Hilarious!

Xatrei · Post by **Xatrei** » December 28, 2004, 4:39 pm

Kids playtest and comment on classic console (Atari VCS, NES, etc.) and arcade games.

http://www.1up.com/do/feature?pager.off ... Id=3137498

Referring to Adventure for the VCS:

EGM: Would you want your parents to buy this for you?

Everyone: No!

Bobby: If it was 25 cents and came out of a gumball machine, yeah, I'd buy it.

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » December 28, 2004, 5:14 pm

haha thats awesome - gona have to read that when i get home

Bojangels · Post by **Bojangels** » December 28, 2004, 5:21 pm

Lol I like this one

Parker: Wait. What do Nazi's have to do with it?

Bobby: Because Zangief is a Nazi.

EGM: He's Russian. Not German.

Garret: He's a communist.

Bobby: Then why is Zangief's place a Nazi place?

EGM: It's not.

Bobby: Yes it is-it had a Nazi sign on the cement.

Parker: It couldn't have been. They wouldn't have let that in videogames.

Bobby: Whatever.

Tyek · Post by **Tyek** » December 28, 2004, 6:53 pm

Bobby talks serious smack for a 10 year old

Garret: Maybe Mr. T is Nintendo's marketing director. Mike Tyson was all like, "I'm gonna eat your dogs, I'm gonna eat your kids."

Rachel: I'm not really one who likes eating people.

Bobby: I'm gonna eat your momma.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » December 28, 2004, 8:23 pm

lol

Bobby: I've played this on my cell phone.

EGM: [Pointing to the humans on the ground] What do those characters look like?

Parker: They look like those little characters in the Game of Life, the little people you have to stick in your car.

EGM: Before this came out in compilations, we used to put quarters in arcade machines.

Parker: You wasted quarters in this?

EGM: Yeah.

Parker: That's so sad.

Kaldaur · Post by **Kaldaur** » December 28, 2004, 9:02 pm

Someone invite these kids to join us on VV, they have promise.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » December 29, 2004, 1:17 am

haha

the first article is linked there too. Really brought back the frustrations of playing E.T. on my Atari

Mplor · Post by **Mplor** » December 29, 2004, 2:38 am

Those kids are hilarious. I remember all the 10 year-olds I knew as complete morons - including me!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » December 29, 2004, 5:31 am

Dillon: I'm just pressing random buttons here....

I still do that on most new games!

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » December 29, 2004, 10:40 am

EGM: What are you going to say when your kids say Wind Waker looks boring?

Parker: Get out of my house. You're out of my will.

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » December 29, 2004, 11:08 am

hahaha

Rachel: This looks like a game out of Willy Wonka or something.

Bobby: It's like, "I'm Willy Wonka. I've created a new Star Wars."

EGM: Are they scary?

Anthony: No. It feels like they're trying to give me flowers.

Dillon: But flowers that you're allergic to, so you're trying to blow them up.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » December 29, 2004, 1:56 pm

What kind of 11 year old says 'faux cars'?!

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » December 29, 2004, 2:05 pm

Haha, thanks for pointing out there was a link to the oirignal.

EGM: Yeah, we use them to end our articles. They do kinda look like they're from Space Invaders, don't they?

Tim: They're going to sue you.

Kirk: I'm sure everyone who made this game is dead by now.