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Tyek
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HeartBreak Kid

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The Heartbreak Kid is as creepy, loud and unpleasant as Christmas dinner at my sister's house. Actually, I haven't seen anything this creepy since that police report in the local paper about the pervert who had been seen jerking off on parking meters in Olde Town. Unlike this movie, though, that story had a happy ending. That is, it was me, and I wasn't jerking off, I was urinating, and I never got caught. Besides, there's something romantic about being called the "Meter Peter Bandit." Nothing so swell happens in this wet fart of a timekiller. In fact, I would have rather had two hours taken off the end of my life than sit through this piece of shit.
This review was in the Star Trek thread and was spot on. What a awful, complete load of crap. Ben Stiller should be strapped to a chair and forced to watch this movie on loop for a month.

1/10 I guess I will give it one star because there are a couple of topless scenes of Malin Ackerman, otherwise I can think of no other reason to see this movie. Oh and Mencia is AWFUL in this as well.
When I was younger, I used to think that the world was doing it to me and that the world owes me some thing…When you're a teeny bopper, that's what you think. I'm 40 now, I don't think that anymore, because I found out it doesn't f--king work. One has to go through that. For the people who even bother to go through that, most assholes just accept what it is anyway and get on with it." - John Lennon
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