post a horrible advertising slogan

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » February 13, 2008, 6:03 pm

I'll start.

"New artisan blends from Sargento. Persnickety people. Exceptional cheese."

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » February 13, 2008, 6:08 pm

Funny you brought this up, a co-worker sent me some old adverts yesterday/

"These people are smiling because they eat lard!" (American lard council)
"A better life through chemicals" (Dow)
"Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere" (Cigar ad)

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » February 13, 2008, 6:11 pm

Aabidano wrote:Funny you brought this up, a co-worker sent me some old adverts yesterday/

"These people are smiling because they eat lard!" (American lard council)
"A better life through chemicals" (Dow)
"Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere" (Cigar ad)

That's awesome, not horrible!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » February 13, 2008, 6:23 pm

I posted the blow one on another thread!

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » February 13, 2008, 7:24 pm

"Yoplait, Yoplait, ooh la la."

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » February 13, 2008, 8:02 pm

and the classic...

Moonwynd · Post by **Moonwynd** » February 15, 2008, 12:09 am

They have this at the pumps here:

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » February 15, 2008, 1:42 pm

This was from a radio ad for Corn Nuts about 6 years or so ago....

"Bust a nut, bust a nut! Grab a bag of Cornnuts and bust a nut! They're lightly toasted and hard as well! :crunch: Enjoy yourself, we won't tell!"

--actually, it is an awesome jingle.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » February 15, 2008, 1:50 pm

There was a sign outside a tiny rural gas station in Arkansas that was hand painted and read "Hep yer sef". I have a picture of it somewhere. It always makes me smile for some reason.

Noysyrump · Post by **Noysyrump** » February 15, 2008, 7:32 pm

Aabidano wrote:Funny you brought this up, a co-worker sent me some old adverts yesterday/

"These people are smiling because they eat lard!" (American lard council)
"A better life through chemicals" (Dow)
"Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere" (Cigar ad)

I hope you are not making fun of that slogan... Unless of course you ride your horse to drink from a river wearing wooden clogs and trap squirrels for food.

Noysyrump · Post by **Noysyrump** » February 15, 2008, 7:33 pm

Moonwynd wrote:They have this at the pumps here:

Thats just god damn funny. I love it.

Noysyrump · Post by **Noysyrump** » February 15, 2008, 7:36 pm

Sorry back on topic.

I heard a radio advertisment for a baldness remedy that ended with the phrase "Guaranteed imperceptible results". Well if I wont percieve results, why use it?

I think they meant that it would be gradual results that wouldnt be percieved as "Hey you have hair today" but who knows. Maybe they're just honest folks.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » February 19, 2008, 2:29 pm

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » February 19, 2008, 2:40 pm

Saw this on a sign in Maine:

"Don't like the paper industry? Try wiping with plastic."

"A better life through chemicals" was the catch phrase of half the dopers in the Midwest after those billboards went up in the late '70s

Trap squirrels for food?

rhyae · Post by **rhyae** » February 20, 2008, 10:50 am

Every Birminghamian remembers the TV ads done by a local redneck furniture retailer about 15 years ago.
The owner/spokesman would say "Ronnie Marchent Furniture, we have everwhatcha need."

maglin · Post by **maglin** » February 20, 2008, 12:59 pm

No, T-Buff was the worst thing I ever had to endure

Xatrei · Post by **Xatrei** » February 29, 2008, 4:46 pm

Yeah, T-Buff was worse, but Ronnie gave him a run for the money with his perpetual going out of business sales.

Neither holds a candle to the more recent Suzuki Man, though.

Knarlz · Post by **Knarlz** » March 1, 2008, 5:40 pm

Eggs! It's like liquid chickens!

Beer! It isn't just for breakfast anymore!

Kaldaur · Post by **Kaldaur** » March 2, 2008, 12:17 am

Edit: post de doub3l.

Kaldaur · Post by **Kaldaur** » March 2, 2008, 12:18 am

Courtesy of SNL:
"Sofa King!"
"How cheap is it?"
"It's Sofa King Cheap!"

Al · Post by Al » March 4, 2008, 8:53 am

"i'm lovin' it"

That has to be the worst use of English by a company that nearly preaches bilingualism since... well, since the dawn of time.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » March 4, 2008, 2:38 pm

Canelek wrote:This was from a radio ad for Corn Nuts about 6 years or so ago....

"Bust a nut, bust a nut! Grab a bag of Cornnuts and bust a nut! They're lightly toasted and hard as well! :crunch: Enjoy yourself, we won't tell!"

--actually, it is an awesome jingle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3quMz-EAThw

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