GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 25, a woman is like Africa: half-discovered, half-wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 26 and 35, a woman is like America: well-developed and open to trade
especially for someone with cash.
Between 35 and 43, she is like India: very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her
own beauty
Between 44 and 50, a woman is like France: gently aging, but still a warm and
desirable place to visit.
Between 50 and 55, she is like Yugoslavia: lost the war, haunted by past
mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 56 and 65, she is like Russia: very wide with unpatrolled borders.
The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 66 and 75, a woman is like Mongolia: a glorious and all-conquering
past but, alas, no future.
After 76, women become like Afghanistan: everyone knows where it is, but
no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 80, a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.
Geography Lesson
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