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Firefly cast + Porn Stars = ?

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http://www.darkhorizons.com/news08/080901a.php
James Gunn ("Slither") is pulling together a new ultraproject merging some of the "Firefly" cast with some porn starlets says CHUD.

Actors Nathan Fillion, Alan Tudyk, Michael Rosenbaum, along with porn starlets Belladonna, Aria Giovanni, Jenna Haze, and Sasha Grey will star in the as yet unannounced project.
Those are some pretty damn popular porn stars. I mean, he's not using fringe talent here. I admit, I'm curious wtf he could possibly be making.

Belladonna is teh awesome.
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Hmm, Sasha Grey's name came up on another pr0n discussion thread:

http://www.veeshanvault.org/forums/view ... =1&t=22189

Belladonna has made some raunchy pr0n (not hat there's anything wrong with that)

Curious what it would be about since these aren't the glamor porn stars. They do everything short of scat. Hopefully Nathon Fillion doesn't screw up his career. He still has a shot at some movies.
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Fillian was awesome in Slither. That flick came out of nowhere and rocked my socks. I look forward to this--Gunn is a big TROMA fan, so he has that going for him....which is nice.


edit: I forgot that Gunn actually was part of Team Troma. He wrote and co-directed Tromeo and Juliet. Good stuff!
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Yeah, Slither rocked.

Well, look on the bright side, it can NOT be worse than Zombie Strippers, that was the last "mainstream" movie i saw try to use porn stars (Jenna Jameson).
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Hesten wrote:Well, look on the bright side, it can NOT be worse than Zombie Strippers, that was the last "mainstream" movie i saw try to use porn stars (Jenna Jameson).
Heh, I never bothered with Zombie Strippers, but I wold watch it if it were on :P

Jenna is definately a glamor porn star.

I'm hoping it's something that is really fun, ala Slither.
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Fairweather Pure wrote:
Hesten wrote:Well, look on the bright side, it can NOT be worse than Zombie Strippers, that was the last "mainstream" movie i saw try to use porn stars (Jenna Jameson).
Heh, I never bothered with Zombie Strippers, but I wold watch it if it were on :P

Jenna is definately a glamor porn star.

I'm hoping it's something that is really fun, ala Slither.
Dont bet on it, i usually like the wierder movies, and the fun half bizarre ones, but the trailer for Zombie Strippers was enough for me to stay FAR away from it.
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I found a good guy to download torrents from (axxo) and have downloaded most of the stuff he's uploaded, including zombie strippers. I guess I didn't expect anymore of a story out of it than "Barely Legal 38", so it's fine :)

I love tits, and zombie strippers doesn't fail you there, the acting however is horrible and the plot is retarded.
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By chance, The Waitress, was on HBO when I got home last night.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0473308/
Jenna is unhappily married, squirreling away money, and hoping to win a pie-baking contest so, with the prize money, she'll have enough cash to leave her husband Earl. She finds herself pregnant, which throws her plans awry. She bakes phenomenal pies at Joe's diner, listens to old Joe's wisdom, tolerates her sour boss Cal, is friends with Dawn and Becky (her fellow waitresses), and finds a mutual attraction with the new doctor in town. As the pregnancy advances, life with Earl seems less tolerable, a way out less clear, and the affair with the doctor complicated by his marriage. What options does a waitress have?
Not a typical movie I'd be interested in but I couldn't seem to change the channel. Nathan Fillion is in the movie (which is why I'm posting here) but he's really quite ordinary in this particular film. Keri Russell does an outstanding job playing the wife of an asshole in what seems like a hopeless situation.

Maybe a good Sunday afternoon type movie if you're feeling out of sorts and want to see someone in a worse situation than yourself!
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Waitress was a pretty cleverly entertaining movie, I thought.
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Here's the first episode of PG Porn via the Movie Blog:

http://www.themovieblog.com/2008/10/nat ... in-pg-porn

Not on the level of Dr Horrible so far but it's only the first episode. Need to see more.
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Heh, that was pretty funny. gonna look forward to the next episodes
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Hahahah, I love Nathan Fillion. Why can't this man get a show that stays on the air?
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