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Post by Voronwë »

that is this week's honorary forum name :P
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I like it. It has a certain, Tang to it.
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Post by KilornCloudwalker »

I'd say this name hits the spot and makes it much easier to see the point...
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Post by Ulvian »

Nothing like hard proof, backed by evidence.

The case is cut clear.
-The shortest way to someone's heart is trough a boot in their ass.
-I am the prodigal who will not succumb.
-Im in the mood for something strong, Im in a mood for total war.
-Break the glass with my fist and watch the blood drip onto the floor.
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Post by Cotto »

Some of us have to work, stop making me laugh :D
It could be that the only purpose for your every existence, is to serve as a warning to others.
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Post by Drolgin Steingrinder »

A tip for you all: Don't sneeze. I have a slight cold these days, and when I started doing my bi-daily trimming of the stubble in my crotch this morning, it hit me. With no warning whatsoever, one of those sneezes that feel like a small nuclear explosion took place in your sinuses. This time it was accompanied by a weird sensation down below.

Even with all the safety shit and Electraglide Dryta JX300+ mk2 Victory Mach3 super PLUS or whatever the hell they call razorblades these days, moving the razor in a horizontal fashion hurts like hell. I wonder if I will sport a scar on my dick in the future ...
IT'S HARD TO PUT YOUR FINGER ON IT; SOMETHING IS WRONG
I'M LIKE THE UNCLE WHO HUGGED YOU A LITTLE TOO LONG
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Post by Cotto »

Surely if you shave it just makes it worse when it grows back?
Kinda the main reason i dont
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