Vegas - strip clubs

valryte · Post by **valryte** » November 18, 2005, 5:54 am

Heading up to Vegas in January for a bachellor party. The last one I went to we did the big ass suite with some private girls. This time we are just going to drop the cash at a strip club. Anyways, I'm looking for one or two of the best strip clubs in Vegas. Basically where are the hottest stippers!

valryte · Post by **valryte** » November 20, 2005, 10:45 pm

anyone?

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » November 21, 2005, 12:57 am

Surpisingly Vegas isn't that great for strip clubs. Go the call girl route and rent a nice suite for the bachelor party. Better yet, gamble some (well a lot) and get a comped suite.

I recommend an Aladdin Panorama Suite overlooking the Bellagio Fountains and Paris Casino's mini Eiffel Tower.

I don't know what it goes for but it was nice!

Here's the layout (except there was another bedroom behind the 2nd bathroom where you see the empty space) You've got lots of room and a 2nd bathroom for the party. The curved wall by the jacuzzi tub slides open for a great view if the occasion arises. It takes the entire end of the Aladdin so you have a panorama view with ceiling to floor windows:

View from the outside:

View out the window...so nice! (ditch the vase and flowers!)

Unobstructed view:

Thess · Post by **Thess** » November 21, 2005, 1:44 am

Scores just opened up, it's supposidely great.

noel · Post by **noel** » November 21, 2005, 2:21 am

I've always heard about Olympic Gardens in Vegas. Never been.

That said, the best strip club in the country is the O'Farrel Theater in San Francisco. If you must go to a strip club, you must go to that one.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » November 21, 2005, 2:40 am

Is there going to be a 'Dead Hooker Meter'?

Q: How many dead hookers can you fit in your trunk?

A: 15. Only kill the small ones.

Seriously though, isn't there a place called Wild Cat or something out near Circus Circus? I heard that was a good one, albeit that was quite a few years ago.

Tyek · Post by **Tyek** » November 21, 2005, 3:03 am

There are several upscale ones in town, The OG that Noel mentioned is just ok. There real claim to fame is the guy dancers upstairs.

Here is a list of local clubs.
http://www.lapdance.com/nevada_ultimate ... _lists.cfm

This is probably a better list

http://www.tuscl.com/sc-ClubList.ASP?mo ... S%2E+Clubs

You can google up some reviews pretty easily too. Have fun.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » November 21, 2005, 5:22 am

haha, you have to pay money to see a girl naked.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » November 21, 2005, 9:59 am

or one could view it as he is paying money to see any girl but YOU naked

noel · Post by **noel** » November 21, 2005, 12:33 pm

kyoukan wrote:haha, you have to pay money to see a girl naked.

How dare you besmirch the time honored tradition of a group of guys going to a strip club for a bachelor party?

There's a huge difference between having to pay to see a girl naked and going to a strip club with a group of your friends.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » November 21, 2005, 12:53 pm

Dude, it doesn't matter how you state it, it still looks bad. Yes we have to pay to see a girl naked. However these girls are the girls that we could only ever see naked in such a place as they would not have anything to do with us normally. So let's rephrase it to say, "We pay to see Highly Attractive UnObtainable women naked". (and get our faces sandwiched between their beautifully sculpted fake titties all for the price of a $1.00)

masteen · Post by **masteen** » November 21, 2005, 2:31 pm

All reports I've gotten place Vegas strip clubs very low on the customer satisfaction ratings. Winnow is right, hire an escort (or five) and all your wildest dreams will come true.

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » November 21, 2005, 8:01 pm

Why does this sound like Very Bad Things: The Prologue (http://imdb.com/title/tt0124198/)

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » November 21, 2005, 9:37 pm

Bubba Grizz wrote:Dude, it doesn't matter how you state it, it still looks bad. Yes we have to pay to see a girl naked. However these girls are the girls that we could only ever see naked in such a place as they would not have anything to do with us normally. So let's rephrase it to say, "We pay to see Highly Attractive UnObtainable women naked". (and get our faces sandwiched between their beautifully sculpted fake titties all for the price of a $1.00)

how far down the food chain are you that strippers are unobtainable love goddesses?

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » November 21, 2005, 9:38 pm

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:or one could view it as he is paying money to see any girl but YOU naked

that doesn't even make sense. what a miserable comeback. I expect more even from you.

Tyek · Post by **Tyek** » November 21, 2005, 10:44 pm

If you are male, you pay to see girls naked. House Payments, dinner, car payments, kids soccer, girl scouts.

I pay a shitload to see a naked girl, but she has been worth most of it.

Sendarie · Post by **Sendarie** » November 21, 2005, 11:19 pm

Ok I've been there...a lot and taken out some of my young troops since strip clubs are the only place you can get in under 21 (no alcohol served in Vegas strip clubs BTW).

Are you looking for classy place where you are going to spend a but load of money on the most beautiful girls you've ever seen in your life? Or are you looking for the whole in the wall hidden joints (that are run by the whorehouse just outside of town) where you can pay almost as much but get anything your disgusting little brains can think of?

edit: And Bubba most of the good strip clubs dont even use $1.00 bills in Vegas anymore. Last time I was there I bought the "mandatory" Coke with a $20 and only got back brand new crisp $2 bills.

If you want strip clubs and party life on the cheap Panama City Florida is where you need to go.

Unless of course Pattaya Beach Thailand is an option. But that place will change your life. Pay $5 for your beer at the bar and some unbelieveingly hot Thai girls comes out and blows you under the bar while you drink your brew.

Tyek · Post by **Tyek** » November 21, 2005, 11:25 pm

no alcohol served in Vegas strip clubs BTW

You mean fully nude clubs, my AMEX card would disagree with you.. I spent a ton on alcohol, taking customers to Cheetahs, they seemed to like that place the best.