Salvadorian Elite Musketeers. Japan is the only one making me shake my head, but at least they're post-conflict only. They have a law preventing them from declaring war btw.

Hmmm as opposed to the awe inspiring Canadian Mounties

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » March 18, 2003, 3:28 pm

Things were a lot less confusing (and easier to spell) when countries like Georgia, Uzbekistan, Estonia, Azerbaijan, etc. were just collectively called USSR.

Gurugurumaki · Post by **Gurugurumaki** » March 18, 2003, 3:29 pm

Cartalas wrote:
Dregor Thule wrote: No real surprises there. The major countries we already knew about, and the minor ones mean jack shit. Phear the El Salvadorian Elite Musketeers. Japan is the only one making me shake my head, but at least they're post-conflict only. They have a law preventing them from declaring war btw.

Hmmm as opposed to the awe inspiring Canadian Mounties

/shivers

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » March 18, 2003, 3:30 pm

of course the anti-war rhetoric will all evaporate when it is time to set up the post war crude contracts.

france is already backpeddling hoping to get a seat at that table.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » March 18, 2003, 3:32 pm

Tinkalot wrote:Only country i havent heard of on that list is Eritrea, where the heck is it?

NE Africa.. borders Ethiopia and Sudan and the Red Sea. It's a new country gained independance about 10 years ago or so from Ethiopia.

Gurugurumaki · Post by **Gurugurumaki** » March 18, 2003, 3:32 pm

Voronwë wrote:of course the anti-war rhetoric will all evaporate when it is time to set up the post war crude contracts.

france is already backpeddling hoping to get a seat at that table.

"no soup for you"

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » March 18, 2003, 3:33 pm

Voronwë wrote:of course the anti-war rhetoric will all evaporate when it is time to set up the post war crude contracts.

france is already backpeddling hoping to get a seat at that table.

Suprising France hasn't surrendered to Bush yet.

Gurugurumaki · Post by **Gurugurumaki** » March 18, 2003, 3:35 pm

Sabek wrote:
Voronwë wrote:of course the anti-war rhetoric will all evaporate when it is time to set up the post war crude contracts.

france is already backpeddling hoping to get a seat at that table.
Suprising France hasn't surrendered to Bush yet.

France sekretly did, shhhhhss

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » March 18, 2003, 3:35 pm

Sabek wrote:Suprising France hasn't surrendered to Bush yet.

Obviously we can conclude from this statement that Frenchmen are all gay.

miir · Post by **miir** » March 18, 2003, 3:40 pm

WTF Poland?
Now they are making up country names?
Everyone knows that Poland isn't a real contry.. it's just an imaginary place that exceptionaly stupid people come from, like Newfoundland.

Gurugurumaki · Post by **Gurugurumaki** » March 18, 2003, 3:43 pm

Nice picture, did a gradeschooler win a competition, and this was the final result.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » March 18, 2003, 3:45 pm

Draw some "smell lines" and flies around those troops and you have a brief history of French warfare.

Dammit, I promised myslef I wouldn't spoof the French..

miir · Post by **miir** » March 18, 2003, 3:48 pm

Fairweather Pure wrote:Draw some "smell lines" and flies around those troops and you have a brief history of French warfare.

Dammit, I promised myslef I wouldn't spoof the French..

.....resist the temptation.....

miir · Post by **miir** » March 18, 2003, 3:57 pm

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » March 18, 2003, 4:01 pm

Post by **Xouqoa** » March 18, 2003, 4:22 pm

France better watch it or they themselves might end up in TEH AXIS OF EV1L!!!1!!!

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » March 18, 2003, 4:23 pm

miir · Post by **miir** » March 18, 2003, 4:25 pm

What's that dark blotch in the front of his trousers?

Gurugurumaki · Post by **Gurugurumaki** » March 18, 2003, 4:27 pm

miir wrote:What's that dark blotch in the front of his trousers?

Uhh his mangina ofcourse!

Jesalynn · Post by **Jesalynn** » March 18, 2003, 4:45 pm

I heard Poland sent a rocket to the sun, at night, once.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » March 18, 2003, 4:56 pm

So did any European countries of note except Germany and France not support us? Belgium, Malta, and other countries smaller than R.I. don't count.

Gurugurumaki · Post by **Gurugurumaki** » March 18, 2003, 4:57 pm

masteen wrote:So did any European countries of note except Germany and France not support us? Belgium, Malta, and other countries smaller than R.I. don't count.

Yes, all of them sekretly~

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » March 18, 2003, 4:59 pm

I am ashamed of my government.

miir · Post by **miir** » March 18, 2003, 5:00 pm

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:I am ashamed of my government.

They are ashamed of you as well.

Gurugurumaki · Post by **Gurugurumaki** » March 18, 2003, 5:03 pm

miir wrote:
Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:I am ashamed of my government.
They are ashamed of you as well.

I am ashamed of being ashamed

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » March 18, 2003, 5:04 pm

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:I am ashamed of my government.

How come? Sweden isn't on the list.

*ducks*

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » March 18, 2003, 5:20 pm

/thwap.

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » March 18, 2003, 5:48 pm

For all those people ashamed of their country there is probably a plane leaving in the next couple of hours you can head out on.

I don't agree with everything, nor the way things were necessarily done but I'm not ashamed of my country.

Marb

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » March 18, 2003, 5:53 pm

haha colombia. they will kidnap saddam and hold him for ransom.

Kluden · Post by **Kluden** » March 18, 2003, 6:23 pm

The US will have to send in Russell Crowe and Meg Ryan to save Saddam and return him to his home...

Gurugurumaki · Post by **Gurugurumaki** » March 18, 2003, 6:25 pm

Kluden wrote:The US will have to send in Russell Crowe and Meg Ryan to save Saddam and return him to his home...

Nah, just send in Jesse Jackson, that will do the trick.

Mort · Post by **Mort** » March 18, 2003, 6:25 pm

Why the fuck doesn't Saddam just move to fucking France and open a 7-11?

Forthe · Post by **Forthe** » March 18, 2003, 6:46 pm

Now go through that list and count those that will be sending troops into Iraq. Even with formal requests from dumbya most are not, most notably IMHO Spain isn't.

The only ones I'm aware of are the US, UK and Australia (agreed after the request by Bush). Any others?

PS. Fuck you miir

Gurugurumaki · Post by **Gurugurumaki** » March 18, 2003, 6:48 pm

In other news, plowing water is good~

Oreck · Post by **Oreck** » March 18, 2003, 6:49 pm

They forgot Greenland.... Damit

Revs · Post by **Revs** » March 18, 2003, 7:05 pm

Why the fuck doesn't Saddam just move to fucking France and open a 7-11?

The answer is simple: power. He could move to Europe, buy a phat castle, a few cars, some servants, fly womenz and a private jet

But power is all he wants. IF and when we get rid of him he may regret not leaving...

Post by **Sylvus** » March 18, 2003, 7:14 pm

I don't think Forbes polls him about his net worth, but he's got to be close to the richest guy in the world. Sitting on a good portion of the world's oil supply for 30 years... I can't even imagine what kind of money he's made off of that. The power must be the only thing that can satiate that crazy megalomaniac.

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » March 18, 2003, 8:17 pm

Now go through that list and count those that will be sending troops into Iraq. Even with formal requests from dumbya most are not, most notably IMHO Spain isn't.

The only ones I'm aware of are the US, UK and Australia (agreed after the request by Bush). Any others?

Yes. In his wisdom, our Prime minister has decided to send Danish naval troops to Iraq. And *that* is why I am ashamed.

Marbus, I am not an American citizen, I don't live in the US, and I see no reason why Denmark should be involved in Bush's war.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » March 18, 2003, 9:55 pm

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:Yes. In his wisdom, our Prime minister has decided to send Swedish naval troops to Iraq. And *that* is why I am ashamed.

Marbus, I am not an American citizen, I don't live in the US, and I see no reason why Sweden should be involved in Bush's war.

I knew it! Caught you red handed! I knew you'd slip up one of these days!

Souldinkou Soulfury · Post by **Souldinkou Soulfury** » March 18, 2003, 10:28 pm

WTF Poland?
Now they are making up country names?
Everyone knows that Poland isn't a real contry.. it's just an imaginary place that exceptionaly stupid people come from, like Newfoundland.

Abelard (Newf) and I (Pol) would both have a great time beating your teeth out with a wrench, Miir.

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