VV Fantasy Foozball shittalkin thread

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 12, 2006, 4:03 pm

ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA PAY!!! YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL-LICKERS!!!

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » September 12, 2006, 5:00 pm

Who did I beat? I have also been trying to figure out how the Free Agency works. It's too bad I haven't been looking for long at a time though...

I saw someone actually bet against my team last weekend as well, the n00btastics!

Denadeb · Post by **Denadeb** » September 12, 2006, 6:28 pm

I had a horrible weekend I don't expect it to be that way any more.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 12, 2006, 11:01 pm

Here are the NFC Results.

I had a 30 point lead on the Paddlers until that night. LT I can understand but Chester Taylor? BAH.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » September 13, 2006, 11:16 am

i totally picked the wrong D (bucs) last week (ravens were benched)...i still won by 20 though!

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » September 17, 2006, 8:28 pm

Dear Herm,

You are a lousy coach. Please stop letting your bad QB's throw passes to bad receivers. You have some guy named Larry averaging almost 5 yards a carry. How about just giving it to him on every down?

Signed,

A concerned owner.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » September 17, 2006, 10:54 pm

no fucking shit

Tyek · Post by **Tyek** » September 18, 2006, 12:26 am

GO WILLIE PARKER!!!

14 points Willie you can do it.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » September 18, 2006, 8:53 am

can Hines Ward score 85 FP's tonight?!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 18, 2006, 12:49 pm

Wow, talk about a close Week 2 game:

118.55 Winnow's Freakshow
118.33 Dorf's Brawlers

Ah, just noticed I still have Matt Jones going tonight.

Still, good game Dorfs!

Denadeb · Post by **Denadeb** » September 18, 2006, 1:25 pm

Looks like I may have the high score this week unless some has a huge game tonight.
I also had a pretty good match up this week 140.30 to 135.71.

Deward · Post by **Deward** » September 18, 2006, 2:46 pm

fucking kicker screwed me in two leagues. How the fuck does a kicker miss 4 fucking field goals!!!!

Spang · Post by **Spang** » September 19, 2006, 8:31 am

i only won by 82 points this week

Midnyte_Ragebringer · September 19, 2006, 9:23 am

I've got to play Paddlers next week. I'm fucked. Spang and Canoe are putting up ridiculous points.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 19, 2006, 10:14 am

So close Midnight. I lost in all three leagues this week by 7 points or less. Just one TD by anyone would have saved me.

Kilmoll the Sexy · September 19, 2006, 10:45 am

1. Aluminum Curtain 2-0-0 1.000 291.36 W-2
2. n00btastics 2-0-0 1.000 235.93 W-2
3. Atlantic Asspirates 2-0-0 1.000 211.45 W-2
4. Cleveland Steamers 1-1-0 .500 242.89 L-1
5. Shanter Will Repeat! 1-1-0 .500 234.44 L-1
6. S.F. Barbarians 1-1-0 .500 221.83 W-1
7. The Rabid Porcupines 1-1-0 .500 217.35 W-1
8. Cid's Boyz 1-1-0 .500 205.23 W-1
9. Lords of Avernus 1-1-0 .500 191.19 L-1
10. Cardiacs 0-2-0 .000 230.99 L-2
11. Taison's Earbiters 0-2-0 .000 195.46 L-2
12. Sweet Sadists 0-2-0 .000 187.56 L-2

Kilmoll the Sexy · September 19, 2006, 10:46 am

Cleveland Steamers 116.41 Final
Aluminum Curtain 124.88

Lords of Avernus 90.41 Final
Atlantic Asspirates 121.00

n00btastics 121.50 Final
Taison's Earbiters 106.50

Cardiacs 135.71 Final
The Rabid Porcupines 140.30

Shanter Will Repeat! 105.96 Final
Cid's Boyz 114.38

Sweet Sadists 104.65 Final
S.F. Barbarians 112.18

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » September 19, 2006, 11:34 am

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 19, 2006, 7:02 pm

Shit, the NFC is only 10 teams? No wonder they can put up those kinds of points... 2 less teams to drain the talent pool.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 20, 2006, 10:14 am

yeah last year sucked in that you had to scrounge for 4th string players who "might" play a series or two in order to fill your roster. I saw a league that had 14 teams in it. And it was a cash league. That's insanity.

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » September 20, 2006, 12:24 pm

In the VV AFC league, was there a different tool available on Week 1 that is gone now? I could have sworn that the StatTracker was working during the first week.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 20, 2006, 12:43 pm

Gotta pay for it. They lure you in with the free first week. It's like $10 but it covers all of your Yahoo leagues. it is useful for those of us in multiple leagues.

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » September 20, 2006, 3:12 pm

Well, I'm not THAT into it. I just could have sworn I had access, and I saw nothing on it that indicated it was a "trial" period.

Still 2-0 right now though!

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 20, 2006, 10:15 pm

You motherfuckers are in trouble when I get Steve Smith and Portis back in my lineup. I won my first 2 weeks without them, and game 2 without my #1 QB as well.

PH34R.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » September 21, 2006, 8:44 am

Looks like Gore and Winslow were absolute steals for the 10th and 12th rounds of the draft! I think I am pretty happy with my last round pick on defense with San Diego too.

Too bad my WR situation is looking shaky with all of them having some really piss poor QB play to rack points up for me. What the fuck is wrong with Tenn? Is Fisher on fucking drugs? Billy Volek would have been the man....and he keeps a bum in Collins and a guy who can't throw downfield in Young. You deserve a 2-14 season moron.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » September 21, 2006, 10:23 am

yeah, my wide outs are playing like shit right now, as well as Brady and LJ. last place is unnacceptable

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » September 25, 2006, 10:52 pm

buh-bye shaun alexander

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 26, 2006, 2:36 am

A lot of people got dinged up too, including Hasslebeck and Gore.

Denadeb · Post by **Denadeb** » October 17, 2006, 1:47 am

I'm amazed at how many people had starters that were on a bye week.

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » October 17, 2006, 9:51 am

New Orleans kicked my ass

Denadeb · Post by **Denadeb** » October 17, 2006, 11:16 pm

Boogahz wrote:New Orleans kicked my ass

Was that you I played? If so yeah NO kicked your ass.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » October 17, 2006, 11:23 pm

If anyone in the NFC wants a great TE like Kellen Winslow or Antonio Gates (both already have bye weeks and I'm only willing to trade one) and possibly a good kicker in Neil Rackers (heh) and would like to get rid of an equivalent WR then feel free to shop smart and give old shop s-mart a try. Considering these are 2 of the best tight ends in the league, this could really improve an otherwise shitty slot. I am in the market for WR's and possibly, if a more lucrative trade was in the works I could swing for a RB.

Denadeb · Post by **Denadeb** » October 17, 2006, 11:29 pm

I got a steal on my TE spot. Colsten from NO is my TE along with Whiten from Dallas.

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » October 17, 2006, 11:54 pm

Denadeb wrote:
Boogahz wrote:New Orleans kicked my ass
Was that you I played? If so yeah NO kicked your ass.

Yeah, that was me. Heck, just your NO player totals was close to my whole team's total.

Tyek · Post by **Tyek** » October 23, 2006, 8:21 pm

If there is a wide receiver you absolutely hate and want to see injured go ahead and trade them to me. The way this season is going with my WR injuries I can almost guarantee they will get injured.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » October 23, 2006, 11:26 pm

Oh yeah, and if the deal is lucrative enough, I will throw in Philip Rivers and Tom Brady.

So to recap; Looking to trade Kellen Winslow, Antonio Gates, Philip Rivers, and Tom Brady (you pick two!) for a great WR or RB (a 1 or 2). Goes great for those with Hasselbeck and/or shitty TE's, or both!

Act now.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » October 24, 2006, 9:18 am

i think i'm pretty much done for the season. i gambled and lost too many times! if anyone needs any of the players i have, propose a trade and i'll accept!

team is Flying Wombats (NFC).

Baltimore, the Manning brothers, Colston, Jones-Drew, just to name a few. Keyshawn is the only player on my team not to have a bye week yet.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » October 24, 2006, 10:10 am

You don't want to throw in the towel like that and give up players. I think that is why we should do keeper leagues so you can protect players. Not to mention an unfair trade can be vetoed.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » October 24, 2006, 10:17 am

you know, you're right.

slap my ass and call me the bucs!

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » October 25, 2006, 11:35 am

bubba, get on fantasy and check your trades! i have the answer to your qb woes.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » November 7, 2006, 11:25 am

1. Aluminum Curtain 9-0-0 1.000 1152.81 W-9 10 14
2. The Rabid Porcupines 6-3-0 .667 1061.64 W-4 11 5
3. Shanter Will Repeat! 6-3-0 .667 951.92 W-3 5 3
4. Lords of Avernus 6-3-0 .667 933.39 L-1 1 5
5. Atlantic Asspirates 5-4-0 .556 971.71 L-3 9 10
6. Cleveland Steamers 4-5-0 .444 1000.63 W-1 3 9
7. n00btastics 4-5-0 .444 988.97 L-5 6 2
8. Cardiacs 4-5-0 .444 972.77 W-1 8 11
9. Taison's Earbiters 3-6-0 .333 975.24 L-1 7 11
10. Cid's Boyz 3-6-0 .333 859.30 L-1 12 8
11. Sweet Sadists 2-7-0 .222 859.12 W-1 4 -
12. S.F. Barbarians 2-7-0 .222 730.07 L-5 2 -

The question for the year is: Can the Curtain run the table and have an undefeated season?

Denadeb · Post by **Denadeb** » November 7, 2006, 6:33 pm

In the next two weeks we will see you got two good teams. I started the season pretty bad but now I'm second in points and record so who knows whats going to happen. I sure thought last night the way the Seattles D was playing you might get your first loss.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » November 7, 2006, 8:21 pm

My team has pretty much collapsed after a really nice start. I'll be suprised if I manage to go .500.

Tyek · Post by **Tyek** » November 7, 2006, 9:46 pm

I am going after the title of most points for a losing team. So far I am winning that one too.

Midnyte_Ragebringer · November 8, 2006, 9:59 am

My team blows.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » November 8, 2006, 3:05 pm

my team rocks! i have a shitty owner.

Denadeb · Post by **Denadeb** » November 12, 2006, 7:28 pm

Shanahan pisses me off put M. Bell on the inactive list and hes not even hurt. Why in gods name do you start and play T. Bell when the guy has hurt big toes and can't push off. Start M. Bell who has been doing good and something else when is Dungy going to just finally start Addai who has been miles better than Rhodes.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » November 13, 2006, 10:10 am

one down.....4 to go. This week could be the only real stumbling block to a perfect regular season.

Tyek · Post by **Tyek** » November 13, 2006, 7:01 pm

Just for that I am going to take you down HARD in week 13. That will be your 3rd straight loss!!!

Denadeb · Post by **Denadeb** » November 20, 2006, 1:22 pm

Looks like I got you Killmol. Thank god you had a bad week cause I did too with Colsten going out in the 1st quater and not starting Henry at RB. Looks like I'm moving back into second place! You are prrtty much locked into the playoffs just depends on if you loose the rest on which seed you get. Looks like its going to be a rough race for the other three spots though.