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- Bubba Grizz
- Super Poster!

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- Location: Green Bay, Wisconsin
- KilornCloudwalker
- Almost 1337

- Posts: 600
- Joined: July 3, 2002, 2:32 pm
- Location: Louisiana
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- Ulvian
- Gets Around

- Posts: 117
- Joined: August 29, 2002, 1:43 am
- Location: "Gotham City", New Haven, CT, Coffin.
Nothing like hard proof, backed by evidence.
The case is cut clear.
The case is cut clear.
-The shortest way to someone's heart is trough a boot in their ass.
-I am the prodigal who will not succumb.
-Im in the mood for something strong, Im in a mood for total war.
-Break the glass with my fist and watch the blood drip onto the floor.
-I am the prodigal who will not succumb.
-Im in the mood for something strong, Im in a mood for total war.
-Break the glass with my fist and watch the blood drip onto the floor.
- Drolgin Steingrinder
- Way too much time!

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- Joined: July 3, 2002, 5:28 pm
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- PSN ID: Drolgin
- Location: Århus, Denmark
A tip for you all: Don't sneeze. I have a slight cold these days, and when I started doing my bi-daily trimming of the stubble in my crotch this morning, it hit me. With no warning whatsoever, one of those sneezes that feel like a small nuclear explosion took place in your sinuses. This time it was accompanied by a weird sensation down below.
Even with all the safety shit and Electraglide Dryta JX300+ mk2 Victory Mach3 super PLUS or whatever the hell they call razorblades these days, moving the razor in a horizontal fashion hurts like hell. I wonder if I will sport a scar on my dick in the future ...
Even with all the safety shit and Electraglide Dryta JX300+ mk2 Victory Mach3 super PLUS or whatever the hell they call razorblades these days, moving the razor in a horizontal fashion hurts like hell. I wonder if I will sport a scar on my dick in the future ...
IT'S HARD TO PUT YOUR FINGER ON IT; SOMETHING IS WRONG
I'M LIKE THE UNCLE WHO HUGGED YOU A LITTLE TOO LONG
I'M LIKE THE UNCLE WHO HUGGED YOU A LITTLE TOO LONG