Australia Bans Smalls Breasts

[Winnow]

Australia has reportedly banned mainstream pornography from showing women with A-cup breasts, apparently on the grounds that they encourage paedophilia, and in spite of the fact this is a normal breast size for many adult women.

The Australian Sex Party reports even Hustler has seen its publications refused publication, all thanks to the usual moral crusader “think of the children” arguments:

“This is in response to a campaign led by Kids Free 2 B Kids and promoted by Barnaby Joyce and Guy Barnett in Senate Estimates late last year.

Mainstream companies such as Larry Flint’s Hustler produce some of the publications that have been banned.

These companies are regulated by the FBI to ensure that only adult performers are featured in their publications.”

With small breasts now considered obscene, Australian adult rags are said to have suffered sharp increase in breast sizes.

Presumably small breasted women taking photographs of themselves will now be guilty of creating simulated child pornography, to say nothing of the message this sends to women with modestly sized chests or those who favour them.

Australia is also said to have banned pornographic depictions of female ejaculation, a normal orgasmic sexual response in many women, with censors branding it as “abhorrent”:

1. That the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ‘golden showers’ in the Classification Guidelines.

2. Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction.

It seems the UK and Australia are intent on regressing to Victorian standards of morality (although this time anyone criticising homosexuality may find themselves convicted of a hate crime), between them having now banned everything from BDSM to small breasts, even where participants are entirely imaginary.

[Leonaerd]

hahahahahaha

aaaaaaahahahhahaa

[Zaelath]

2. Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction.

I can't help but agree.

I thought you'd find it far more hilarious that some tool was recently found guilty of some kinda sex crime here for having some of those "bart fucking lisa" pictures in his deleted items.

Both stories come down to trying to avoid grooming children for sex by showing them photos of someone you can pass off as a child having sex..... with their football coach..... and the rest of the team..... and a donkey.

Personally I love chicks with small breasts, if you slick back their hair in the shower they look 14!

[Fairweather Pure]

2. Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction.

I can't help but agree.

Sometimes sex ain't pretty!

[Canelek]

2. Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction.

I can't help but agree.

Sometimes sex ain't pretty!

That and it is actually quite common in women. This is a step backwards for human sexuality. Hey, let's give young women even more reason to feel awkward and insecure! WTG Aussies!

[Tyek]

Imagine the horror a girl with an A cup who squirts must feel today.

[Funkmasterr]

Imagine the horror a girl with an A cup who squirts must feel today.

[Fairweather Pure]

There is a freaky level of cenorship going on in Australia right now. They banned Left 4 Dead 2 from being sold in the entire country. Also, there is a really weird law recently passed in lower Australia that requires all R rated movies to be treated like pornography. The boxes are black, no cover art at all. In white, it has the title in small letters on the bottom, and the R RATED YADDA YADDA warning taking up the majority of the cover. Here's a link http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=16427

Someone on NeoGAF posted some pics from his local video store and it's fucking creepy. It's like Australia's version of the Moral Majority is running things down there.

[miir]

R rating in Australia is the equivalent to the American NC17 rating.

[Canelek]

Wow, were Jay Lieberman and Tipper Gore elected to office there? That's Chinese-style crazytimes.

One thing though--can they also ban massive V? A nice cropped or shorn V is much better to deal with.