For the ladies *droooool*

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » November 18, 2002, 6:15 pm

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilm/product/film ... nline&cch=

Clicky the big PLAY button on The Magical Piano. HOHOHO!

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » November 18, 2002, 6:17 pm

You forgot to mention that this is prolly NWS.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » November 18, 2002, 6:46 pm

WOOOOO Baby!

Can I schedule him to play at my next bday party?

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » November 18, 2002, 7:18 pm

I don't take Discover or American Express sorry!

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » November 18, 2002, 7:43 pm

You'll put your eye out!

Drolgin Steingrinder · November 18, 2002, 7:45 pm

Damnit Hayley, that was for you personally! I can't handle all the tells...

noel · Post by **noel** » November 18, 2002, 8:37 pm

"This water sure is cold."

"Yeah, and it's deep too!"

emmer · Post by **emmer** » November 18, 2002, 10:33 pm

does that guy... get PAID to do that??

I'm gonna kill my guidance counselor

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » November 18, 2002, 11:12 pm

Ulvian · Post by **Ulvian** » November 18, 2002, 11:35 pm

Hmmm...I need to get me a Digital Camera...and send some pics of Me and Nuggun at the Club ><

Seeing as not enough old ladies IRL whip out Crucifixes at my approach, I figure I might as well make some EQ ppl do dat =D

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » November 18, 2002, 11:44 pm

Hmmm...I need to get me a Digital Camera...and send some pics of Me and Nuggun at the Club

...

Biggest Schlong of Veeshan Contest

Applicants can send pictures or videos to Hayley, Sylvos, or myself. Must be 18 or older to participate. Residents of Alabama, Sweden, and whatever state Kylere lives in, need not apply. Winner will receive respect and awe of many Veeshan females, which may include hot sexor. Gender verification not guaranteed. Offer expires 12-31-02.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » November 18, 2002, 11:52 pm

i win

Ulvian · Post by **Ulvian** » November 18, 2002, 11:59 pm

Hmmm...5 inches...off da ground, and No, my kneecaps arent up my ass either =P

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » November 19, 2002, 12:27 pm

on a side note anyone looked at that bjork video? WTF!

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » November 19, 2002, 12:34 pm

LOL sorry Drolly, I couldn't resist.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » November 19, 2002, 2:06 pm

Applicants can send pictures or videos to Hayley, Sylvos, or myself.

wtf :/

I dig the idea though - perhaps the finalists could perform in a talent show

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » November 19, 2002, 2:56 pm

I'm told I'm rather talented with my tounge.. pity I can't post a picture of that.

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » November 19, 2002, 3:22 pm

Make an mpeg! ^^

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » November 19, 2002, 3:25 pm

...or come to the next Fan Faire and we'll see how good you really are.

Hayley would love to judge

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » November 19, 2002, 3:35 pm

curse my engagement~

It's one of my favorite hobbies, too. =p

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » November 19, 2002, 3:55 pm

wtf why do applicants send shit to me
I am a contestant

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » November 19, 2002, 4:03 pm

Why me?! Well hell, what girl with good, normal hormonal balance wouldn't want to sit on a guy's face??

Toodles!

noel · Post by **noel** » November 19, 2002, 4:06 pm

Who do we send pics to again?

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » November 19, 2002, 4:09 pm

Pics plz.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » November 19, 2002, 4:49 pm

Big is overrated. Too big is just stupid.

Unless you have some pathetic sized piece of crap one (in which case never pull it out around women you pathetic excuse for a man) then it's all good.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » November 19, 2002, 4:56 pm

kyoukan type-R wrote:Big is overrated. Too big is just stupid.

Unless you have some pathetic sized piece of crap one (in which case never pull it out around women you pathetic excuse for a man) then it's all good.

No it's never "all good" - You must have the MAD SKILLS and know how to use it.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » November 19, 2002, 4:59 pm

Lalanae will not let my state apply since she knows from experience that Kilmoll and I live in the same state, and after that night we spent tag teaming her, we would win automatically.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » November 19, 2002, 5:00 pm

In all honesty, a big dick doesn't mean good lover.

But with that said, a wider-than-average cock DOES feel better inside and can make intercourse more enjoyable for a lady.

Length is worthless, painful in fact. Somthing poking against my cervix hurts like hell.

noel · Post by **noel** » November 19, 2002, 5:01 pm

Girth > Length

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » November 19, 2002, 5:03 pm

Massive of girth!!

Need I say more? tehee

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » November 19, 2002, 5:10 pm

You know, if this board builds any more direct sexual content and underthemes, it will be as bad as Smallville.

I think Superman is a Ranger BTW, because he is def gay for Lex.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » November 19, 2002, 5:24 pm

man i must really be sick, i can think about sex and not get horny.

i should go home.

Post by **TheMachine** » November 19, 2002, 5:32 pm

Why me?! Well hell, what girl with good, normal hormonal balance wouldn't want to sit on a guy's face??

That's so beautiful, it makes me want to cry.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » November 19, 2002, 5:53 pm

man....I have been banned from entering this contest! Even if I didn't win, I would have at least taken home prizes! (by prizes, I in no way mean that Sylvos would get to touch me)

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » November 19, 2002, 6:05 pm

/em practices his tongue juggling

Now this is my kinda contest...

Did I mention that I like Pie!

KilornCloudwalker · Post by **KilornCloudwalker** » November 19, 2002, 6:08 pm

Hayley wrote:

Why me?! Well hell, what girl with good, normal hormonal balance wouldn't want to sit on a guy's face??

Toodles!

I knew there was a reason I liked you, Hayley... mpeg or not!

Gotta respect a girl who knows what she wants out of life...

noel · Post by **noel** » November 19, 2002, 6:09 pm

Arborealus wrote:/em practices his tongue juggling

Now this is my kinda contest...

Did I mention that I like Pie!

Tongue juggling is for amateurs. Real men use their tongues for the all over body massage.

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » November 19, 2002, 6:15 pm

Aranuil wrote:
Arborealus wrote:/em practices his tongue juggling

Now this is my kinda contest...

Did I mention that I like Pie!
Tongue juggling is for amateurs. Real men use their tongues for the all over body massage.

Thanks offer bro but I'll stick with the ladies...

Oh Hayley, Sirensa, Lalanae!!!

noel · Post by **noel** » November 19, 2002, 6:25 pm

Arborealus wrote:Thanks offer bro but I'll stick with the ladies...

Oh Hayley, Sirensa, Lalanae!!!

ROFL, you bastard!

Dustie · Post by **Dustie** » November 19, 2002, 8:16 pm

Hehe I have a pocket full of ten's!

Dustie

noel · Post by **noel** » November 19, 2002, 8:27 pm

JACKASS!

Ulvian · Post by **Ulvian** » November 20, 2002, 12:23 am

Lenght, Width, Circumference all matter little compared to good tongue skillz, and foreplay though, or so I am told.

As for width...yea jus don't be 6 inches wide,8 inches long, and half an inch tall...Square penis.

emmer · Post by **emmer** » November 20, 2002, 1:36 am

Girth > Length

too much info aranuil but thanks!

noel · Post by **noel** » November 20, 2002, 3:03 am

emmer wrote:
Girth > Length
too much info aranuil but thanks!

If you've got it... flaunt it.

emmer · Post by **emmer** » November 20, 2002, 3:38 am

yeah that's exactly what I meant too

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » November 20, 2002, 3:41 am

No it's never "all good" - You must have the MAD SKILLS and know how to use it.

I can do that.

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » November 20, 2002, 1:39 pm

ROFL!

I, for once, am at a loss for words.

Got tongue?

lol

VeeshanVault

For the ladies droooool

For the ladies droooool