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Sup bro?!
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Norman says, "sup Stragikins lets go kill some birds rawr!"

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your infatuation with MY cat is really disturbing.
You can not hang out with Norman, we do not want him molested in a sexual manner.
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complete physical adoration and wanting to sexually molest a cat are two different things.
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Norman is MY cat - and Stragi doesn't want to molest him, he just wants to hang out. Like a play-date :(

Since Luna denies Norman the affection he so rightly deserves, you shouldn't stand in the way of him having friends!
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Luna doesn't associate with lesser beings.
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Sylvos wrote:Luna doesn't associate with lesser beings.
That's a bold-faced lie... Proof is that she hangs out with you!

P.S. - Dissin Norman is way uncool. Carolyn would not approve.
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Sirensa wrote:
Sylvos wrote:Luna doesn't associate with lesser beings.
That's a bold-faced lie... Proof is that she hangs out with you!

P.S. - Dissin Norman is way uncool. Carolyn would not approve.

FUNNY PERSON HA HA.
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In Soviet Russia, the norman loves you
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noob > norman
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ut oh
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dunno about that cuz noob is pretty cool too but hes no norman
imo noob is like norman but noobier cuz his a kitten)

omg sylvos is harassing me
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<Sylvos_wrk> btw F U NORMAN IS A FAG AND SO ARE YOU!
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but noob is a ninja
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Stragi wrote:!
<Sylvos_wrk> btw F U NORMAN IS A FAG AND SO ARE YOU!
Uh-oh.. someone isn't getting dinner tonight.

P.S. - wtf is Noob? :D
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Stragi wrote:dunno about that cuz noob is pretty cool too but hes no norman
imo noob is like norman but noobier cuz his a kitten)

omg sylvos is harassing me
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<Sylvos_wrk> btw F U NORMAN IS A FAG AND SO ARE YOU!


this is an obvious fabrication of his perverse reality.
pay this infidel no heed.
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I'm sure it's true. You insult poor Norman to his face :(

P.S. - what the hell I PM'd you like HOURS ago.
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noob is xouqoas kitten and he has ninja powers and likes to sleep on printers
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noob plays fetch with fake mice what does norman do?


WHAT DOES NORMAN DO I SAY!?!?!1
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Cat make good f00d, little critter on stick fried mmm
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looks like he's a feline supermodel to me!
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What a hunk! :vv_cat-chu:
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Xouqoa wrote:noob plays fetch with fake mice what does norman do?


WHAT DOES NORMAN DO I SAY!?!?!1
Norman likes fake mice. He leaves them on the stairs and Sylvos trips over them sometimes. He also sticks his paw in Sylvos' mouth while he tries to sleep.

I think Norman and Noob would get along great! :D
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noob > norman^1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000


noob pwns norman in the cuteness category..
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Her name is Snickers.. leaves hair everywhere, but makes up for it in love.
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looks like she's had her share of Snickers too...
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She's kind of hefty, I'll admit, but we adopted her about a year ago and she's been on dietary food since. The way she is laying down in that picture has her lower back directly on the floor, so the back legs aren't parallel to the floor like the front, which does make her look quiet bigger in this photo.
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I'm sorry but the eyes on that cat scare the hell out of me.

I'd be afraid to sleep with that in the house.
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noobie!

teh cutecute!
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TheDarkreigns wrote:I'm sorry but the eyes on that cat scare the hell out of me.

I'd be afraid to sleep with that in the house.
Her pupils are black, but you can barely see them in the picture because of the reaction to light that eyes have-
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Xouqoa wrote:noob plays fetch with fake mice what does norman do?


WHAT DOES NORMAN DO I SAY!?!?!1
NORMAN KILLS BIRDS
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Luna owns Norman.
She is Queen of the House.
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luna is a fat dyke
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Stragi wrote:luna is a fat dyke
she owns your vagina.
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Luna is pretty chunky.

I call her fat luna or luna-cow.

I wish Luna was friendlier. She lets you hold her but scowls the entire time.
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Sirensa wrote:Luna is pretty chunky.

I call her fat luna or luna-cow.

I wish Luna was friendlier. She lets you hold her but scowls the entire time.

she aint chunky shut up.
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luna=tubbercat
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Stragi wrote:luna=tubbercat
I HOPE YOUR FACE EATS YOUR HAND.
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only if fatso luna doesn't get to it first
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rofl

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norman is totally a supermodel too
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omg 2nd pic of norman I have seen and yes, he is a supermodel. too cute!

stragi, we should organize a kidnapping....PM me
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I have more pics of the norman.
I have better pics of the Luna.
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just because shes so fat that you have to take panoramic pictures of her, does not make them better!
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Kind of like TAKING PICTURES OF YOUR ASS EH STRAGI HAH SOGGYBISCUIT TITS GO DIE INVOLVING ANAL BLEEDING AND A CRAPPY FRENCH MOVIE.
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Stragi wrote:norman is totally a supermodel too
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omg that was a Cat Town moment
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more like YOUR ASS SYLVOS THE FATSOFAT
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