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Find and share more gems like this please!I was dating this girl who was a virgin and she vowed not to have sex until she was married. I told her that if I stuck it in only half-way that it wasn't sex. She agreed. Dummy.
http://grouphug.us/confessions/205823579At Thanksgiving dinner, I excused myself so I could go masturbate.
http://grouphug.us/confessions/105647238My cousin was a bit slow.
I used to make fun of him reguarly and once told him that cats love to get kicked. He loved me so he ran around kicking shit out of his cat for like
an hour.
When his Mum caught him the cat was a dead, bloody mess and he had blood spattered up both his legs. His Mum decided that he was a danger to his
little sister and had him institutionalised.
He didn't adjust well to the institution and few months later managed to crack his skull open running into a wall. This caused him to need a steel
plate in his head.
Due to a pretty major error on the surgeons behalf the plate wasnt put in flush against his skull and a fly managed to get under it and lay it's eggs
in their. Over the next few months my cousins motor functions deteriorated and his language skills etc became practically nil. When they sent him for
a scan they found that there a multitude of maggots feasting on my cousins brain. He obviously died.
I live with the fact that I did this to him every day because I thought it was funny to taunt a spacker. I don't sleep well at night.
I sometimes think that I'm the cabin boy on the ship to hell.
http://grouphug.us/confessions/612613373Sometimes when i am having sex i reallly need to let one rip but i dont want it to start smelling..so i clasp my ass cheeks together and pray for the best!
used to date this boy and we were sitting discussing our sexual adventures, and I asked him if he had ever had anal sex. "Given or received?" he asked, and I said either. He then went on to tell me that his neighbor had a beautiful male Golden Retriever that he used to play with. One day he and this dog were in a woodshed and he noticed the dog's dick was hard so he managed to get the dog to mount him and insert his dick inside him. This didn't happen just once, but over and over. He and this dog had a "relationship". The worst part? Even though I was completely disgusted, I let him keep fucking me because he could do the most amazing oral ever. We broke up 2 weeks later, I felt like I could never have the golder blonde fur he really wanted.
http://grouphug.us/confessions/666874179My mom and I have a weird relationship. She had me when she was 12 and was forced to give me up for adoption. She found me when I was 10 and she was 22. Our first night together we took a bath together, masturbated each other, and made out. When I was just a kid she ate my cum a couple of times a day, and we had all kinds of sex. She always said she felt guilty about abandoning me so she let me have her body to make up for it. I found out later she got pregnant by her dad and I think her parents are brother and sister. We have a couple of kids too and one of them is slightly retarded.
http://grouphug.us/confessions/590526583my hands smell like fruitloops. I just woke up and haven't even showered yet. I haven't eaten fruit loops in a couple years. Its really weird.
