Why does my hand stink?

Xanupox · Post by **Xanupox** » March 22, 2008, 8:01 pm

Start guessing... the first person who gets it right will win everything!

I will add clues every 10 guesses (as I get a chance to check this thread) until someone gets it.

valryte · Post by **valryte** » March 22, 2008, 8:10 pm

because you wiped your ass with it?

Spang · Post by **Spang** » March 22, 2008, 10:33 pm

Finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her perty pink panties?

Kaldaur · Post by **Kaldaur** » March 23, 2008, 11:13 am

Because you're a tool?

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » March 23, 2008, 1:44 pm

shocker?

male shocker?

Trek · Post by **Trek** » March 23, 2008, 2:10 pm

because your you?

Xatrei · Post by **Xatrei** » March 23, 2008, 2:18 pm

Spang wrote:Finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her perty pink panties?

I have a hard time believing it's pussy.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » March 23, 2008, 4:00 pm

Coughed and got bullshit all over it?

Xanupox · Post by **Xanupox** » March 23, 2008, 9:01 pm

Ok, no correct answers so far. I will start the hints now since it has been a full day. Maybe someone will get closer tomorrow when everyone returns to work...

Hint
#1. My hand made contact with something "natural".

Spang · Post by **Spang** » March 23, 2008, 9:55 pm

Richard Simmons' shitty asshole.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » March 24, 2008, 12:51 am

awwww, he finally got to see what pussy feels like! Too bad the best he could get is some stanky whore with bacterial vaginosis.

Al · Post by Al » March 24, 2008, 8:45 am

Likely smoking a doobie, pothead.

Ashur · Post by **Ashur** » March 24, 2008, 10:14 am

Did you touch a butt? (see poll in this forum)

Morgrym · Post by **Morgrym** » March 24, 2008, 1:12 pm

Cleaning Fish.

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » March 24, 2008, 1:27 pm

It's because you hid in a NToV firepot and burned it.

OH THE MEMORIES!

Ashur · Post by **Ashur** » March 24, 2008, 1:28 pm

Vinegar! You colored Easter Eggs, yes?

Clatis · Post by **Clatis** » March 24, 2008, 2:12 pm

pickle, you ate a pickle

Al · Post by Al » March 25, 2008, 7:16 am

Sargeras wrote:It's because you hid in a NToV firepot and burned it.

OH THE MEMORIES!

Bah, size is messed up now, and I'm too drunk to fix it. Deal with it...

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » March 25, 2008, 8:38 am

You ate cheese doodles.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » March 25, 2008, 2:39 pm

Washing your mother again, eh?

Gemily · Post by **Gemily** » March 25, 2008, 10:34 pm

You changed a baby's diaper.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » March 25, 2008, 11:56 pm

Sorry, you're all wrong, the correct answer is - "who gives a fuck?"

Xanupox · Post by **Xanupox** » April 2, 2008, 8:14 pm

It is Natural.

The next clue is... It likes water, is often present when you do not want it and can give you back pains if you deal with it wrong.

Markulas · Post by **Markulas** » April 2, 2008, 11:01 pm

you pissed yourself

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » April 2, 2008, 11:36 pm

Xanupox wrote:It is Natural.

The next clue is... It likes water, is often present when you do not want it and can give you back pains if you deal with it wrong.

I think the correct answer is Xanupox.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » April 2, 2008, 11:42 pm

still think it was from washing his mom

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » April 3, 2008, 3:19 am

You've been feeding fish to a seal

Ashur · Post by **Ashur** » April 3, 2008, 9:42 am

You touched your girlfriend's no-no parts?

(Sorry Lala, had to say it!)

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » April 3, 2008, 10:13 pm

Ashur wrote:You touched your girlfriend's no-no parts?

(Sorry Lala, had to say it!)

If you scroll up I beat you to it....

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » April 3, 2008, 10:17 pm

Lalanae wrote:
Ashur wrote:You touched your girlfriend's no-no parts?

(Sorry Lala, had to say it!)

If you scroll up I beat you to it....

You've been feeding fish to a seal

That's quite the euphemism!

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » April 3, 2008, 10:18 pm

scroll further!

Spang · Post by **Spang** » April 3, 2008, 10:28 pm

Scroll further than that!

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » April 4, 2008, 2:18 am

No you scroll further!

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » April 4, 2008, 3:18 am

Ok. Done.

Kaldaur · Post by **Kaldaur** » April 4, 2008, 10:30 pm

My guess is you're still a tool.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » April 5, 2008, 2:49 am

because you're a steaming pile of shit.

Xanupox · Post by **Xanupox** » April 8, 2008, 7:06 pm

It is Natural.

It likes water, is often present when you do not want it and can give you back pains if you deal with it wrong.

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3rd Clue... boy you guys seem to love this game!!!

3) Some companies make a "solution" to prevent them from ever arising where you don't want them.

What is/are it/they, that made my hand stink?

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » April 8, 2008, 7:08 pm

You were weeding a garden?

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » April 8, 2008, 8:51 pm

you've been scratching a corn thats on your foot?

Spang · Post by **Spang** » April 8, 2008, 10:04 pm

You have herpes.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » April 10, 2008, 4:12 pm

Is it Moose Cock?

or are you rubbing Valtrex?

Blisters.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » April 10, 2008, 5:01 pm

Have you been growing/picking mushrooms...

(There's a company that grows mushrooms about 15 miles from where I live. The whole area around that place stinks pretty badly.)

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » April 10, 2008, 5:35 pm

Animalor wrote:Have you been growing/picking mushrooms...

(There's a company that grows mushrooms about 15 miles from where I live. The whole area around that place stinks pretty badly.)

How hard can it be to grow mushrooms? Just fling a bunch of poop around and the shrooms will start growing. poop = smelly

Noysyrump · Post by **Noysyrump** » April 11, 2008, 12:12 pm

Gangrenous ensephalitis.

I made that up

Xanupox · Post by **Xanupox** » April 13, 2008, 12:07 am

Canoe wrote:You were weeding a garden?

WINNER! Sorry it took so long to award the victory.

Yes, simple as it was. I saw a few weeds, decided to pull them by hand. (usually use gloves) Then I saw more, more and more... stopped an hour later with a funky cold medina hand that smelled from hell.

I know it was a sorry game.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » April 13, 2008, 12:11 am

You still have herpes.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » April 13, 2008, 6:42 pm

Because you're a steaming pile of shit.

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » April 14, 2008, 1:07 am

Why the fuck would you be doing manual labor when you can just call in the black hawks to agent orange that shit to death?

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » April 14, 2008, 10:01 am

Keverian FireCry wrote:Why the fuck would you be doing manual labor when you can just call in the black hawks to agent orange that shit to death?

This made the enitre thread worth it.

Xanupox · Post by **Xanupox** » April 15, 2008, 8:53 pm

Keverian FireCry wrote:Why the fuck would you be doing manual labor when you can just call in the black hawks to agent orange that shit to death?

I was hoping to infiltrate the 'weeds' in hopes I could get the phone number and name of the King Weed, just so I could go postal and post it on the net.