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Brittney · Post by **Brittney** » November 29, 2004, 9:49 am

Ah fuck it I'm prolly goin to hell anyway.

http://www.sara-sings.com

http://www.sara-sings.com/movies/woodlands.wmv

I'm speachless...

and so is she!

Morgrym · Post by **Morgrym** » November 29, 2004, 11:10 am

Hmm do I laugh or cry?

I did hear that she got the role as the next Diva in The Sixth Element

Looking forward to seeing her on the next American Idol.

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » November 29, 2004, 11:33 am

This definitely brings a tear to my eye...from laughter, fuck that is ridiculous!

Moonwynd · Post by **Moonwynd** » November 29, 2004, 11:55 am

Brittney wrote:Ah fuck it I'm prolly goin to hell anyway.

http://www.sara-sings.com

http://www.sara-sings.com/movies/woodlands.wmv

I'm speachless...

and so is she!

1. She most likely sings better than you do.
2. She has heart and soul and is obviously full of love and compassion...all of which you seemingly lack
3. People like Sara should be praised for overcoming their physical limitations.
4. After reading her words I am 100% certain that she can spell "speechless" correctly...and you cannot.

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » November 29, 2004, 2:17 pm

Moonwynd wrote: 1. She most likely sings better than you do.
2. She has heart and soul and is obviously full of love and compassion...all of which you seemingly lack
3. People like Sara should be praised for overcoming their physical limitations.
4. After reading her words I am 100% certain that she can spell "speechless" correctly...and you cannot.

While I agree w/ the sentiment that prompted you to post that... she has no more business singing in public than say.. Ashlee Simpson.

CP is about the second scariest thing I can imagine.. just after alzheimers.

Moonwynd · Post by **Moonwynd** » November 29, 2004, 4:00 pm

Zaelath wrote:
Moonwynd wrote: 1. She most likely sings better than you do.
2. She has heart and soul and is obviously full of love and compassion...all of which you seemingly lack
3. People like Sara should be praised for overcoming their physical limitations.
4. After reading her words I am 100% certain that she can spell "speechless" correctly...and you cannot.
While I agree w/ the sentiment that prompted you to post that... she has no more business singing in public than say.. Ashlee Simpson.

CP is about the second scariest thing I can imagine.. just after alzheimers.

While I agree that Ashlee Simpson has no business singing in public...her 15 minutes were up long ago...why do you feel that this person has no business singing in public? Some people find her inspirational. But then again, it is all a matter of opinion. Any my original post wasn't meant to debate opinions but merely to point out that whether you think this inspirational or not, it is not something to really make fun of and laugh at....

Oh yeah, that's right...this is VV...nevermind.

Kryshade · Post by **Kryshade** » November 29, 2004, 4:03 pm

I worked with hundreds of children with CP over the course of a year and a half. I can tell you that this is a horrible disease. The thing that gets me, and a lot of you don't understand is that there are actually PEOPLE inside there. They have emotions, hopes, humor etc. Try for once to see past the physical ailment and understand that their brains work just like yours do. I'm a pretty easy going guy, and I do my best to laugh at "bad" or "crude" jokes, but finding even a hint of amusement through someone else's living torture is pretty fucked up.

Bren · Post by **Bren** » November 29, 2004, 4:41 pm

Not cool.

Foler · Post by **Foler** » November 29, 2004, 5:52 pm

Yeah I'll have to agree, thats pretty fucked up if you find humor over that. Obviously she cannot help her physical disability. If she found something she can do and she enjoys doing, why not do it? As said above some people may find it inspirational. But for ffs making fun of other peoples disabilities they cannot even help is stupid as fuck, thats one way to make yourself look like a emotionless retard.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » November 29, 2004, 7:05 pm

Sorry Britt, that was sad not funny

Brittney · Post by **Brittney** » November 29, 2004, 7:34 pm

Lol man you all have become a bunch of pussies on this board. Where’s all you nuts? Man you suckas take shit so seriously. I wasn’t hating on people with CP, hell I've known people with CP and I know that it sucks. But if you can not see the humor of someone singing with text-to-speech software and that person being taken seriously enough to actually perform in major venues then you need to get over yourself. Writing songs when you can not speak is one thing but singing song s with text-to-speech when you can not speak is just funny.

Hell you guys call each other Fags an Retards on this board all the fuckin time but I don’t hear you all breaking down and saying "Hey don’t use the word Fag or Retard in a derogatory way because that’s mean to gays and people with mental disabilities!". You mofos got absolutely no room to talk trash.

Nilaman · Post by **Nilaman** » November 29, 2004, 7:41 pm

Brittney wrote:Hell you guys call each other Fags an Retards on this board all the fuckin time but I don’t hear you all breaking down and saying "Hey don’t use the word Fag or Retard in a derogatory way because that’s mean to gays and people with mental disabilities!". You mofos got absolutely no room to talk trash.

Only because Fesuni disappeared.

Drinsic Darkwood · Post by **Drinsic Darkwood** » November 29, 2004, 7:52 pm

Frankly, I somewhat agree with Brittney. I wouldn't laugh at it, but I wouldn't credit her with overcoming a phsyical barrier, other than the fact she can use a machine.

Moonwynd wrote: 1. She most likely sings better than you do.

Sorry champ, she's not singing, the machine and software are. Maybe the DynaVox sings better than Brittney ( and probably myself ), but crediting her with singing is pretty stupid.

If she writes songs, more power to her, that's awesome. It's wrong to belittle someone because of their physical faults, but I wouldn't call it right to compliment them for something they're not even doing.

That's the equivalent of giving someone in the Special Olympics a go-kart and saying they can run 40 mph because they know how to drive it.

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » November 29, 2004, 7:55 pm

lmao - that was absolutly the best thing i've ever seen. THAT's funny

Foler · Post by **Foler** » November 29, 2004, 9:06 pm

99% of the time I don't take shit seriously, but this time I don't sense the humor.

sweetkastings · Post by **sweetkastings** » November 29, 2004, 10:37 pm

I smiled not laughed. I was amused for the most part... it was mean to make fun of her but quite hillarious if i wasnt in a bad mood. britteny is right you guys and gals lost all your nuts. where is the old VV the flamed me untill i earned my place here?

Nick · Post by **Nick** » November 29, 2004, 10:51 pm

What makes you think you have earned your place, fucko?

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » November 30, 2004, 12:32 am

funny? no.

sad? yes.

Sparty · Post by **Sparty** » November 30, 2004, 1:07 am

Funny? Slightly
Sad? Slighty

Life is what it is. Nothing wrong with seeing the is and the is.
Slightly.

My name is Sparty

Midnyte_Ragebringer · November 30, 2004, 1:43 am

Not funny.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » November 30, 2004, 3:31 am

I'd hit it!

That was for Brittney. This is an anything goes board afterall even if in poor taste! Most of your posts are funny so don't let one bad one distract your quest for VV humor!
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I generally don't care for jokes about physical or mental deficiencies. I'm indifferent to this one but rape jokes or abuse jokes get to me sometimes though so I can't blame people for taking offense to particular things they don't find funny.

This one made me laugh. You don't necessarly need to be unfeeling toward anorexic people to find it funny:

Siji · Post by **Siji** » November 30, 2004, 4:14 am

I'd hit it.

Brittney · Post by **Brittney** » November 30, 2004, 6:24 am

TIMMAH!

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » November 30, 2004, 7:41 am

Brittney's second post sums up my feelings here completely, her disease is horrible and I am in no way bashing her or any other people with that disease, they have my deepest sympathies.

I laugh at the notion of her using that silly machine and actually being taken seriously enough to play at anything other than private family sessions. Taht is imho the biggest form of bullshit, she has no real reason to do that and anyone could sing using that machine, it is only because she has CP that people invite her in to show how they "feel for her" etc. I say bullshit.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » November 30, 2004, 1:32 pm

This was pretty funny. Not as funny as, say, a guy with a cancer kazoo tryign to sing "Loving You", but pretty close.

Yes, I am going to Hell, and have been on that road for a LONG time.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » November 30, 2004, 2:30 pm

See you there Masteen!

Never worry Britts, people here have all got sand in their vaginas these days.

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » November 30, 2004, 5:00 pm

/agree mr bloke~

sweetkastings · Post by **sweetkastings** » November 30, 2004, 6:32 pm

Teenybloke wrote:What makes you think you have earned your place, fucko?

The part where I flame people better then you..dumbass...By the way what kind of word is fucko please go back to school.

Toall · Post by **Toall** » November 30, 2004, 10:15 pm

Fucko is a little before your time Sweets

Oh and btw i think you just opened yourself up to some nice flaming my friend lol..... RUCCUS time

Nick · Post by **Nick** » November 30, 2004, 10:16 pm

oh nos

Soreali · Post by **Soreali** » November 30, 2004, 10:58 pm

Brittney wrote:TIMMAH!

You called?

MooZilla · Post by **MooZilla** » December 1, 2004, 6:17 pm

sweetkastings wrote:
Teenybloke wrote:What makes you think you have earned your place, fucko?
The part where I flame people better than you (COMMA!) dumbass. (Deleted periods..) By the way (COMMA!) what kind of word is fucko (INSERT QUESTION MARK HERE!) Please go back to school.

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » December 2, 2004, 6:40 pm

Would rather see him make use of a coma than a comma.

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » December 2, 2004, 6:50 pm

I went to school with a girl who looked almost exactly like that, (hair color, facial features, CP, etc.). It says she's 18 though which would mean she's about 9 years too young...

-=Lohrno

Neost · Post by **Neost** » December 2, 2004, 7:55 pm

did you hit it?

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » December 2, 2004, 7:56 pm

Nope. Would you?

-=Lohrno

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