So I was reading MSN's football power rankings...

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » December 14, 2005, 2:51 am

...and came across this little gem.

Lions: I'm glad the stadium security got rid of that guy with the "Fire Millen" sign, because we can't have this kind of negativity around our football team. Millen's doing a fine job, he just needs a coach whose style fits these players. In other news, Oceania is at war with Eastasia and has always been at war with Eastasia, and the Ministry of Plenty announces that it is canceling chocolate rations.

I laughed a lot.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » December 14, 2005, 3:32 am

The Lions need a bunch of work before they can really land that first round pick. However, the Jets made a larger asshattery move by beating equally hapless Oakland last week; in that they pretty much gave an even-more-inept team in Houston the best shot at drafting Bush.

Then again, it can't be easy losing all of your games in the piss-poor-in-talent NFC--even a 3-legged cocker spaniel gets to fuck the yipping poodle now and again.

And don't squak too much at this, Seagull fan--you got 4 free wins this year, and maybe even 6 freebies given your 'hey, let's kick the retarded kid hopped up on Krylon' division.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » December 14, 2005, 10:05 am

Lets not forget that the Seahawks have been running up the score against the shitty teams this year. This will bode very ill in the playoffs. Why the hell do you have Shawn Alexander in the game trying to punch in TD's when you are up on the 49'ers 31-3? Karma is a bitch.

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » December 14, 2005, 10:52 am

The Seachickens will choke again. Have no fear.

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » December 14, 2005, 11:26 am

Seahawks will be the Oilers of 2k!

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » December 14, 2005, 2:12 pm

the lions need to draft a good WR in the draft this year.

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » December 14, 2005, 2:15 pm

Bush goes to the loser of the Texans/9ers game

masteen · Post by **masteen** » December 14, 2005, 3:19 pm

The Lions needed an offensive line when Barry Sanders was there. They STILL need a fucking o-line. I swear to fucking God this isn't rocket science.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » December 14, 2005, 3:23 pm

The Lions were badass in Madden '94, despite Scott Mitchell.

Adelrune Argenti · Post by **Adelrune Argenti** » December 14, 2005, 3:52 pm

There was also this little gem about the Chargers.

I finally figured out what role Philip Rivers plays on this team now that Brees is the clear starter. Rivers gets to be the guy who jumps up and down and points emphatically after onside kicks. NEXT: at IND

I am so pissed about the Chargers right now. Fucking idiots. San Diego destroys themselves every year, no matter what the sport.

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » December 14, 2005, 4:38 pm

Zamtuk wrote:the lions need to draft a good WR in the draft this year.

Hur hur.