Great pick-up lines site

[Brotha]

http://www.linesthataregood.com/

Some great ones here! Some of my favorites:

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Go up to a girl in the bar and say, "Hey baby you mind if I chill with you till its safe back where I farted?"

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

What time do you get off? Can I watch?

[Toshira]

Those are some great lines. Really clever. I bet they all work.

Nice quote in your sig there, sir! Very appropriate coming from a fatass junkie.

[Bubba Grizz]

"I have 2 surprises in my diaper for you. One is soft and squishy and the other is a doodie." -- Baby Stewie