Ladies, please help our friend Zztheassassin.

noel · Post by **noel** » November 27, 2002, 2:57 pm

I realize there are maybe 20 women total on this board, but please respond to the poll, if you're female.

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » November 27, 2002, 2:59 pm

KilornCloudwalker · Post by **KilornCloudwalker** » November 27, 2002, 3:14 pm

Aran, you beat me to this poll... I'm curious to see the results and if they are as I would expect. We may need to get ZZ to Vegas at the FF and get him some professional assistance...that stuff still legal in NV?

Drasta · Post by **Drasta** » November 27, 2002, 3:19 pm

wonders where the ...do you enjoy giving oral sex poll is ....

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » November 27, 2002, 3:20 pm

Ya know I have only ever met one girl who did not like recieving oral sex...Kind put me off a bit since I so enjoy it...

ZZtheAssassin · Post by **ZZtheAssassin** » November 27, 2002, 3:30 pm

Sir I said I didnt like to recieve oral sex, I didnt say I didnt like to give it to the ladies.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » November 27, 2002, 3:32 pm

YOU DONT LIKE HEAD?

The fuck?

ZZtheAssassin · Post by **ZZtheAssassin** » November 27, 2002, 3:37 pm

We'll just say I've known some that gave decent and known others that didnt. It really has never been my for`te.

noel · Post by **noel** » November 27, 2002, 3:37 pm

Akaran_D wrote:YOU DONT LIKE HEAD?

The fuck?

Ok, I'm in no way trying to offend Zz here, so Zz my apoligies if you take it that way.

I am fairly certain I know what the problem is. Zz, how old are you man? I'm guessing your like 18-19. Here's the thing. A lot of younger girls SUCK at giving head. I'm not saying hook it up with a 50 year old divorcee, but I would say reserve judgement until you're a bit older. A girl that knows what she's doing can make you forget your own name.

ZZtheAssassin · Post by **ZZtheAssassin** » November 27, 2002, 3:38 pm

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » November 27, 2002, 3:39 pm

I dunno...might oughta hook it up with a 50 year old divorcee...

...Practice does make perfect...

Nick · Post by **Nick** » November 27, 2002, 3:39 pm

Zzthegimp, I feel for you man.

ZZtheAssassin · Post by **ZZtheAssassin** » November 27, 2002, 3:40 pm

noel · Post by **noel** » November 27, 2002, 3:40 pm

Arborealus wrote:I dunno...might oughta hook it up with a 50 year old divorcee......Practice does make perfect...

Kylie Minogue is 40.

Yeah Arbor, hooking it up with an older woman is a damn good way to learn a few tricks.

KilornCloudwalker · Post by **KilornCloudwalker** » November 27, 2002, 3:40 pm

Reno, Nevada... Bordello... I'll pitch in $5 to help the lad!

ZZtheAssassin · Post by **ZZtheAssassin** » November 27, 2002, 3:41 pm

Oh jesus, I just realized I got my first star.....

I'm fine dude, I don't need any help getting laid, but thanks for the offer.

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » November 27, 2002, 3:44 pm

I'm gonna have to agree with Zman here. I personaly could careless if some chick slobers all over my man muscle. Then again my first time getting head was on a Ride at Disney and when we hit a bump she bit me. So maybe that has put in a lil bit of selfdoubt of wanting it done again.

Yet clearly giving to women is sooooo much > than reciving. Besides I love to kiss, and the last thing I want to do is taste my own dick after she sucks me off. I know more women who love the taste of themselvs than guys who love the taste of dick.

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » November 27, 2002, 3:45 pm

Raistin [FoH] wrote:I'm gonna have to agree with Zman here. I personaly could careless if some chick slobers all over my man muscle. Then again my first time getting head was on a Ride at Disney and when we hit a bump she bit me. So maybe that has put in a lil bit of selfdoubt of wanting it done again.

Yet clearly giving to women is sooooo much > than reciving. Besides I love to kiss, and the last thing I want to do is taste my own dick after she sucks me off. I know more women who love the taste of themselvs than guys who love the taste of dick.

/em crosses legs

ZZtheAssassin · Post by **ZZtheAssassin** » November 27, 2002, 3:45 pm

Nothing tops the chicks with braces. Think razorblades on your eye then you have a good idea.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » November 27, 2002, 3:46 pm

Raistin [FoH] wrote:Then again my first time getting head was on a Ride at Disney and when we hit a bump she bit me.

Snow White gives some MEAN head =P

noel · Post by **noel** » November 27, 2002, 3:47 pm

ZZtheAssassin wrote:Nothing tops the chicks with braces. Think razorblades on your eye then you have a good idea.

Dude, I'm 28. I can GO TO JAIL for LOOKING at chicks with braces!

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » November 27, 2002, 3:47 pm

Ermmm Hayley voted 5 times!

ZZtheAssassin · Post by **ZZtheAssassin** » November 27, 2002, 3:47 pm

AniRask wrote:
Raistin [FoH] wrote:Then again my first time getting head was on a Ride at Disney and when we hit a bump she bit me.
Snow White gives some MEAN head =P

Haha

Yeah I know Aranuil, and so would I. I was just talking about when I was in highschool. First time I ever got head was in 9th grade and the chick had braces.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » November 27, 2002, 3:49 pm

OMG YOU PWNED ME ZZTHEASSIN!

I am so sorry ZZtheassassin, I did not at any time mean to offend you sir, if I have dishonoured your good name or caused you grief of any kind.

Hopefully you will find it in your heart of hearts to forgive me, I know we only know eachother on this board but I feel like I know you well and don't want to lose this friendship.

Maybe we could group sometime or something, that would be cool!!!11

Fucking reject, flame me properly or fuck off.

ZZtheAssassin · Post by **ZZtheAssassin** » November 27, 2002, 3:50 pm

Coatlicue [KoE] · Post by **Coatlicue [KoE]** » November 27, 2002, 3:51 pm

Oral sex = teh best, but only if you know how to do it right

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » November 27, 2002, 3:52 pm

Seriously though there's nothing in the world better than having the woman you're with squirm and/or hearing her moan as you're going down on her.

noel · Post by **noel** » November 27, 2002, 3:52 pm

*impersonates Chef*

Children! Children! Calm down! This is a thread about the greatest give of all... the gift of head. Here, have a taco!

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » November 27, 2002, 3:54 pm

erm Kylie 40?
she's barely 34

KilornCloudwalker · Post by **KilornCloudwalker** » November 27, 2002, 3:56 pm

First head I ever got was in 10th grade, ZZ and she had braces too...oddly, I grew up enjoying a bit of pain with pleasure

Baglaz · Post by **Baglaz** » November 27, 2002, 3:59 pm

You need to find a chick with a tongue ring dude, every girl that I've gotten head from that has a tongue ring does it 50 times better than a girl without one.

Rais, that..........jesus, I dont even know what to say, must have been some serious pain.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » November 27, 2002, 4:02 pm

Son, what this boils down to is that you are a guy who doesn't like head.

Playing EQ has absolutely nothing to do with it. However, feel free to get into a pissing contest with me on that one if you wish, I will win.

Go back to the herd you androginous moron.

Edit: Im truely hurt by your decision to not accept my apology. What a loss to me this is indeed!

KilornCloudwalker · Post by **KilornCloudwalker** » November 27, 2002, 4:02 pm

ZZtheAssassin wrote:Oh jesus, I just realized I got my first star.....

I'm fine dude, I don't need any help getting laid, but thanks for the offer.

I hate to do this..but, isn't premarital sex against your religion, though?

iandaina · Post by **iandaina** » November 27, 2002, 4:03 pm

I never thought I'd live to see the day when a man says he doesn't like to get head....

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » November 27, 2002, 4:05 pm

You can always teach me how to enjoy it Inadaina

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » November 27, 2002, 4:09 pm

HAHA!! I only voted once because I just assumed there would be a limit per poster.

I would guess that the women that posted that they don't like oral sex are probably the type that are not comfortable in their own skin. I used to be a little self conscious as well during my younger years about a guy going "down there" but now I say...your face sure would make a lovely chair.

At any rate, I honestly learned how to give head by watching pornos. I got significantly better the more porn that I watched instead of blindly guessing what a guy liked. The results have proven so too!

Munt · Post by **Munt** » November 27, 2002, 4:11 pm

Teenybloke wrote:Son, what this boils down to is that you are a guy who doesn't like head.
...
Go back to the herd you androginous moron.

tehehe

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » November 27, 2002, 4:19 pm

Hayley wrote:HAHA!! I only voted once because I just assumed there would be a limit per poster. I would guess that the women that posted that they don't like oral sex are probably the type that are not comfortable in their own skin.

You mean woman... there is only 1 "no" vote in the poll.

ZZtheAssassin · Post by **ZZtheAssassin** » November 27, 2002, 4:24 pm

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » November 27, 2002, 4:26 pm

I voted yes because I have nothing against it, but I'm pretty indifferent to it. I like giving it, but as far as getting it I'd rather skip the foreplay and go right for the brass ring.

ZZtheAssassin · Post by **ZZtheAssassin** » November 27, 2002, 4:28 pm

kyoukan type-R wrote:I voted yes because I have nothing against it, but I'm pretty indifferent to it. I like giving it, but as far as getting it I'd rather skip the foreplay and go right for the brass ring.

I couldn't agree more.

noel · Post by **noel** » November 27, 2002, 4:29 pm

Do not bring the hate on a thread about getting head.

Munt · Post by **Munt** » November 27, 2002, 4:32 pm

See this is the problem, this guy has never had good head and now he's off accusing other dudes of sucking cock.

A sad state of affairs. TT

[edit] Well you did ... now it seems that you havent said this

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Nick · Post by **Nick** » November 27, 2002, 4:35 pm

I don't give a shit if you like head. I don't need to care about something to laugh at it.

Enjoy your monkish lifestyle, live every minute to the fullest, remember? At least you will be going to heaven!

Cotto · Post by **Cotto** » November 27, 2002, 4:35 pm

Oral sex and EQ only have ONE connection...

receiving it while playing the game. Tis good!

Make oral not h8!

ZZtheAssassin · Post by **ZZtheAssassin** » November 27, 2002, 4:35 pm

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » November 27, 2002, 4:39 pm

How can you not like it? The good clearly out weighs the bad in this situation. Though there are exceptions to every rule i guess.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » November 27, 2002, 4:41 pm

You're fucking useless.....you know that, right?

ZZtheAssassin · Post by **ZZtheAssassin** » November 27, 2002, 4:43 pm

Teeny can go fuck himself, that is all thx.

Munt · Post by **Munt** » November 27, 2002, 4:43 pm

You took it a bit thick.

Dry your eyes =D

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