George Bush inadvertantly helps world peace

[Xyun]

cross-posted on progressivejunction.com

On August 12th, 2008, Russian tanks were a mere 30 miles from Tbilisi, the capital of Georgia. The president of France, Nicolas Sarkozy, traveled to Moscow to visit with Russian prime minister Vladamir Putin and attempt to broker a ceasefire, saying that the world would not accept an overthrow of the Georgian government.

Putin scoffed at the notion, "I am going to hang Saakashvili by the balls", referring to the president of Georgia.

Sarkozy was confused, "Hang him?"

Putin replied, "Why not? The Americans hanged Saddam Hussein!"

"Yes," Sarkozy acknowledged, "but do you want to end up like Bush?"

Putin, taken aback and dumbfounded, took a moment to gather his thoughts, "Ah, you have scored a point there."

And thus, George Bush, the American embarrassment, contributed to world peace by setting the bar so low, that even Putin was ashamed to go there. Fucking disgraceful.


source: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/w ... 147422.ece

[Kilmoll the Sexy]

Might even be relevant and not complete propaganda if it were not for 2 glaring facts.

1) Saddam was tried and executed by the Iraqi judicial system.

2) While I am sure it is painful, being hung by the balls would not be fatal.

I do like how that liberal rag wrote it out with superlatives...as if they were writing a novel. Made it sound so sinister!

[Zaelath]

1) Saddam was tried and executed by the Iraqi judicial system.

Ahahahahahaha *wheeeze* ahahahahahaha

[Xyun]

Might even be relevant and not complete propaganda if it were not for 2 glaring facts.

1) Saddam was tried and executed by the Iraqi judicial system.

2) While I am sure it is painful, being hung by the balls would not be fatal.

I do like how that liberal rag wrote it out with superlatives...as if they were writing a novel. Made it sound so sinister!

Yet neither of these "facts" negate the point, which is that George Bush is a colossal embarrassment. By the way, I'm the author, I took a news report and added the superlatives, and I appreciate the compliment.

[Nick]

1) Saddam was tried and executed by the Iraqi judicial system.

hahaha fuck off.

[Kilmoll the Sexy]

Might even be relevant and not complete propaganda if it were not for 2 glaring facts.

1) Saddam was tried and executed by the Iraqi judicial system.

2) While I am sure it is painful, being hung by the balls would not be fatal.

I do like how that liberal rag wrote it out with superlatives...as if they were writing a novel. Made it sound so sinister!

Yet neither of these "facts" negate the point, which is that George Bush is a colossal embarrassment. By the way, I'm the author, I took a news report and added the superlatives, and I appreciate the compliment.

that was not a point I was willing to argue against. He had enough incidents to prove that without adding embellished or false ones.