Did anyone go out to see Ultraviolet?

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » March 5, 2006, 8:40 pm

And if so, how was it?

Syenye · Post by **Syenye** » March 5, 2006, 8:44 pm

yes. i found it funny. the dialogue was horrible and so was the acting. milla jovovich's hotness doesn't quite atone for the atrocity that is ultraviolet.

i found it slightly better than aeon flux, but aeon flux broke my

. ie, i didn't go home and cry after this movie.

in summary: don't pay full price to see this movie. if you go in to it expect a good movie, then you will be disappointed. if you go in expecting a humorous movie full of wtf moments, then you might not demand your money back.

Hammar · Post by **Hammar** » March 6, 2006, 11:27 am

I thought it was the absolute worse movie i have ever seen.

And I love bad movies. I wanted to leave this one, but I also like to finish what I start.

Jice Virago · Post by **Jice Virago** » March 6, 2006, 5:21 pm

Just so we are clear on this:

Was it Be Cool bad?

Was it Spanglesh bad?

Was it Water World bad?

Was it Congo bad?

Was it Ishtar bad?

Was it Cat Woman bad?

Where on the scale of badness did this fit in? If its bad enough I might have to go actually see it, since I have a masocistic need to see all the worst films made.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » March 6, 2006, 7:13 pm

Damn I kinda liked two movies on his list.

Midnyte_Ragebringer · Post by **Midnyte_Ragebringer** » March 6, 2006, 7:27 pm

It wasn't the worst movie I ever saw, but it did suck. It was mildy entertaining. Not once during the whole movie did I care about what had happened, what was happening, or what would happen. I was happy when it ended.

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » March 6, 2006, 7:51 pm

at least it didn't have any gay cowboys

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » March 6, 2006, 7:55 pm

Sueven wrote:at least it didn't have any gay cowboys

Bareback Mountain!

Psyloche · Post by **Psyloche** » March 7, 2006, 10:49 am

Jice Virago wrote:Just so we are clear on this:

Was it Be Cool bad?

Was it Spanglesh bad?

Was it Water World bad?

Was it Congo bad?

Was it Ishtar bad?

Was it Cat Woman bad?

I don't know why but this made me think of:

Was it The Corps bad?

Was it The Keepers of the Elements bad?

Was it Bandit, Unholy Paradox, Pravus Dei (I can't remember what order this went in, or even if I'm getting the right guilds together) bad?

Was it Ring of War bad?

Was it Celestial Tomb bad?

Jice Virago · Post by **Jice Virago** » March 7, 2006, 12:51 pm

Who put your feminine napkin on sticky side up today?

nobody · Post by **nobody** » March 19, 2006, 5:52 am

fuck! >< that's what i get for going to see a movie without consulting the vv movie forum.

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » March 20, 2006, 5:06 pm

Jice Virago wrote:Was it Ishtar bad?

Nothing.... nothing is.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » July 21, 2006, 1:45 am

Saw this today and actually turned it off before the end. It was quite possibly the worst film I have ever seen.

The acting is abysmal, the plot Nicole Richie thin and the script lamentable beyond belief.

What a waste of my time.

Kithyen · Post by **Kithyen** » July 21, 2006, 2:02 am

I'm not sure what the director/writer was trying to accomplish with this film but if it was to prove I have ADD than I guess it worked. I felt my mind wandering several times during the film especially during any scenes that had to do with "Advancing the plot".

Milla is there to look hot and kick ass in many different outfits (Which for whatever reason change color along with her hair every 20 seconds). The action scenes range from 'ok cool' to 'what the fuck am I watching'?

Oh and the director seems to like flying debris during action sequences since in several scenes the screen is practically covered in it. Whether it's library books getting massacred in a gun fight, buildings getting shot up/blown up, or the main character smashing the guards glass armor in the beginning of the film you'll see no shortage on flying debris (And no, don't try to wrap your head around why the guards would wear armor that shatters like glass. It'll only give you a headache).

I really can't say much about the plot since like I mentioned I wasn't paying too much attention. Something about some disease that turns people into superhumans the govt or whatever wants to wipe them out Milla is one of these superhumans fighting back some kid has some key to the cure.....nevermind, I shouldn't bother.

Akanae · Post by **Akanae** » July 21, 2006, 3:34 am

if you're looking for the worst movie ever, go check out The Tailor of Panama.

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » July 21, 2006, 8:24 am

Akanae wrote:if you're looking for the worst movie ever, go check out The Tailor of Panama.

Worse than Bloodrayne? I didn't think that was possible.

Akanae · Post by **Akanae** » July 24, 2006, 3:17 am

I haven't seen Bloodrayne, but The Tailor of Panama is the bad movie I judge all movies against, well maybe D.E.B.S was worse actually

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » July 24, 2006, 3:33 am

Akanae wrote:I haven't seen Bloodrayne, but The Tailor of Panama is the bad movie I judge all movies against, well maybe D.E.B.S was worse actually

Bad enough that it's not worth enduring for Devon Aoki in a catholic schoolgirl outfit?

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » July 24, 2006, 12:47 pm

Zaelath wrote:
Akanae wrote:I haven't seen Bloodrayne, but The Tailor of Panama is the bad movie I judge all movies against, well maybe D.E.B.S was worse actually
Bad enough that it's not worth enduring for Devon Aoki in a catholic schoolgirl outfit?

Devon Aoki in schoolgirl outfit? Im on it like a japanese businessman

What movie was that in?

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » July 24, 2006, 12:50 pm

Hesten wrote:
Devon Aoki in schoolgirl outfit? Im on it like a japanese businessman
What movie was that in?

Let me help you out with that one!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367631/

Momopi · Post by **Momopi** » July 24, 2006, 1:06 pm

I kinda liked the tailor of panama. Battlefield Earth is easily the worst movie I have ever had the displeasure of watching.

Syenye · Post by **Syenye** » July 24, 2006, 1:10 pm

Momopi wrote:I kinda liked the tailor of panama. Battlefield Earth is easily the worst movie I have ever had the displeasure of watching.

someone broke into my friend's room at his frat house and stole his dvd player and all his dvds except battlefield earth.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » July 24, 2006, 1:49 pm

Haha, should write than on a postcard and send it to Travolta's peeps.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » July 24, 2006, 1:57 pm

Syenye wrote:
Momopi wrote:I kinda liked the tailor of panama. Battlefield Earth is easily the worst movie I have ever had the displeasure of watching.
someone broke into my friend's room at his frat house and stole his dvd player and all his dvds except battlefield earth.

I dunno what's more sad. That all his shit got stolen except for Battlefield Earth or that he owned Battlefield Earth in the first place.

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » July 24, 2006, 2:59 pm

Winnow wrote:
Hesten wrote:
Devon Aoki in schoolgirl outfit? Im on it like a japanese businessman
What movie was that in?
Let me help you out with that one!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367631/

Ok, thats a downloader not a buyer

But ill check it out only for Devon

As for BF Earth, who will admit to actually owning that? I mean, i own Blair Witch Project 1, Battle Royale 2, im ashamed of those, but nothing like BF Earth,.

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » July 25, 2006, 11:51 am

Fuck, just saw the 10 first min of D.E.B.S. Fuck that was bad.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » July 26, 2006, 5:44 pm

Dregor Thule wrote:Haha, should write than on a postcard and send it to Travolta's peeps.

Watch out or you will end up on Scientology's "Subverssive Persons" list! YOU DON'T WANT TO BE AN SP, DO YOU?

Akanae · Post by **Akanae** » July 26, 2006, 5:51 pm

Hesten wrote:Fuck, just saw the 10 first min of D.E.B.S. Fuck that was bad.

haha I warned you, I made it 30 minutes in I think.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » July 26, 2006, 6:31 pm

Akanae wrote:
Hesten wrote:Fuck, just saw the 10 first min of D.E.B.S. Fuck that was bad.
haha I warned you, I made it 30 minutes in I think.

I watched the whole thing! It looked like there was going to be a lesbo scene which never happened.

If you liked this movie, you'll like:

http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/tv_shows/totallyspies/

Quality stuff!

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » July 26, 2006, 6:49 pm

Winnow wrote:
Akanae wrote:
Hesten wrote:Fuck, just saw the 10 first min of D.E.B.S. Fuck that was bad.
haha I warned you, I made it 30 minutes in I think.
I watched the whole thing! It looked like there was going to be a lesbo scene which never happened.

If you liked this movie, you'll like:

http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/tv_shows/totallyspies/

Quality stuff!

Boo, those girls didnt even have a lesbo scene? A shame, the black haired bad girl was nice, drooled all over her when i watched The Factulty.