Marriage advice from kids

[Dregor Thule]

As answered by elementary school students)

How Do You Decide Who To Marry?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
who you're stuck with.
- Kirsten, age 10

What is the Right Age To Get Married?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6

How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8

What Do Your Think Your Mom and Dad Have In Common?

Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8

What Do Most People Do On A Date?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10

What Would You Do On A First Date That Was Turning Sour?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
- Craig, age 9

When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?

When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them & have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8

Is It Better To Be Single or Married?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9

How Would The World Be Different If People Didn't Get Married?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8

How Would You Make a Marriage Work?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10

[Funkmasterr]

Got a little bit of a chuckle out of this

One disturbing thing though- I think we may have Anna Nicole Smith's predecessor on our hands here

When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?

When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7

[Bubba Grizz]

"Keep the chips and dip coming"

Love that.

[Homercles]

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.

Classic

[Tegellan]

The truck comment had me laughing out loud at work too, classic!

[Niffoni]

Where was this study done? Those kids were using some awfully big words for americans.

Seriously though, I don't think when I was 6 I was saying things like "based on whether or not".

[Chidoro]

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.

Classic

Ditto.

So wise beyond his years

[Lalanae]

Hehe that's cute. Sent it along to some coworkers

[Siji]

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What Do Your Think Your Mom and Dad Have In Common?  
  
 Both don't want any more kids.  
 - Lori, age 8

Priceless.

[Truant]

What Would You Do On A First Date That Was Turning Sour?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
- Craig, age 9

I can't believe I never thought of that. It's brilliant.

[Kindo]

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to knoweach other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8

She's in for such a rude awakening

[Thess]

I think Freddie age 6 has it right - you have to be a fool to want to get married!

[Keverian FireCry]

Sorry, kids aren't that witty...funny anyhow.