I'm quitting EverQuest. I can't stand that asshole Lovewolf anymore, I hope he's satisfied that he's driven me off.
Not to mention that everyone in my guild is so greedy. Just yesterday, Blackflare got a Super Death Sword of Invincible Doom, when she had just gotten a Mask of Discontent Housewives a week earlier. Not to mention that Sporkbear ninja'd a Bracer of Infinite Goatse later that day.
But that's hardly anything in comparison to all those long hours I spent cybering with Bladefire, and I even gave her lots of money and items! Then yesterday, out of nowhere she told me that she's actually a guy. Ever since, I can't do anything but take cold showers and think about castrating myself. I feel so raped! I can't believe that she's actually a guy.
Besides this, you should all know that there are martians planning to invade the planet earth. I have to start preparing for this onslaught, so I don't really have time to play EQ anymore. If you'd like to stay safe yourself, I suggest that you cover your head in tin foil so that they can't get you with their brain interception rays.
I've decided that I can't play this game anymore. It's so depressing. Every time I play EverQuest, all I can think about is slitting my wrists. My doctor said that's bad, so I can't anymore.
Actually I've come to realize over the past few weeks wasted way too much of my life on this game. When I look back at all the time I've spent playing this game, months and years that I can't get back, that I could have spent in the REAL world, with my REAL friends, it almost brings me to tears. I hate this game so much now.
Also, in my opinion, EverQuest is getting way too easy. All the fucking newbies can do anything in the game now, and zerg guilds always win. This game is being dumbed down for retards like Ancient Imperium, and it makes me so angry! I don't think VI cares about anything but profit. Fucking assholes.
Anyway, everyone who plays EQ is a big fucking loser. You should all be ashamed of yourselves, you pale-skinned freaks of nature. Why don't you go outside and get some sunlight, you freaks of nature? I'm done posting here now, forever. Bye losers!
Everyone that uses this should make sure to change the names to apply to the correct server.... then it can be like the past 4 years of people quitting messages Ive read This random generator could use a few more random responses though, it seems to only have like 6 or 7 different ones...
I'm quitting EQ. I've found Jesus, and he tells me that there is no room in my life for this game. He says it's Satan's tool. Also, I'm becoming a priest, so I won't have time to play anymore. I can only hope that my friend Dregor can find Jesus as well.
Actually I've come to realize over the past few weeks wasted way too much of my life on this game. When I look back at all the time I've spent playing this game, months and years that I can't get back, that I could have spent in the REAL world, with my REAL friends, it almost brings me to tears. I hate this game so much now.
Besides this, you should all know that there are martians planning to invade the planet earth. I have to start preparing for this onslaught, so I don't really have time to play EQ anymore. If you'd like to stay safe yourself, I suggest that you cover your head in tin foil so that they can't get you with their brain interception rays.
Of course it doesn't help that just yesterday I asked Blanky to transfer some items for me. I've known him for a long time, so I thought I could trust him. After I logged on my other character, Pantaloons, I found him sitting there linkdead. I waited THREE HOURS for him to come back, and he never did! I haven't seen him since. I trusted him, and he ripped me off!
To top it off, my mom grounded me this week because my grades are dropping, and she took my computer away, so I can't play EQ. I'm posting this from the school library though, but please don't tell on me, my mom will be really angry!
But that's hardly anything in comparison to all those long hours I spent cybering with Millie, and I even gave her lots of money and items! Then yesterday, out of nowhere she told me that she's actually a guy. Ever since, I can't do anything but take cold showers and think about castrating myself. I feel so raped! I can't believe that she's actually a guy.
Aside from this, don't have the energy to play EQ anymore because I'm dying of a rare form of hand cancer, and between horribly painful treatments and terrifying blackouts, I spend most of my time sleeping. Honestly it's not much fun anyway with dickheads like Xouqoa making fun of me and calling me a liar all the time.
I can't ever forget how much i hate that asshole Sargeras. Just yesterday, he tried to pick a fight with me. He called my mother a slut, and then I called him a Sylvos. (I'm very clever, aren't I?) But then his friends Voronewe and Keystone joined in and started making fun of me. I thought they were my friends, it really hurt my feelings.
Not to mention that everyone in my guild is so greedy. Just yesterday, Destinae got a Super Death Sword of Invincible Doom, when she had just gotten a Mask of Discontent Housewives a week earlier. Not to mention that Oogah ninja'd a Bracer of Infinite Goatse later that day.
I hate this game. It's so unfair. I'm never, ever coming back, so fuck you all. Especially Larst. Fuck you.
Love and kisses,
Stragi
Last edited by *~*stragi*~* on December 9, 2002, 8:45 pm, edited 1 time in total.
I'm quitting EQ. I've found Jesus, and he tells me that there is no room in my life for this game. He says it's Satan's tool. Also, I'm becoming a priest, so I won't have time to play anymore. I can only hope that my friend Dregor can find Jesus as well.
Lol...thats awesome...I found Jesus...becoming a priest...buying "How to molest little boys manual 101"
Oh yes...I hope you all can find the joy of becoming a regular "Chester Molester"
Lol that generator is hilarious.
-The shortest way to someone's heart is trough a boot in their ass.
-I am the prodigal who will not succumb.
-Im in the mood for something strong, Im in a mood for total war.
-Break the glass with my fist and watch the blood drip onto the floor.
I'm just posting here to say that I'm quitting EQ. Ever since my chipmunk Henry died, I can't help but think about my own life, and how I've wasted it playing everquest.
Anyway that plays EQ is a loser. I can't believe that all of you retards still play it. I guess you're all just jealous of my 22 inch rockstar cock and 12 supermodel girlfriends that I fuck every day (all at the same time), both of which I gained immediately after quitting everquest. You're all a bunch of fucking sad losers. Especially Sean!. You really need to get a life, buddy.
Not to mention that everyone in my guild is so greedy. Just yesterday, Luvu got a Super Death Sword of Invincible Doom, when she had just gotten a Mask of Discontent Housewives a week earlier. Not to mention that Fanadyen ninja'd a Bracer of Infinite Goatse later that day.
Anyway, Brax, you better watch your back, motherfucker. I know where you live, and I swear to god I'm coming to kill you the first chance I get ( And Rape you too). You can be sure of that, bitch. That's all I have to say. Farewell, my friends!
Love and kisses,
Ulvian
(LOL...this shit is too funny)
-The shortest way to someone's heart is trough a boot in their ass.
-I am the prodigal who will not succumb.
-Im in the mood for something strong, Im in a mood for total war.
-Break the glass with my fist and watch the blood drip onto the floor.
