Is Tyrannosaurus an adjective for the amount of sex Stragi isn't getting?
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Re: Tyrannosaurus
ROFL.noel wrote:Is Tyrannosaurus an adjective for the amount of sex Stragi isn't getting?
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I might be able to provide some insight here.
Tyrannosaurs are really pretty advanced dinosaurs. The only remaining group of dinosaurs are the birds, and tyrannosaurs are not that far from birds. They branch off the chain before the raptors and the ornithomimosaurs, but that's about it.
Most carnivorous dinosaurs have sharp, knifelike teeth for slashing. They bite the shit out of their victims (or cut them with claws or whatever) and then eat them. Tyrannosaurs have teeth shaped like bananas. They're not really that sharp. The point of the teeth was probably to crush the bejeezus out of the bones of their victims. They had gigantic skulls and jaw muscles, and they simply crushed the body of their prey with a bite.
They're not gonna run like raptors or anything, but they were pretty quick. They have an adaptation in their metatarsals, an arctometatarsus, which allows greater flexibility in the foot and provides improved running ability, so they were a bit quicker than what you'd expect out of a typical dinosaur of that size.
However, they weren't necessarily the biggest predators. Some Spinosaurs, who were based out of Africa, were larger. Africa had a warmer climate and allowed for bigger animals in general. The Spinosaurs aren't quite as intimidating as the Tyrannosaurs, though, because they have long snouts that look a little alligatorish, and they had fins on their backs. They're kind of goofy.
So, Tyrannosaur as an adjective is some combination of crushingly powerful, surprisingly effective, intimidating and avian. I don't know much about Stragi's sex life so I'll let you decide if that's appropriate.
Tyrannosaurs are really pretty advanced dinosaurs. The only remaining group of dinosaurs are the birds, and tyrannosaurs are not that far from birds. They branch off the chain before the raptors and the ornithomimosaurs, but that's about it.
Most carnivorous dinosaurs have sharp, knifelike teeth for slashing. They bite the shit out of their victims (or cut them with claws or whatever) and then eat them. Tyrannosaurs have teeth shaped like bananas. They're not really that sharp. The point of the teeth was probably to crush the bejeezus out of the bones of their victims. They had gigantic skulls and jaw muscles, and they simply crushed the body of their prey with a bite.
They're not gonna run like raptors or anything, but they were pretty quick. They have an adaptation in their metatarsals, an arctometatarsus, which allows greater flexibility in the foot and provides improved running ability, so they were a bit quicker than what you'd expect out of a typical dinosaur of that size.
However, they weren't necessarily the biggest predators. Some Spinosaurs, who were based out of Africa, were larger. Africa had a warmer climate and allowed for bigger animals in general. The Spinosaurs aren't quite as intimidating as the Tyrannosaurs, though, because they have long snouts that look a little alligatorish, and they had fins on their backs. They're kind of goofy.
So, Tyrannosaur as an adjective is some combination of crushingly powerful, surprisingly effective, intimidating and avian. I don't know much about Stragi's sex life so I'll let you decide if that's appropriate.
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its disSueven wrote:I might be able to provide some insight here.
Tyrannosaurs are really pretty advanced dinosaurs. The only remaining group of dinosaurs are the birds, and tyrannosaurs are not that far from birds. They branch off the chain before the raptors and the ornithomimosaurs, but that's about it.
Most carnivorous dinosaurs have sharp, knifelike teeth for slashing. They bite the shit out of their victims (or cut them with claws or whatever) and then eat them. Tyrannosaurs have teeth shaped like bananas. They're not really that sharp. The point of the teeth was probably to crush the bejeezus out of the bones of their victims. They had gigantic skulls and jaw muscles, and they simply crushed the body of their prey with a bite.
They're not gonna run like raptors or anything, but they were pretty quick. They have an adaptation in their metatarsals, an arctometatarsus, which allows greater flexibility in the foot and provides improved running ability, so they were a bit quicker than what you'd expect out of a typical dinosaur of that size.
However, they weren't necessarily the biggest predators. Some Spinosaurs, who were based out of Africa, were larger. Africa had a warmer climate and allowed for bigger animals in general. The Spinosaurs aren't quite as intimidating as the Tyrannosaurs, though, because they have long snouts that look a little alligatorish, and they had fins on their backs. They're kind of goofy.
So, Tyrannosaur as an adjective is some combination of crushingly powerful, surprisingly effective, intimidating and avian. I don't know much about Stragi's sex life so I'll let you decide if that's appropriate.
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As Stragi's penis hasn't been seen in almost 20 years, I think it's time to move it from the "Critically Endangered" list and onto the "Presumed Extinct" list.
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