Britney Statue wierdness (possibly nws).

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » March 29, 2006, 2:43 pm

I don't believe that this was actually commisionned by Brit. This thing is wierdness incarnate. It's entitled "Pro-Life: The birth of Sean Preston".
I'll let the picture speak for itself.

I saw this on Yahoo yesterday and was at a loss for words.

The statue is a nude however none of the privates are facing the camera.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 01317.html

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » March 29, 2006, 2:48 pm

It is missing the Kool Filter King dangling out of her mouth and the flour sausage gravy dripping out behind her mucus plug.

I believe Federline was also spanking her during the labor.

Other than that it looks authentic

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » March 29, 2006, 5:31 pm

The register had a better story on it:
Britney sprog drop sculpture wows New York

laneela · Post by **laneela** » March 29, 2006, 6:33 pm

I'm confused...

How exactly is the birth of a child conceived by Britney Spears and Kevin Federline supposed to be pro-life? Mandatory abortion... That's what I'm talking about.

Ogbar · Post by **Ogbar** » March 30, 2006, 12:29 am

Must be that either he's the world's quickest sculptor, or that was the worlds longest labor.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » March 30, 2006, 9:52 am

I'd hit it!

Siji · Post by **Siji** » March 30, 2006, 12:42 pm

[a] it doesn't look like her
who gives birth on their knees?
[c] if you hit it at that moment, would you be fucking or getting head?
[d] I'd hit it

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » March 31, 2006, 7:16 am

It looks nothing like her, has nothing to do with her, and naming it after her got it a fuckload of cheap publicity it had no chance of attracting otherwise.

Why even bother discussing it? The piece doesn't have a shred of artistic value, either.

Fash · Post by **Fash** » March 31, 2006, 6:53 pm

wtf?... now maybe if they said it was a statue of her conceiving the baby i'd believe them... but there's no fucking way brittney gave on a bearskin rug looking like shes ready to take it in the ass!

weeeee publicity stunts

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » March 31, 2006, 9:51 pm

Fash wrote:wtf?... now maybe if they said it was a statue of her conceiving the baby i'd believe them... but there's no fucking way brittney gave on a bearskin rug looking like shes ready to take it in the ass!

weeeee publicity stunts

Decent statue imho!

Shashonna · Post by **Shashonna** » April 1, 2006, 5:22 pm

Pretty sure Brit had a C-section. Least thats what they said on some shows I watched talking about this statue.

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » April 2, 2006, 11:19 pm

The funnier story is the one about your icon and the leprechaun. The audio of that story is a pisser