The most powerful nerd on the planet...

[Spang]

[Hesten]

It still beat "My Pet Goat"

[Leonaerd]

Obama is ashamed of who he has become. You can see it in his expressions. He found out presidency isn't what he really wanted to work his whole life for, and this recent realization saddens him greatly.

[Kwonryu DragonFist]

Are you saying that precidency disappointed him? Was not what he thought it would be?

What was different from his expectations?

[Ashur]

Obama: Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy. Bust this: Those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down, even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this shit: You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
Biden: What's a Nubian?
Obama: Shut the fuck up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that?
Biden: Intergalactic civil war?
Obama: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Biden: Well, isn't that true?
[Secret Service Member pulls out his gun, shoots Biden]