have you ever jumpkicked your SO and fist pumped in triumph?

[*~*stragi*~*]

i really can't imagine anything better about a relationship

[Ashur]

I'm going to go with "No, I have not."

[*~*stragi*~*]

you haven't lived

[Sirensa]

Pfft. Stragi has no SO!

[Xatrei]

My lovely wife once kneed me in the mouth, chipped a tooth and then gloated for the last 10 years about it. As I was checking the status of my teeth, I'm pretty sure I saw her pump her fist like Tiger Woods.

[Sylvus]

One time I punched my gf in the face, because I was passed out and she was trying to wake me up by giving me a titty-twister that ended up leaving a bruise that lasted for a week.

I still don't think that counts though, as it was an unconscious reaction.

No fist pumps afterward, I had to hear about it until I put her out to pasture.

[Winnow]

I tripped a girl from behind by kicking her right leg behind her left while she was walking. She cracked her two front teeth in half on the concrete instead of dropping the beer she had in her hands to stop her fall.

I felt kind of bad about that but I admire her dedication to the beer gods.

[*~*stragi*~*]

Pfft. Stragi has no SO!

HEH shows what u know.....

[*~*stragi*~*]

My lovely wife once kneed me in the mouth, chipped a tooth and then gloated for the last 10 years about it. As I was checking the status of my teeth, I'm pretty sure I saw her pump her fist like Tiger Woods.

fuck yes your wife knows how to live life

[Noysyrump]

I once had my wife in a backwards scissor lock nipple twist while pumpimg my fists. But that was more a sexual position than anything else.

[Kwonryu DragonFist]

No, but i've fell on a girl when i was drunk.

I was at the top of a stair on a boat and was extremely drunk, she was on a few steps below and i crashed straight forward , taking her down with the fall, we rolled around on the stair and when i woke up after a while (no idea how long it was), we were at the bottom of the stair.

No critical injuries though, as a matter of fast, i didn't have any injury at all (she took most of the fall i think).

[Bagar-]

My lovely wife once kneed me in the mouth, chipped a tooth and then gloated for the last 10 years about it. As I was checking the status of my teeth, I'm pretty sure I saw her pump her fist like Tiger Woods.

This, this made me laugh.

Only because i'd assume you were making it up if I didn't know better.

[*~*stragi*~*]

canelek how come you haven't hooked me up with your cousin

[miir]

A girl I dated in highschool was really drunk at a party once and tried to doing a flying jump kick sort of thing.. but I was walking into another room and she completely missed me and went flying into a wall.

I might have pumped my fist.

[Wulfran]

canelek how come you haven't hooked me up with your cousin

because he doesn't want to share!

[Cotto]

Smashed her into a wall, twisted her arm around her back while gripping her by the throat...sadly both hands were in use so no air punching could go on
Mind you, she did when she twated me round the head with an object (it was fast moving and created pain, i didnt get a good look)

[*~*stragi*~*]

wow you are a creepy wife beater

[Noysyrump]

wow you are a creepy wife beater

I was waiting for the punch line.