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Which of these condiments is so fly it could hang with Mr. Cooper?

Barbecue Sauce
12
16%
Ketchup
7
9%
Relish
1
1%
Mustard
4
5%
Grey Poupon
0
No votes
Mayo
8
10%
Worchestershire Sauce
6
8%
Lawry's Seasoned Salt
1
1%
Salsa
7
9%
Sour Cream
4
5%
Man Chowder
4
5%
Other (Please Specify)
6
8%
Soy Sauce
1
1%
Wasabi
5
6%
Tobasco Sauce/Hot Sauce/etc.
11
14%
 
Total votes: 77

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Not voting for BBQ Sauce is the equivalent of being a dirty Communist.
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man chowder~
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Sriracha (Vietnamese garlic/serrano sauce). I put that on everything.


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Oh fuck, I forgot Soy Sauce. Added. :)
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Meh, no hot suace on the list?
Not even Tabasco?


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Other - salt :)

Most of the stuff listed is good, but some salt is mandatory on everything. Garlic runs a close second for me, it goes in almost everything I cook.
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miir wrote:Meh, no hot suace on the list?
Not even Tabasco?
Worst poll evar.
Fine, I've added a Hot Sauce option.
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Aabidano wrote:Other - salt :)

Most of the stuff listed is good, but some salt is mandatory on everything. Garlic runs a close second for me, it goes in almost everything I cook.
Salt isn't a condiment, jackass.


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Post by laneela »

I guess I'll be alone in my choice of "mojo". It's like a garlic, onion, vinegar, lemon, etc Cuban concoction. Yum yums...
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Post by Shaerra »

Worchestershire Sauce... It just makes everything taste so...English!

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Wasn't there something mentioned about lame polls awhile back?
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Shaerra wrote:Worchestershire Sauce... It just makes everything taste so...English!

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It tastes like lager and curry?
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Winnow wrote:Wasn't there something mentioned about lame polls awhile back?
Why yes, Winnow. Unfortunately, you aren't quite a credible enough spokesperson to get this (or any other) poll shut down. My condolences.
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Other:

Teriyaki... mmmm
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Post by Fallanthas »

Nonsense.


Salt is also known as 'crystalline steak sauce'.

Hrmm, no horseradish either, what kinda poll is this?
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Post by Chidoro »

I think there are enough choices.
Everyone knows the answer is almost always C anyway
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A motherfuckin 1
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Post by Midnyte_Ragebringer »

Worchester all the way.

I never have heard the term Man Chowder before, omg thats funny.
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Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:I never have heard the term Man Chowder before, omg thats funny.
I guess you don't read this board much?
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Post by Sylvus »

Though it isn't my personal choice, many folks I know would probably vote for Ranch dressing if it were on that list. I know it's a dressing, but I've seen people put it on everything.
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con·di·ment ( P ) Pronunciation Key (knd-mnt)
n.
A substance, such as a relish, vinegar, or spice, used to flavor or complement food.
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Truant wrote:
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:I never have heard the term Man Chowder before, omg thats funny.
I guess you don't read this board much?
He just does a search for my new posts and mashes out a response on the keyboard in a vain hope that I'll notice him one day.

Plus he can race home from middle school and tell his dad that he talked to a girl so maybe he will stop calling him a faggot.
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Aabidano wrote:con·di·ment ( P ) Pronunciation Key (knd-mnt)
n.
A substance, such as a relish, vinegar, or spice, used to flavor or complement food.
I understand what a condiment is, and I have seen Ranch used in place of Mayo or Ketchup in many situations. That's all I'm saying, I don't really even care for it all that much.
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kyoukan type-R wrote:
Truant wrote:
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:I never have heard the term Man Chowder before, omg thats funny.
I guess you don't read this board much?
He just does a search for my new posts and mashes out a response on the keyboard in a vain hope that I'll notice him one day.
Sounds about right.
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Post by Sirensa »

All of the above plz =D

I love condiments!
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Duck Sauce is the best condiment ever.
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Post by Fredonia Coldheart »

Wow - was surprised to see others voting for Worchestershire Sauce - thought I was the only one ...
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kyoukan type-R wrote:Plus he can race home from middle school and tell his dad that he talked to a girl so maybe he will stop calling him a faggot.
Not to butt in on your quarrel, but the above line was fucking funny...

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Other: Teriyaki sauce. I know it's technically a marinade, but I never tire of teriyaki sauce.
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Suprised that Soy Sauce hasn't even received 1 vote. Personally, I hate the stuff, butt I always see people using it at the Chinese restaurant. Sometimes drenching their food in it.

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HP Sauce > all
Heathens all of you.
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Millie wrote:
Winnow wrote:Wasn't there something mentioned about lame polls awhile back?
Why yes, Winnow. Unfortunately, you aren't quite a credible enough spokesperson to get this (or any other) poll shut down. My condolences.
Avril's coming to Phoenix in concert this May. Perhaps that would be a good time to sit down and discuss the deeper meaning of your avatar over some condiments. I'll bring a few Arby's sauce packets.
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kyoukan type-R wrote:
Truant wrote:
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:I never have heard the term Man Chowder before, omg thats funny.
I guess you don't read this board much?
He just does a search for my new posts and mashes out a response on the keyboard in a vain hope that I'll notice him one day.

Plus he can race home from middle school and tell his dad that he talked to a girl so maybe he will stop calling him a faggot.
Very witty.
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Winnow wrote:
Millie wrote:
Winnow wrote:Wasn't there something mentioned about lame polls awhile back?
Why yes, Winnow. Unfortunately, you aren't quite a credible enough spokesperson to get this (or any other) poll shut down. My condolences.
Avril's coming to Phoenix in concert this May. Perhaps that would be a good time to sit down and discuss the deeper meaning of your avatar over some condiments. I'll bring a few Arby's sauce packets.
If that's supposed to have been a flame of some sort, I'm as confused as your parents were when you were born.
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Shaerra wrote:Suprised that Soy Sauce hasn't even received 1 vote. Personally, I hate the stuff, butt I always see people using it at the Chinese restaurant. Sometimes drenching their food in it.

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Post by miir »

Let us explain Kikko punch.
The power of the punch which comes from Kikkoman's unnecessarily built body is far more than what you imagine.
In addition, since Kikkoman is always using his gloves for brewing soy sauce, you'd be itchy when you get punched by him.
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Millie wrote:
If that's supposed to have been a flame of some sort, I'm as confused as your parents were when you were born.
Everything doesn't have to be a flame. I like arby's sauce.
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Winnow wrote:
Millie wrote:
If that's supposed to have been a flame of some sort, I'm as confused as your parents were when you were born.
Everything doesn't have to be a flame. I like arby's sauce.
Was THAT a flame?!?!

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Post by Winnow »

Avril =! flaming

I was merely integrating her into my candid condiment comment contribution.
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Post by Shaerra »

Winnow wrote:Avril =! flaming
Did a search for Avril...found Avril Lavigne. She's cute!

Oh, and I found the Scream 3 scene... It went:

"Do you want to have this conversation with a polygraph?"-Detective Mark Kincaid
"Is that a threat Detective?"-Dewey Riley
"When it's a threat you'll know it."-Kincaid
"Was that a threat!"-Dewey
"Boys boys, lets compair our gun caliburs later."-Gale Weathers

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