How to be Evil (with a capital "E") to Kids!

Kluden · Post by **Kluden** » December 20, 2002, 2:03 pm

Just too damn funny not to share.

If you have problem children...share this with them. Enjoy

rhyae · Post by **rhyae** » December 20, 2002, 3:31 pm

Along those same lines, back when I was in college and working at a gas station, a coworker told this story from his drinking days.
His two daughters were then 4 and 6, and wanted to open their gifts on christmas eve. He and his wife said no, they would wait till Santa came, the girls got whiney and demanding.
So as any good dad on the sauce would do, he took his shot gun, went out side, and started pumping rounds into the air screaming
"Santa aint coming cos I just shot him" while the girls wept hysterically.
BLAM
"There goes Donner"
BLAM
"There goes Blitzen"

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » December 20, 2002, 3:35 pm

The crying child is a hired mourner.

(sorry didn't have time to perfect it while I was at work.)

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » December 20, 2002, 4:41 pm

lol bubba : )

Reminds me of the photo that has Saddam Hussein with the petrified British kid beside him when Saddam was trying to improve his image.

Gurugurumaki · Post by **Gurugurumaki** » December 20, 2002, 4:43 pm

Picture is abouts as funnies as cancer ~(