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What you need is simply to clean the glans with plain water and mild soap after retracting the foreskin. Do it 2-3 times a day. Rule out diabetes. If this does not work than try some anti-fungal cream. Do remember to put back the skin after you clean the glans. Finally you may have to undergo circumcision if nothing works.
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gentiles ftw.
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Is there a drip to go along with the itch? Do you feel a burning sensation when you urinate? Really, I'll need much more information if you want a recommendation.
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Al?
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My name is Al
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you can call me Al
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itch it :?:
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Neziroth wrote:itch it :?:
itch an itch?
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Mr Bacon wrote:
Neziroth wrote:itch it :?:
itch an itch?
impossible by the laws of science.
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I never have had any idea why people say that. Things like "don't itch that mosquito bite, or it will get worse!" The mosquito bite itches. You scratch the place that itches.
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Tyek wrote:What you need is simply to clean the glans with plain water and mild soap after retracting the foreskin. Do it 2-3 times a day. Rule out diabetes. If this does not work than try some anti-fungal cream. Do remember to put back the skin after you clean the glans. Finally you may have to undergo circumcision if nothing works.
That's assuming he has foreskin. Does he?
Inquiring minds want to know :vv_sing:
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I never have had any idea why people say that. Things like "don't itch that mosquito bite, or it will get worse!" The mosquito bite itches. You scratch the place that itches.
I'm a prime example of why mosquito bites and other such things should be left alone.

I scratch them, I go crazy doing it too because it feels sooooooooo good.

Then they get raw, and bleed, and hurt, and then I have a hurty-itchy mosquito bite that hurts worse when I touch it and itches when I don't.

Fuck.
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Gemily wrote:Inquiring minds want to know
I could live the rest of my life in glee without the presence of that information.
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