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I normally troll the College football message boards. They tend to be odd sometimes, but jesus this made me laugh.


http://forums.espn.go.com/espn/thread?f ... ID=5120917
Well I dont have a picture but shes 17,has brown hair,I think C sized breasts,and a big ole booty.Im 16 and I always thought she was hot and that I would bang her if she wasnt my cousin.She kinda flirts with me sometimes and I was at her house playing football with her 13 year old brothers who are twins.She came down to where we were playing and was wearing tight pants and a low cut shirt with no bra.She was the center with one of her brothers on her team.

She would bend over low enough so that you could see down her shirt and she would look up at me as she was bent over and smile at me(she knew I was looking).Well she went out for a pass and caught it(suprisingly) and had the ball tucked right beside her right breast.I grabbed at the ball and she turned a little so that I grabbed her breast.I tackled her and her pants kinda got pulled down a little and I saw about a inch and a half of her butt crack.She smiled at me again.We kept playing until her mom came and picked up the twins and had to take them to the dentist.So it was just me and her at her house.

She sat down beside me while I was watching TV and said"Do you think I'm hot?" I replied with "yeah"/So she leaned in to kiss me and I didnt lean in nor did I back away.And then we kept on until she was butt naked and we banged for about an hour and a half.And the strangest part is that she has a boyfriend!!I AM SO CONFUSED!!
Can somebody tell me what they think and what they would have done if they were in my shoes.....PLEASE!!
Although Im sure this story would be just like some of the odd balls on this board too.
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And probably just bullshit.
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Post by Zaelath »

Sometimes your cousin can be a crazed slut.

Cousins often experience strong attraction to one another, which is pretty reasonable when you think about the genetics and sociology involved.

However, no 16 year old boy bangs anything for an hour and a half. :twisted:
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My cousin is hot, if I had the chance, I'd hit it.
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Post by BeatSoggybiscuit »

never seen someone use THAT gimmick before :roll:

though i'm sure at some point it was a true story, and that it was quite fucked up at that point.




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Post by Cotto »

My step sister is a teen model (or was, cant remember) I would have hit it!

Bear in mind my dad remarried when I was 18, she was 17.
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Post by Kindo »

Zaelath wrote:However, no 16 year old boy bangs anything for an hour and a half. :twisted:
True! And anyhow, being the bangee for 90 minutes wouldn't be all that fun :razz:
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spank!
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Its not like they were married.
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