When I was younger, I used to think that the world was doing it to me and that the world owes me some thing…When you're a teeny bopper, that's what you think. I'm 40 now, I don't think that anymore, because I found out it doesn't f--king work. One has to go through that. For the people who even bother to go through that, most assholes just accept what it is anyway and get on with it." - John Lennon
I totally laughed out loud at all of the ones I posted. My favorite has to be "Mr. Bat Sings," it has that understated insanity that only disturbing, skeevy clowns can bring to the table.