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Post by Sargeras »

No, not Shaerra.

Audio Clip of a 911 call

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OH NOES! PROTECT ME FROM TEH HARMFUL CHEESBURGER!
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omg it was like telling a kid no 4 million times

that lady is either stuck up or just plain retarded, did she say she just picked her kids up for africa or something
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Manager: Sorry, would you like your money back

Funkmaster: cough,cough, snort, hork... "There is your money back mother fucker, I want my burger."

Manager: wiping off face, just a second I will get your burger.

Manager: Hello, officer I have just been assaulted by a psycho with bad breath. He spit on me over a burger.

Officer: Heh, must be funkmaster the mad spitter of Minnesota, we will be right there.

Funkmaster: Yo, where is my fucking Western burger <<waves his plastic pistol menacingly in the air>>

Manager: Your order will be ready shortly, please park at front and we will bring it to you.

Funk: Fuck that <<cough cough splutter snort hork>> hows that for waiting out front.

Manager wipes off face: Sir you must refrain from spitting at me.

Funk: Oh now you don't like my spit, come on then swing at me bitch so I can bust a cap in your ass.

Manager: Crushes Funks nose into his brain

Funk falls unconscious to the sidewalk, manager spits on funk and waits for the cops to arrive.
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Haha, that was funny :lol:
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hahaha Atokal that was pretty funny
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OMG, for some reason I think that 911 operator is hot....

and Atokal... did you move out of the real world recently?... cause even your insults are stopping making sense..
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Ransure wrote:OMG, for some reason I think that 911 operator is hot....

and Atokal... did you move out of the real world recently?... cause even your insults are stopping making sense..
On the contrary, Atokal's insult was rather funny.

See - http://www.veeshanvault.org/forums/view ... hp?t=13914
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ahh, I missed the cross post reference...

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RAWR!

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Operator: Ma'am, you want us to send a deputy over to protect you from the hamburger?

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haha atokal made a funny
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Post by Lohrno »

sweetkastings wrote:omg it was like telling a kid no 4 million times

that lady is either stuck up or just plain retarded, did she say she just picked her kids up for africa or something
Picked them up from Tae Kwon Do she said...


But yeah that's pretty funny..police!
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Lohrno wrote:Picked them up from Tae Kwon Do she said...

ahh alright, sounded foreign, didnt have time to listen to it again
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Post by Lohrno »

BTW...Maybe she's not totally retarded, but well you know...maybe she's uhm getting a visit from her friend who comes every month if you know what I mean...
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