Teehee - not my joke but still funny!

[Sylvos]

A little boy was doing his maths homework.
He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three
plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mum."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you
teaching my son in maths?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son
of a bitch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was,
two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

[Sionistic]

uh....right

[Sylvos]

No, trust me my jokes are far worse.
ask any FoH member.

[Sionistic]

ok then

A lady just got out of an abusive relationship that lasted 6 months. He cheated and beated on her many times. A few months later she decided she was ready for another relationship. She enters an add in the newspaper saying:

Wanted
A man that wont beat me, go chasing after other women, and is great in bed.

2 Days later her doorbell rings. She answers the door and theres a man in a wheel chair with no arms or legs. ?Can I help you?" She says, "I came to respond to the add you posted." He replied.
Wait...but you have no arms!
That means I cant beat you.
But... you dont have legs!
That means I cant go chasing after other women.
Oh.....are you good in bed?
I rang the doorbell didnt I?

[Shaerra]

/gasp

...and his number is?

[Lalanae]

/veto Sylvos