what the fuck mj

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » November 14, 2002, 7:40 am

I'm sorta aroused.

Aruman · Post by **Aruman** » November 14, 2002, 8:26 am

/shudder

This photo retouched? That's creepy as hell.

Looks like his face is decomposing.

Drolgin Steingrinder · November 14, 2002, 9:43 am

Ladies and Gentlemen, the missing link has been found.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » November 14, 2002, 10:35 am

Maybe he's been using too many of these...

Stinky popsicles

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » November 14, 2002, 11:01 am

On the other hand, he'd make a GREAT extra for the next Planet of the Apes movie.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » November 14, 2002, 11:02 am

He is looking a bit simian isn't he.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » November 14, 2002, 12:51 pm

i think the pic is real.

they just put one up that was very similar on that thare TV.

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » November 14, 2002, 12:54 pm

That looks like a big ass bandaid draped across his nose then makeup applied on top of it.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » November 14, 2002, 12:56 pm

Damn, he's come a long ways. He used to be so ugly.

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » November 14, 2002, 1:03 pm

he once said he wanted to be like Diana Ross
no fucking way he will ever reach his goal now, he should sue his surgeon

he reminds me of movie Death Becomes Her

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » November 14, 2002, 1:28 pm

Too much plastic surgery is just bad, mmkay??

Lor · Post by **Lor** » November 14, 2002, 1:37 pm

EEEKKKKKKKKKKK !!! <----little girl scream

OMFG that is horrible! I heard about this pic on the Howard Stern show this morning but didn't think it could be as bad as was reported, Holy Shit, it is.

Fredonia Coldheart · November 14, 2002, 2:03 pm

That explains why he wears the mask everywhere he goes ...

Millie · Post by **Millie** » November 14, 2002, 2:27 pm

It's as if his nose is tired of the pain and torture of all the plastic surgery. It's trying to get away from his face.

Karae · Post by **Karae** » November 14, 2002, 2:43 pm

Interesting story. At one point, he had decided he didn't want facial hair, so he had it all permanently removed. Recently, he decided he wanted facial hair again, so he had it grafted onto his face...from his ass. That's right, Michael Jackson is a TRUE assface.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » November 14, 2002, 2:47 pm

He was pretty dark skinned as a kid too, could be chemical burns or a reaction whatever he's used to change his skin color.

*Edit - Those are butt hairs? Ewwww!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » November 14, 2002, 2:51 pm

I think if you put a picture of MJ before his plastic surguries and a picture him now into one of those morphing programs it would crash as the morph is too much to process.

Baglaz · Post by **Baglaz** » November 14, 2002, 4:23 pm

What freaks me out more than his nose are his big ass eyes, they look like they are gonna pop right out of his head......and he needs to have that shit removed from his face, he looks like a monkey with that garbage grafted in there.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » November 14, 2002, 4:32 pm

I have a bit of a chub.....

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » November 14, 2002, 4:48 pm

You know, it is amazing.

Robin Williams once said that cocaine was gods way of saying you have too much money. Maybe this is gods way of saying "You have too much money, leave little boys alone, and please do not release another album"