Barack Obama is tired of your motherfucking shit

[Spang]

If you’ve ever read President Obama’s Dreams From My Father, good for you. I couldn’t get past the foreword.

I wish I had. Because today I discovered that there’s a fairly juicy little subplot in the book, involving one of Obama’s high school friends.

Ray, a fellow classmate of Obama’s, was also bi-racial, and also trying to define himself. But what set him apart was his colorful manner of self-expression. Ray cursed like a motherfucker.

This would all be snickerworthy enough, but it turns out that Obama actually read the audiobook version of Dreams From My Father.

And that means he read Ray’s quotes.

And that means you’re about to hear the President of United States using language that would finish Cheney off once and for all.

Listen HERE

[Gzette]

thanks for that.

my favorite:

"You ain't my bitch, nigga. Buy yo own damn fries."

[Kaldaur]

hahahahaha, how did this fly under the radar? Perfect!

[Funkmasterr]

Reading that audiobook will be the best thing he does for me as president. That was really funny

[Bubba Grizz]

I think I'll make it my ring tone.