Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday Pilsburry!
in his best Pilsbury voice:
Well, my friends had a surprise birthday party for me which was kinda a disappointment. I had met this stewardess at the local bar and she was buying me drinks and I was taking her back to my place. She was sooo into me.
She was all over me in the car and wanted to know if I would mind if her roommate could come over to my place as well and get some three-way action. I'm so bored with that and said 'no, I'm just in the mood for one'. You know, it just gets boring being with two chicks all the time. Once the word gets out that you are good in bed and stuff, they are in to you. You know?
Anyway, this chick blows me twice on the way to my house (takes a while to get there since its a gated community) and she is all over me. She's like all over me and stuff.
So I do the APEX Security Code to my house and open the door and hear ''Surprise, Surpsise' .. its full of people for my surprise party. thats kinda cool. They hired 311 to play in my privacy fenced backyard and had some friends of mine from Europe come in. I have friends everywhere. People are just in to me.
There must have been 600 people in my house with bartenders and drink girls dressed like french maids. They were all over me.
So they sit me down and roll out a huge cake. They start singing and I swear to God Erika Elaniak jumps out of the cake like in the Stephen Segal movie. Awesome. Even though I just came twice I was ready to go again and I could tell Erika was in to me.
She came over and we started talking and she was telling me how I looked like Scott Baio and if she could see my room. She was like all over me. She drug me upstairs .. how embarrassing.
We went upstairs and had sex nine times. It was okay, She was like all into me and stuff. She keeps calling me now and I'm like 'Listen, I can't respect anyone that would sleep with me on the first date.' Jesus, women are slutty with me.. its just wierd, you know. I think she was crying.
Anyway, thanks for wishing me a happy birthday. I know you all are into me and stuff.
Pilsbury.
Well, my friends had a surprise birthday party for me which was kinda a disappointment. I had met this stewardess at the local bar and she was buying me drinks and I was taking her back to my place. She was sooo into me.
She was all over me in the car and wanted to know if I would mind if her roommate could come over to my place as well and get some three-way action. I'm so bored with that and said 'no, I'm just in the mood for one'. You know, it just gets boring being with two chicks all the time. Once the word gets out that you are good in bed and stuff, they are in to you. You know?
Anyway, this chick blows me twice on the way to my house (takes a while to get there since its a gated community) and she is all over me. She's like all over me and stuff.
So I do the APEX Security Code to my house and open the door and hear ''Surprise, Surpsise' .. its full of people for my surprise party. thats kinda cool. They hired 311 to play in my privacy fenced backyard and had some friends of mine from Europe come in. I have friends everywhere. People are just in to me.
There must have been 600 people in my house with bartenders and drink girls dressed like french maids. They were all over me.
So they sit me down and roll out a huge cake. They start singing and I swear to God Erika Elaniak jumps out of the cake like in the Stephen Segal movie. Awesome. Even though I just came twice I was ready to go again and I could tell Erika was in to me.
She came over and we started talking and she was telling me how I looked like Scott Baio and if she could see my room. She was like all over me. She drug me upstairs .. how embarrassing.
We went upstairs and had sex nine times. It was okay, She was like all into me and stuff. She keeps calling me now and I'm like 'Listen, I can't respect anyone that would sleep with me on the first date.' Jesus, women are slutty with me.. its just wierd, you know. I think she was crying.
Anyway, thanks for wishing me a happy birthday. I know you all are into me and stuff.
Pilsbury.
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HAHAHAHA Seebs, that owned.
I was thinking more along the lines of something like this:
"You'd think a guy could get a courtesy lap dance or at least handjob because it's his birthday, but maybe my boner walking into the Wal-Mart just killed the mood for all the ladies. I just went there to buy Viagra and Rogaine."
I was thinking more along the lines of something like this:
"You'd think a guy could get a courtesy lap dance or at least handjob because it's his birthday, but maybe my boner walking into the Wal-Mart just killed the mood for all the ladies. I just went there to buy Viagra and Rogaine."
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