Paris Hilton's Boyfriend is Dreamy

Post by **Sylvus** » May 19, 2006, 2:49 am

Watch here!

There might be a commercial before, my apologies.

My favorite part is at about 2:53, if you want to fast forward. It almost makes me feel bad for Lindsay Lohan.

Post by **Xouqoa** » May 19, 2006, 2:56 am

I hope she wrecks that car and they both die in a fire.

Don't they know they aren't in high school any more?

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » May 19, 2006, 3:45 am

I just don't get it. He is fat and stupid and a total slob. Not that Paris is much of a catch, but jesus. He is about as charismatic as bowl of soup, and I wouldn't look twice at a sweaty dork like that if I saw him someplace.

That whole wannabe hollywood culture of worshipping your own social life and trying to act like you're famous is sadder than hell. I couldn't even imagine being that vapid and boring.

FIRECROTCH LOL FIRECROTCH HAHAHAH I AM DON RICKLES

Breagen · Post by **Breagen** » May 19, 2006, 6:56 am

It's funny when someone who has probably never worked in their life and inheirited all their money attempts to mock someone else for being poor.

I don't really know jack about Lohan, but at lest she has done something with her life so far.

noel · Post by **noel** » May 19, 2006, 9:16 am

To quote Kevin Smith, "Don't fuck the vapid!"

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » May 19, 2006, 9:24 am

who is he anyway and why does he have such a whiney voice

Trek · Post by **Trek** » May 19, 2006, 9:49 am

That would be awesome to run into that couple on the street, with my truck

Cotto · Post by **Cotto** » May 19, 2006, 10:00 am

Hey now..I know some pretty sexy bowls of soup.

noel · Post by **noel** » May 19, 2006, 10:09 am

I've always assumed that the new Hilton, 'Hospitality' commercials were inspired by the number of guys Paris has shown her hospitality to.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » May 19, 2006, 10:11 am

The peice of work that accompanied Hilton was Brandon Davis, grandson of late billionaire Marvin Davis.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Davis

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » May 19, 2006, 12:18 pm

Animalor wrote:The peice of work that accompanied Hilton was Brandon Davis, grandson of late billionaire Marvin Davis.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Davis

hehe, nice ending to that one:

His grandson is Brandon Davis, an unbelievable tool who once dated Mischa Barton.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » May 19, 2006, 12:33 pm

Boogahz wrote:
Animalor wrote:The peice of work that accompanied Hilton was Brandon Davis, grandson of late billionaire Marvin Davis.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Davis
hehe, nice ending to that one:
His grandson is Brandon Davis, an unbelievable tool who once dated Mischa Barton.

That's a new change. It wasn't there when I posted that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?tit ... d=53926131

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » May 19, 2006, 1:18 pm

Animalor wrote:
Boogahz wrote:
Animalor wrote:The peice of work that accompanied Hilton was Brandon Davis, grandson of late billionaire Marvin Davis.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Davis
hehe, nice ending to that one:
His grandson is Brandon Davis, an unbelievable tool who once dated Mischa Barton.
That's a new change. It wasn't there when I posted that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?tit ... d=53926131

admit it! You added that!

Drinsic Darkwood · Post by **Drinsic Darkwood** » May 19, 2006, 2:27 pm

What a shallow fucking piece of dogshit. It's a shame they weren't both paralyzed from the neck down in a wreck shortly after that was filmed.

miir · Post by **miir** » May 19, 2006, 2:34 pm

Drinsic Darkwood wrote:What a shallow fucking piece of dogshit. It's a shame they weren't both paralyzed from the neck down in a wreck shortly after that was filmed.

I think they are paralyzed from the neck up.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » May 19, 2006, 2:44 pm

Boogahz wrote:
Animalor wrote:
Boogahz wrote:
Animalor wrote:The peice of work that accompanied Hilton was Brandon Davis, grandson of late billionaire Marvin Davis.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Davis
hehe, nice ending to that one:
His grandson is Brandon Davis, an unbelievable tool who once dated Mischa Barton.
That's a new change. It wasn't there when I posted that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?tit ... d=53926131
admit it! You added that!

I care so little about these people that I won't even bother insulting em.