I feel much safer now....

Mort · Post by **Mort** » January 21, 2003, 1:24 pm

Unfuckingbelievable.......

http://www.house.gov/tancredo/newsroom/ ... _08htm.htm

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/article ... 3648.shtml

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » January 21, 2003, 1:28 pm

Amazing.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 21, 2003, 1:34 pm

haha newsmax. is that the best you can do? alkjfldsjkdsdsafs

oh nos the brown people want to immigrate to the us. but aren't they all terrorists?!?! what shall we do?!

miir · Post by **miir** » January 21, 2003, 1:35 pm

That second article is truly hillarious.

Mort · Post by **Mort** » January 21, 2003, 1:47 pm

**EDIT** Ohhhhh nevermind.... I give up.

miir · Post by **miir** » January 21, 2003, 1:53 pm

You actually rely on newmax as one of your sources of "news"

A childish picture of Calvin uriniating on a Canadian flag is far less entertaining than you quoting newsmax for a "news" story.

I'm still laughing about it.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 21, 2003, 2:12 pm

Newsmax is a great source for intelligent and informed current events without bias.

I really enjoy thier gift shop too:

The Leadership Genius of George W. Bush is a valuable resource of information. Apparently he isn't a moron at all as I previously suspected.

Look at all the wonderful things you can buy today!

Find out why Clinton was solely responsible for the WTC attack (hey bill, THESE COLORS DON'T RUN)

NewsMax journalists Christopher Ruddy and Carl Limbacher have a blockbuster new book published on September 11, 2002.

It’s called Catastrophe: Clinton’s Role in America’s Worst Disaster - and tells the real story of 9/11 - the one the big media are afraid to report.

Catastrophe begins on January 20, 1993, when William Jefferson Clinton took the oath of office as the 42nd president of the United States of America. Clinton swore to “preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States” from enemies both foreign and domestic.

During the next eight years, Bill Clinton would preside over the most corrupt administration in American history. He would be only the second president in American history to be impeached.

When Bill Clinton took office, American supremacy on the world stage had never been so great and unchallenged. Our military was without equal. The economy was beginning a record boom.

Soon after Bill Clinton left office, Americans began to discover his bitter legacy.

MY COUNTRY IS BUSH COUNTRY

This is my favorite poster because it clearly shows that we have already won! Thank you newsmax! But could you maybe use a picture that doesn't make our glorious leader look like a mouth breathing retard?

http://www.newsmaxstore.com/nms/showpro ... roup_id=24

I have no words.

The only website in the US with a 9/11 gift shop? You decide!

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » January 21, 2003, 2:22 pm

Let the foaming commence!

Midnyte_Ragebringer · January 21, 2003, 2:25 pm

Even I don't care for a site like that. Any opinion coming from either extreme you could pretty much throw out the window.

Mort · Post by **Mort** » January 21, 2003, 2:25 pm

I only quoted "Newsmax" because it had OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of links to the side stories of this event. Everyone........ SIMMA DOWN NAH!

Kluden · Post by **Kluden** » January 21, 2003, 2:27 pm

If it makes the world feel better, I, and american white male, will happily let the government take my fingerprints and keep them on file.

Now can we please get back to our regularly scheduled war on Iraq?

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » January 21, 2003, 2:28 pm

I allways found this map interesting. It showed the counties that voted for Bush in red and Gore in blue.

Since Gore had a slim lead in the popular vote it goes to show you just how many people are crammed into New England.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 21, 2003, 2:33 pm

that county map is from the 2002 elections not the presidential elections.

newsmax even manipulates their t-shirts.

Millie · Post by **Millie** » January 21, 2003, 2:49 pm

I don't know about you guys, but I'm buying my Reagan Country poster today!

"Ladies and gentlemen, I have just signed legislation which outlaws Russia. The bombing begins in 5 minutes...Oh shit, we're live? Uh...hi everybody!"

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 21, 2003, 2:50 pm

Reagan will beat you to death with his massive republicock for that.

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » January 21, 2003, 3:09 pm

I think Reagan is a little tied up right now taking lessons on identifying critical matters regarding the colors of the rainbow

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » January 21, 2003, 3:13 pm

Millie wrote:I don't know about you guys, but I'm buying my Reagan Country poster today!

"Ladies and gentlemen, I have just signed legislation which outlaws Russia. The bombing begins in 5 minutes...Oh shit, we're live? Uh...hi everybody!"

That quote from Reagan was hilareous. Shame you don't have a sense of humor. Typical Millie.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 21, 2003, 3:15 pm

Chidoro wrote:I think Reagan is a little tied up right now taking lessons on identifying critical matters regarding the colors of the rainbow

It's all a ruse. He's fine, but the US government has frozen him until the time comes that liberty is once again threatened by the godless hordes of communism, when he will thawed out to don a suit of powered mobile armor (MSRP: eleventy-seven trillion dollars) to defend democracy from those who would take it away from you.

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » January 21, 2003, 3:18 pm

The REAGONATOR!

Post by **Xouqoa** » January 21, 2003, 3:25 pm

I heard a great song the other day that had some audio spoofs of Ronald and Nancy admitting that they were heroin and marijuana addicts. Was great.

miir · Post by **miir** » January 21, 2003, 3:27 pm

Reagan had some great quotes:

"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting."

"Approximately 80% of our air pollution stems from hydrocarbons released by vegetation. So let's not go overboard in setting and enforcing tough emissions standards for man-made sources."

Sure, blame the plants

"Facts are stupid things."

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » January 21, 2003, 3:52 pm

kyoukan type-R wrote:that county map is from the 2002 elections not the presidential elections.

newsmax even manipulates their t-shirts.

Actually that is the county by county breakdown of the presidential election reports and was originally from USA Today. Yet another brilliant example of a Kyoukan misinformed statement.

Brittney · Post by **Brittney** » January 21, 2003, 4:51 pm

Lmao funny shit...

Its offical!! You have been OWNED by K-You-Kan.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 21, 2003, 5:14 pm

thppt.