I'd like to thank the douchebags...

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Without whom, I'd never have made it to 5000 posts. It was my eternal vigilance against their asinine posts that helped get me to this point. I'd like to thank those of you who I like, who had birthdays that I could then post in the threads for. I'd like to thank the show Heroes, as it appears that I have posted in that thread more than any other. I'd like to thank Jesus, Big Bird, Col. Sanders, MC Hammer and Lee Majors for their constant inspiration. I'd like to thank my mom and my dad, and whichever contraceptive company it was whose faulty products still allowed the sperm part of me to meet the egg part of me. I couldn't have done it without you guys! I'd like to thank President Bush, whose ineptitude had to inspire at least 100 of my posts. And last, and certainly least, I'd like to thank you, loyal readers. You're the reason I wake up every morning. Actually, I think I'm confusing "loyal readers" with "alarm clock". I guess I don't really have anything for the rest of you, sorry.

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Grats?
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Not the post I was expecting to read when I saw the title...



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For those that are keeping score, that makes Sylvus Grand Lord Inquisitor-Dragonmaster-USANUMBER1-OK! Douchebag. :)
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Today marks the beginning of my campeign to catch up to Sylvus!
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I'm not sure if you should be congratulated or consoled...
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These are some of the smilies I haven't used yet:

:-x :idea: :?: :arrow: #-o :^o :eggface: :eating: :lilangel: :microwave: :n00b: :scrambleup: :silly: :smilecolros: :changes: :2gunfire: :usa :poke: :vv_ranger2: :vv_rofl: :vv_sing: :vv_stooges: :vv_twocents2: :vv_Wow: :vv_apple: :vv_arg: :vv_blowup1: :vv_buzzsaw: :vv_cat-chu: :vv_cat-pnkywai: :vv_chair: :vv_chicken: :vv_mickey: :vv_police: :vv_plzdie: :vv_princess: :vv_party: :vv_one_samuria: :vv_Ninja_Battle:
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In that vein, is there any chance we can make this a smiley?

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Nick wrote:In that vein, is there any chance we can make this a smiley?

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That looks like a zombie smiley, and in keeping with the zenophobic ranting about the new RE game, I think it should be black.
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Nick wrote:In that vein, is there any chance we can make this a smiley?

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no

ps where is my fucking animated shrugging emoticon sylvus you worthless tool
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